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What are the common sentence patterns in spoken English?
Apple and tomato of love (not "fruit of love")
American Beauty A rose named "American Beauty" (not "American Beauty").
Be deceived (not "accepted")
Knocking down the house won applause (not "knocking down the house")
Black tea Black tea (not "black tea")
Black art witchcraft (not "black art")
A complete stranger (not a black stranger)
Restaurant handyman (not "bus conductor")
A nosy person (not a "busy man")
Blue socks female scholar talented woman (not "blue socks")
Blind date (arranged by a third party) The first time a man and a woman meet (not "blind date" or "blind date")
Capital thought is a good thought (not "capitalist thought")
China's China policy (not "China policy")
Loong Kirin (not "Dragon")
Liar (not a "trustworthy person")
Criminal lawyer (not "criminal lawyer")
Dollar bill of the late president (with the president's head on it) (not "the late president")
Textiles (USA); (British) grain (not "dry goods")
Dressing room dressing room (not "fitting room" or "dressing room")
Take back the preface (not "break your word")
English disease rickets (not "English disease")
Last minute (not "the clock of the eleventh hour")
Familiar talk vulgar talk (not "familiar talk")
French chalk talcum powder (not "French chalk")
Harmful gifts of Greek gifts (not "Greek gifts")
A novice (not a "novice")
The handwriting on the wall is ominous (not "posters")
Fly into a rage (not "trying on")
Have the heart to do (used in negative sentences) have the heart to do ... not "intentionally" or "intentionally")
Heartman's heart changer (not a "willing heart")
Horse sense common sense (not "horse sense")
Happy and quiet old age in Indian summer (not "Indian summer")
Naked (not "wearing a birthday dress")
A lover (not a "lover")
Psychiatrist (not "crazy doctor")
Personal comments personal attacks (not "personal comments")
Pull up your socks and summon up courage (not "put on your socks")
Red tape is a bureaucratic habit (not "red tape")
Lounge toilet (not "lounge")
Sports hall brothel (not "sports room")
Fresh water (not "sugar water" or "sweet water")
Gas station (not "service station")
A braggart (not a "Spanish athlete")
Think highly of yourself (not "think highly of yourself").
White coal (used as power supply) water (not "white coal")
White people are loyal and reliable people (not "white people")
Yellow Book Yellow Book (French government report, sealed with yellow paper) (not "yellow book")
Pulling someone's leg is a joke (not "holding back")
Creepy fear (rather than "anger, anger")
What a pity! What a pity! What a pity (not "what a pity")
No way, really! (not "don't say it")
I agree with you. Good point! (Not "You can say it again")
I didn't sleep better. I slept like a log. (Not "I have never slept well")
You can't care too much about your work. You can't work too carefully. You can't be too careful in your work.
I have given up smoking for four years. I have given up smoking for four years. (Not "I have been smoking for 4 years")
None of his friends showed up. Not all his friends have arrived. (Not "None of his friends are here")
People will forget her for a long time. People will remember her for a long time. (Not "People will forget her forever")
He was very happy to let them go. He was happy to let them go. He is too happy to let them go.
It won't be boring It is so boring. (not "can't be bored")
What are you talking about?)
Don't be silly. Stop fooling around. )
How strong are your glasses? How nearsighted are you? )
There is no other reason. )
This is not what I expected. )
You will never guess. You'll never guess. )
Nobody can do anything about it. (everyone can't help it. )
I saw something deeply disturbing. I feel bad. )
Money is a good servant, but also a bad master. Be the master of money, not the slave of it. )
I'm not available. (I'm busy)
Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.
Never say die. This is a piece of cake. Don't lose heart, it's just a piece of cake.
Don't worry. You'll get used to it soon. Don't worry, you'll get used to it soon.
I know how you feel. I know how you feel.
You have gains and losses. Winning or losing is a common occurrence in military strategists.
Don't run away from reality. Don't run away from reality.
I didn't expect you to have such a good job. I didn't expect you to do so well.
It's good that you came alone. You are doing very well.
She has a strong physique. She has a good figure.
You look neat and fresh. You look pure.
You have a beautiful personality. You have a good temperament.
You flatter me too much. You′re laying it on thick.
You should judge others slowly. You shouldn't judge others at will.
I hope you can forgive me if I make any mistakes. Please forgive me if there is any mistake.
I am so careful. I was so careless.
This is completely accidental. What a surprise.
I wish I could have all the time I wasted, so that I can waste it again. I hope all the time I wasted will come back and let me waste it again.
I like you the way you used to be. I like you the way you used to be.
You two go to the movies by yourselves. I don't want to be a third wheel. You two go to the movies by yourselves. I don't want to be a third wheel.
Do you have a suitable candidate? Do you have a sweetheart?
How long have you known her? How long have you known her?
It was love at first sight. You had me at hello.
I intend to review my lessons.
A little idea from someone. Frankly speaking.
He gave me a lecture, "Don't put the blame on others." He scolded, "Don't put the blame on others."
The incompatible life of cats and dogs.
Husband and his wife are always quarrying stones. They lead a noisy life. The couple are always quarrelling, and they don't get along.
A dog lives in poverty.
This man lives like a dog. This man lives in poverty.
from start to finish
I know all about it.
The things above are profound.
Well, I don't understand this conversation. I don't know what you're talking about.
Everyone listened with rapt attention.
Mary will be all ears when you tell her some gossip. Tell Mary some gossip, and she will listen carefully.
more and more
Vacation will be better for you. It will be better for you.
Dressed
She was all dressed up but had nowhere to go. She is all dressed up, but she has nowhere to show off.
Generally speaking; The most beloved thing
For him, greatness is the most important thing. His daughter is priceless to him.
go to all lengths
They went all out. They went all out.
Ended everything; Everywhere, everywhere
I'm glad it's over. It's all over. Good.
I'm soaked to the skin. I am soaked to the skin.
Everything is ready.
He is ready to start early in the morning. He has made all the preparations for starting in the morning.
All you have to do is.
All you have to do is calm yourself down and wait for the good news. What you need to do is to calm down and wait for the good news.
A piece of cake/a piece of cake/a piece of cake.
For me, who is good at telling stories, this is a piece of cake.
For me, telling stories is picking up stories.
terribly busy
Mothers are always as busy as bees in the morning. Mother is as busy as a bee every morning.
Know it like the back of your hand.
He knows how to reach the island like the back of his hand. He knows how to get to the island.
Wisdom is exhausted.
Don't ask him. This is also what he can do. Don't ask him, he doesn't know.
Big shot, big shot
He is a big shot in our town.
A black sheep is a black sheep.
There is a skeleton in the cupboard. Every family has its own problems.
Black and blue.
The thief was caught red-handed and beaten black and blue. The thief was caught red-handed and beaten black and blue.
Black and white in black and white
The evidence is in black and white, and the murderer has no excuse. The evidence is conclusive, and the murderer has nothing to say.
dead?end
You are walking into a dead end. You're at a dead end.
Blow hot and cold and sway
This guy doesn't seem to have his own ideas. He is always capricious. This guy seems to have no opinion, always wavering.
Blow your own horn.
Don't cry roast meat. Let's see what you can do. Don't cry roast meat, let's see what you can do.
Born in a wealthy family.
He was born in a rich family. He was born with a golden key.
brand-new
A bland new coat and new clothes
break the ice
The couple haven't spoken for a week. They are all waiting for another person to break the deadlock. The couple haven't spoken for a week. Both of them are waiting for each other to speak first.
An unintentional blow.
He was knocked to the ground with a punch. He was knocked to the ground.
I can't stand it anymore. I can't stand it anymore.
I can't stand it any longer. I quit. I can't stand it any longer. I'll go.
Go too far.
Your joke has gone too far. You joke too much.
castles in the air
Your plan is almost a castle in the air. Your plan is just a daydream.
The cat was speechless.
Heavy smoker
Put forward, put forward
Let me come up with some ideas. let me think.
Easy come, easy come.
Language is easy for some people. Some people can master the language easily.
A cup of tea likes it.
Movies are not my cup of tea. I don't like movies.
Stop it. Shut up.
Stop it! I can't stand you any longer.
Stop doing (an activity)
Let's call it a day, stop. That's it for today. Stop it! dark horse—surprise winner
No one thinks that John will win the game. He is a dark horse in the final.
Dear John letter
Jack received a dear John letter from his girlfriend because he broke her heart.
Doing good is good for someone.
Doing morning exercises is good for you.
Do you know what I mean? Do you understand what I mean?
Does it count this time?
It doesn't count this time. Try again.
No meaning, no understanding; meaningless
The sentence you made means nothing to me.
Down and out is down and out.
Being down and out, he can't support his family.
Drive with your heart, with your heart
What's he trying to say? What is his intention?
Casual visit
I stopped by his house on my way to the hospital.
Write me a letter.
Please write to me as soon as you arrive at the university.
Early bird, early bird
The early bird catches the worm. The early bird catches the worm.
Easy come, easy go.
Take back the preface and apologize.
I said something bad to my mother. Although I want to take back what I said, it is useless because I hurt my mother's feelings.
Face up to difficulties bravely
He knew he would never escape, so he decided to take the consequences and turn himself in to the police. Knowing that he couldn't escape, he decided to do something by himself-surrender to the police.
Face sth bravely
You must learn to face up to your responsibilities.
Tired of
I'm fed up with your complaints.
Do whatever you want, just make yourself at home.
Please feel free to make suggestions.
Very few.
There are few people in this area.
Leave without saying goodbye.
What gives me a headache is a headache
This naughty boy gives me a headache.
Give me a hand, help me.
go Dutch
God bless you.
God bless your success in the exam.
God knows, god knows.
Understand? Do you understand?
Gardening skills
As busy as a bee.
Having fun is courage.
Enough is enough.
I'm fed up with all your excuses. I'm fed up with your excuses.
Holding water is effective.
None of his arguments seem to hold water.
In a sense, in a sense,
This is a lie in any sense. This is a complete lie.
Stay alert
Kill time. Kill time
Lazy bone lazy bone
Get up, lazy bones!
Leave it to me. Let me do it.
Leave me alone.
Like father, like son, like son, like son.
Like it or not, whether you like it or not.
Fool sb.
Make a lot of money
Make ends meet
We must cut expenses to make ends meet.
Make waves and cause a sensation; make trouble
His achievements caused a sensation in his country.
Feel free. Feel free.
No benefits, no good results.
Bad guys come to no good end.
No kidding, no kidding.
None of your business is none of your business.
It's not true. No. ...
old hand
He is an old hand at stealing.
Same old story, same old story.
I'm tired of the same old story.
On sb.' s honor.
Occasional occurrence
willingly
Crowded like sardines
During the holidays, people on the train were packed like sardines.
stop
Pay the price, pay the price.
You are playing with fire, and one day you will pay the price.
keep patience
I can't stand your rudeness any longer; Leave my room.
An important or memorable day
Red tape is full of red tape.
red carpet
meet by chance
I met an old friend in the shop yesterday.
Run out of energy, lack
Come on, come on, we don't have time.
Show off
nobody
So what? So what?
Support tolerance
Suit one's taste.
The best dress for Sunday dress
Ten certain things
Take your time and have fun.
Take your time and enjoy it.
Say what someone wants to say.
That's it.
That's really something. That's great.
There is nothing I can do. There is nothing I can do.
Here we are. This way, please.
There's nothing wrong with me. I'm fine
In private, secretly
under the weather
What's going on here?
What a good man! What a brave man!
walking dictionary
What's the matter? How have you been recently?
Hi, long time no see. How have you been?
World class
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