Folk jokes about picking watermelons

A man stole a watermelon and sang as he ran: Running with the wind is the direction, chasing the power of lightning, stuffing a round watermelon in my chest, even a thief can escape far away. Flying with the wind, dreams have wings, dare to steal, dare to run and dare to break through.

The old lady who planted watermelon cried while chasing: Look at my tears, don't look back. Look at my tears, you don't look back, you cry, your tears dry up, your heart is disheartened, and you don't want to give me the melon I want. How should I face my broken heart? I gave you the melon and I don't regret it. I just hope you can give me a chance to fly. After all, the stolen heart needs comfort, and so do you.

When the police saw it, they chased the thief and said, I must be not good enough, so you have to run away. Escape to the ends of the earth and hide in someone else's prison. No matter how well you live, don't deliberately avoid letting me catch you.

As long as you are handcuffed, nothing matters, and I won't bother you on purpose, let alone bother you.

The thief said as he ran: the silent acceleration is my step, running in front of me. I don't want to get caught, I don't want to go back to the police station, I want to run to the farthest place in the thief's den.

The thief was caught, the judge said, what else to say? How many tears did you shed? Don't you know what I did to you? I'll make you change your mind one day.

The thief cried and said, please give me a chance.

The policeman said: This is the best punishment for impulsiveness.

The thief was taken to the police station and released two days later. He said, you are always too soft-hearted.

The thief came to the old lady's window, and the old lady was drinking alone and said, I am drunk and want to find someone to accompany me.

The thief said outside the window, I came to your window again tonight. How lovely your shadow is on the curtain.

The old lady opened the curtain and said, there are too many misunderstandings between us!

The thief said: come with me and start at dawn!

A man stole a watermelon and sang as he ran: Running with the wind is the direction, chasing the power of lightning, stuffing a round watermelon in my chest, even a thief can escape far away. Flying with the wind, dreams have wings, dare to steal, dare to run and dare to break through.

The old lady who planted watermelon cried while chasing: Look at my tears, don't look back. Look at my tears, you don't look back, you cry, your tears dry up, your heart turns to dust, and you don't want to give me the melon I want. How should I face my broken heart? I gave you the melon and I don't regret it. I just hope you can give me a chance to fly. After all, the stolen heart needs comfort, and so do you.

When the police saw it, they chased the thief and said, I must be not good enough, so you have to run away. Escape to the ends of the earth and hide in someone else's prison. No matter how well you live, don't deliberately avoid letting me catch you.

As long as you are handcuffed, nothing matters, and I won't bother you on purpose, let alone bother you.

The thief said as he ran: the silent acceleration is my step, running in front of me. I don't want to get caught, I don't want to go back to the police station, I want to run to the farthest place in the thief's den.

The thief was caught, the judge said, what else to say? How many tears did you shed? Don't you know what I did to you? I'll make you change your mind one day.

The thief cried and said, please give me a chance.

The policeman said: This is the best punishment for impulsiveness.

The thief was taken to the police station and released two days later. He said, you are always too soft-hearted.

The thief came to the old lady's window, and the old lady was drinking alone and said, I am drunk and want to find someone to accompany me.

The thief said outside the window, I came to your window again tonight. How lovely your shadow is on the curtain.

The old lady opened the curtain and said, there are too many misunderstandings between us!

The thief said: come with me and start at dawn!