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Zhao Benshan's sketch "Sick or not+0" 23 sketch funny Daquan
Zhao Benshan A: I don't look at home. B: Oh, how can I say I've paid all the money? A: My husband is nagging me about his whole illness. Which county is pinching me? I said Tieling Prostate B in three districts and six counties of Changtong County: Sit down quickly and let my husband decide to let the urine finish, and know who is who. A: Let the bubble pee. Order some flowers and rice. B: I have to pee and drink water at home. I have to pee. B: My husband said let me have a look at the kidney to see if there are stones and sand. I want to order some cement to build a tile house. I will argue with you. B: You B: Zhuang Bing: Three uncles and three aunts. I am a strong pig. A: Children ... men are very fat. C: What are you waiting for? A: Wait for urine? B: My husband asked me to do B-ultrasound A: Don't pee in the hospital. I can check anything with high nutritional value. I have to pee first. I have to do a b-ultrasound and so on. I don't think the whole thing is upside down. C: My uncle can let me do some prostate. A: Which county is the bottom of prostate? C: My uncle's prostate county. A: District. C: Prostate body. B: glands. C: Before the prostate. A: Who's in front C: In front A: I'm in front C: My uncle's body. A: I'm in front. C: My body. Oh, what do you do? B: My child's health check-up. A: I'm not sick. C: My uncle knows that all cadres at my level enjoy a kind of treatment. I'm studying now. B: Oh, my child's nose is blind. Only in this way, which branch C: My heating branch B: Heating branch A: Burning boiler C: Heating branch I manage 1000 B: I manage 1000 C: I manage all the water A: Water supply installation C: I only burn the boiler, I push coal A: Pushing coal to burn the boiler, C: Selling furnace ash and slag A: After selling furnace ash and slag, the whole half-burned boiler can remain healthy. Maybe it can help adjust prostate county C: Uncle. Just got sick A: Please tell me to look quickly. B: it hurts money. Read quickly. C: I am busy drinking water. B: Let's go. C: I play football after checking. A: Adjust Liaozu C: Adjust Liaozu. My unit football team A: I don't know how I know. I can play football now. I can play football during the break. Which team C: Yes, I can watch football. Football team striker Jia Wei: What do I kick? : Wuwu Pai B: Shaolin Temple can complete Wuwu Pai A: Know the set-pieces C: Know the set-pieces A: Punish the set-pieces. Which C: Penalty set-pieces. I stood in front of the goal. A: Dry station. C: All rise. A: black crotch pie (narrator: 252,252 photos) C: It's called 252A: 253C: 25Me, me, me, B: Come on, look at your family's physique like a calf. A: Look at the public expenses, look at our private expenses, look at it. Let's leave now. B: Wait for what? See what? B: Look at how much this bill has paid. The husband said: the key is not to get sick. See what? Why not get sick? My husband said it was prostate. I'm going blind when I'm finished. A: I am blind when I am blind. I just heard a dirty horse tell me to jump too fast. B: Everyone says I will get sick soon. I can get my pocket watch quickly. C: I didn't add one. B: I paid for this project. C: I didn't ask for anything. What do you mean? I have sinus rhythm. What do you mean? Everyone who eats pork and beans should check and prepare. B: how? C: I know my husband told me to do a fan sweep. C: Do a fan scan. B: What fan sweep? The fan sweeps the electric broom. Do it quickly. C: Uncle, I'll pay for it. I'll hold my urine and drink some water. Uncle B: Drink water. Let's check it later. Don't go, don't forget. Let's talk about piles first. Obstetrics and Gynecology A: What's the name of obstetrics and gynecology B: How to check obstetrics and gynecology B: What's the relationship between prostate and obstetrics A: Don't check my pregnancy? Let's go. B: We can get pregnant. Sit down and let your husband drink water. I beg for money, drink water blindly and hold my urine. I asked my husband to see what had happened. A: wait for me to leave. A: I will study obstetrics and gynecology. C: Prostate and prostate. A: Finally transferred to the county B: What to shout A: Prostate B: Speaking of prostate A: Who checked what? B: I see. A: Thing B: Give it to me. A: Why did you write my name? B: Say that everyone who spends money in our family is fine. B: Check and say A: Check B: Check mine A: Check the month. B: it's nothing to say that it will be checked again. B: If you want to be angry with me again, then let me go, let me go, let me check, let me check myself, and I'll think about it. Zixiao led us to travel and said that we should check our body and pulse. A: Filial piety told me that I had a toothache and said to go to the hospital quickly. My husband wore glasses and said your name. I said my father's name is Wei. B: My family asked me what my name was. I said my name is Wei. I said what my expenses were. I said I had a toothache and my mouth was open. I told you what to do after I lost my tooth. I told you what to do. I told you I felt pain. I told you to give me an anesthetic. I feel like my lips are saying open your mouth. Give me a pick. After that, I said, let me see my teeth. I have to find my teeth. I said I didn't say anything. Bad cards tell me to watch my step. After I finished my laryngology, I was busy taking pictures and paying money. Laryngology asked me to say that I had stood. I said where to stand. I took photos and paid for them. I said there was no me at the station. My husband took a magnifying glass to see if the dentist could choose bad teeth. I told me that a tooth costs 1000 yuan, and I paid for it. B: What's the significance of mentioning that glorious history? A: What's the point of mentioning it? Now I'm in the hospital. I'm sick. I've coughed twice and I'm still bleeding. Say, Oh, my God, I'm sick. I waited for you to drink some egg soup. I drank seven bottles, and I spent 700 yuan and 40,000 yuan-a domestically imported 80,000-year-old healing stick to cure C: stent, stent, stent, stent, stent, stent, stent, stent, stent, stent, stent, stent.
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