What are some couplets and jokes about crossword puzzles or homophonic features?

Homophonic couplets are some inappropriate words in couplets. Using the homonym relationship between language and words, a sentence involves two things or two contents, and the author uses puns to express his meaning.

Spiders under the eaves are full of ideas.

Earthworms in front of the court are full of mud.

The first part: the harmony between silk and privacy.

The second part: "mud" and "doubt", dialect pronunciation.

Lotus root is due to lotus.

There are apricots but no plums.

The first part: Lotus "He" and Lotus "Even".

The second part: Apricot is "auspicious" and plum is "medium".

Last night, I played chess to find my direction.

See Yan Hui in the mirror today.

Lutz, a disciple of Confucius, can also be interpreted as "the number of chess pieces"

Yan Hui, a disciple of Confucius, also means "true face".

There were knots before they were unearthed.

Lingyun is still modest.

Write bamboo poems to express ambition.

Yellow Opinions on Cracks in Millet

Leave Ruth and fly.

Harmonic phoenix.

Downward harmonic crane.

Confucius was born at the end of the ship.

Light dance began in Hanzhong.

Part I: Boat "Week".

Part II: Dance "Dance".

Modest bamboo has curved leaves.

There are no flowers on the proud plum's back.

Rain and ashes piled up into pits.

The wind blows lotus leaves like turtles.

Part I: Harmony (Chen).

Downward: image harmony (direction).

A cluster of gardens in front of me. Who's Zhuangzi?

A few lines on the wall. Which Chinese book?

The bright moon is in the sky, and it is asserted that there will be no rain tonight.

Cold dew is cold, and it turns into frost when it comes late.

The second part: "frost" and "double".

Single plum blossom sweeping snow

Xixi Mountain is dancing and flowing.

Part one: Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, t I.

Downline: 1-7 digit dialect pronunciation.

The monk carried water, and his arms were covered with sweat.

Nuns transplant rice seedlings and press their hands into the array.

"Intervention" and "observation" are harmonious, and "deployment" and "deployment politics" are harmonious.

"Full" and "Jinshi" are harmonious, and "Khan" and "Hanlin" are harmonious.

The speed of rowing parallel between two ships is not as fast as that of sailing.

Playing the flute in unison is more difficult than playing the flute in harmony.

The first part: The homophonic of "Flying" and "Lu Su", and the homophonic of "Speeding" and "Fan Kuai".

The second part: flute and Di Qing, flute and Xiao He.

The tower is brightly lit with bright corners.

The lotus root planted in the pond is too white to grow roots (Geng)

The first part: Zhuge Liang, whose name is Kong Ming.

Bottom line: Li Taibai is Chang Geng.

Ni Fei monk hand

Short time difference

The ghost gave a cry. The first couplet means: the soil is fertile, but the seedlings are still thin. The bottom line is that the time of the sun in the sky is getting shorter and shorter (short is a natural phenomenon from summer to the future), and the time difference between day and night is getting longer and longer. If you read this couplet in homophonic, it will become: Ni Fei monks, thin ghosts and short hags.

Shigu Tiantiao River

Embroidered in front of the beauty hall

The first part is made by Shen and the second part is made by Shen. "Woshang" is homophonic for "monk" and "embroidery" is homophonic for "scholar".

Shanglian:

Shan Tong picked chestnuts and packed them in a box.

Downlink:

The old man selling the mausoleum will fall, and the tomb will be empty.

Precautions:

The beauty of this connection is that the last four words are related to meaning and sound.

Shanglian:

Jia Dao was drunk, but he wasn't faking it.

Downlink:

Liu Ling drinks nothing but zero.

Precautions:

In the Ming Dynasty, Tang Bohu and Zhang Ling got drunk after drinking all day, so they came together. After drinking all the wine, people are really depressed. Jia Dao and Liu Ling are both good drinkers. This couplet is very suitable for hotel signs.

Shanglian:

Fine-haired poultry died under bricks.

Downlink:

Mr. Si Tong, coarse-haired beast

The baby dug the frog out of the tile;

Mother scolded the horse for eating hemp.

No mountain is better than Wushan;

He Ye Can is as round as a lotus leaf.

In the above example, the upper and lower couplets use 1 group homophones respectively.

Move a chair and lean on tung to play with the moon;

Lights, benches and cabinets, and separate books.

Boys hit tung trees, tung trees fall, boys are happy;

The girl gnawed at the duck head, which was salty.

In the above example, two groups of homophonic characters were used in the upper and lower couplets respectively.

Hungry chickens steal rice, children fight;

The summer mouse cools the beam and the guest coughs.

In the above example, the upper couplet and the lower couplet each use three groups of homophones.

The paper dust around the commander flew to the commander's head;

Write it in your stomach and fill it up.

Jia Dao was a poet in the Tang Dynasty. Liu Ling is one of the "Seven Sages of Bamboo Forest" in Wei and Jin Dynasties. She likes drinking. "Director" and "editing" are both posts, the former is Wu Zhi, and the latter is clerical.

Miyun has no rain, Tongzhou water can't cross the boat;

There is autumn in Juye, and wheat in Jimo field.

"Tongzhou" and "Jimo" are place names. This kind of couplet can be understood at a glance; If you just listen, you often don't know what to say

There are also homophones composed of words with the same or similar vowels:

The deer in the north of the house is alone;

Xixi chicken crows together.

A single explicit expression. Words that are homophonic with some words in couplets do not appear, and puns are expressed by homophonic relations.

Lotus seeds are bitter in heart;

Pears are sour in the abdomen.

The literal meaning of couplets is obvious, but the author Jin Shengtan implicitly expresses the bitterness and bitterness of separation from his son by using the homophonic relationship between "lotus" and "pity" and "pear" and "parting".

The two boats are parallel, and the rowing speed is not as fast as that of a sailboat;

Eight notes are played together, and the flute is harder to clear than the flute.

In the first part of the League, the homonyms of "Rushing" and "Luli" and "Sailing Fast" and "Fan Kuai" imply that civilian officials are inferior to military commanders. The second couplet is for another person. "Di Qing" is homophonic with "Di Qing", "Xiao He" and "Xiao He", which means that a military commander is not as good as a civilian.

On the mountain where two apes cut wood, this monkey dared to saw wood;

A horse is stuck in the mud. How can this beast get hooves?

This couplet is a joke. The first couplet was written by one person, and "antithesis" is homophonic with "duality". The second couplet is another person's duplicity, and "out of the hoof" and "out of the question" are homonyms.

Two three four five

Six seven eight nine

Horizontal batch: short of one and short of ten

The homonym is lack of clothes and food.