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Are you too straight-tempered and don't know how to adapt, or are you too stupid to fool people? What inappropriate words have you ever said?
Sometimes you always offend others because of your own temperament. To put it nicely, it is called uprightness, but to put it badly, it means that you have no brains, that is, you are not smart. I remember when I was in primary school, one day my leather shoes broke, so I took them to the shoe repair shop at the entrance of the community to have them repaired. It happened that my mother’s section chief was passing by. "What are you doing?" "Repairing leather shoes." "What are you repairing? Ask your mother to buy you new ones!" "Then you make her work overtime all day long without getting a raise...you bully us people." Replied in the evening The home is occupied by coed doubles.
There is another thing I heard from a friend. When he was a child, because his parents worked in the same unit, many colleagues lived together, and the young teachers in the school all lived in the same apartment. , my parents and colleagues often complained about how bad the principal was. I heard it all... One day, the principal came to my house to play, so I took out a toy gun and pointed it at the principal, shouting "Tu tu tu tu"! The principal cooperated with me and pretended to fall to the ground dead. I was so excited that I imitated the plot of the TV series, ran to him and took a few more shots, while "beating" him and reciting his crimes. Then, I went to the corridor and told the world: Come and see, the bad guy you mentioned was beaten to death by me! My parents were all green at the time...
Every mistake you make when you are a child is forgivable, but if you continue to be the same as you grow up, you will be laughed at by others. I remember it was another time when the leader organized a dinner. Eat Hunan food together. There are n male and female colleagues at the same table. The leader asked: How to make this dried radish bacon? It's all dried radish, no bacon. I replied: Why not? Quite a lot. I ate more than a dozen pieces. I felt that the boss who didn’t tell me to get out was because he once loved me.
During the Chinese New Year, our family used to go back to my grandma’s house to celebrate the holidays. It was so lively when we got together, so I suddenly thought of performing a little show for everyone. I was very emotional. I told everyone a story about Snow White. After telling it, my grandma said to me: "Look, how scary the stepmother is! It is better to be your biological mother. A child with a mother is like a treasure. You must be filial to your mother." , otherwise it would be terrible to have a stepmother like Snow White!" "No, Snow White is a fairy tale, and the real stepmother may not be a bad guy..." "..." "Who told you this?" "My father? You told me that day!" After saying that... the whole place was quiet...
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