Let’s hear a joke

⑴ The ant and the little white rabbit were walking in the forest, and suddenly they met an elephant. The ant quickly dug into the soil and stretched out one leg. The little white rabbit was very curious when he saw it, and asked: What are you doing? The ant quietly said to it: Hush... Don't say anything, I will trip it and kill it.!!! ⑵ A patient who had an operation for the first time. , he said to the doctor worriedly: "I'm very scared, this is my first time to have an operation." The doctor said that I was even more scared: "This is also my first time to have an operation." ⑶ Once upon a time, a man named Ah Shuang died. On the day of the funeral, A Shuang's family cried out in pain and cried A Shuang's name: It's so cool... it's so cool... it's so cool. A passerby passed by here, and the passerby was puzzled: Everyone is dead, you guys are so happy What? Hearing this question, Ah Shuang's family members became even more speechless and in pain: It feels so good... it feels so good... it feels so good... it feels so good... it feels so good. ⑷ A woman could not marry because of her small breasts I went out and went on a blind date one day and said to the man: "Do you dislike my small breasts?" The man said: "Are they as big as steamed buns?" The woman said yes! On the wedding night, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my god, Wangzai little steamed bun!" A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts. One day during a blind date, she said to the man: "I have small breasts. Do you dislike it?" ?” The man said, “Is it a big peach?” The woman said yes! On the wedding night, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my god, are cherries also peaches?!!!" A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts. One day during a blind date, she said to the man: "I have small breasts. Do you dislike it?” The man said, “Is it as big as an orange?” The woman said yes! On the wedding night, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my God, kumquats?!" A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts. One day during a blind date, she said to the man: "I have small breasts, you Do you dislike it?” The man said, “Is it as big as an egg?” The woman said yes! On the wedding night, the man rushed out of the bridal chamber, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my god, poached eggs?!!!" ⑸ The centipede was bitten by a snake and was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. After diagnosis, the doctor said: amputation is necessary to prevent the spread of venom. ! The centipede thought: Fortunately I have many legs! The doctor comforted him: Brother, be considerate, you will be an earthworm from now on. ⑹ A person who rides a motorcycle likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buttoning them at the back to block the wind. One day he was driving drunk, overturned, and fell on the side of the road. When the police arrived... Police Officer A: What a serious car accident. Police Officer B: Yes, my head was hit in the back. Police Officer A: Well, he’s still breathing. Let’s help him turn his head back. Police Officer B: Okay... One or two times of hard work, it turned back. Police Officer A: Well, I’m not breathing... ⑺ A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, "Where are you from?" If you don’t tell me, I’ll electrocute you! A college student replied to his enemy and was electrocuted to death. He said: I am from TV University! ⑻ A woman was taking a train, her period came, and she had no place to return her sanitary napkins. ． ． In a hurry. Open the window and get out! It hit a farmer on the face. The farmer touched his face and said after reading it. ． I fork. ． ． The train is fast. I was beaten with just a piece of paper and my face was covered in blood! ! ! ! ⑼ Hua Mulan joins the army. . . One day during the war, I had my period and was about to change my sanitary napkin when suddenly a shell hit me. She fainted. . . . When she woke up she was on the operating table. . . . The doctor said, "Are you okay?!!!" Hua Mulan said, "What's wrong? I'm okay." . . . "You can't call it okay... Your life was blown away and you're still okay?!" The doctor said, "But it's okay now!" Hua Mulan said, "What's wrong?". . "I'll sew it up for you!!~" the doctor said. ⑽ My friend, if you don’t laugh at the ⒑ jokes I specially collected... Then give the best answer to others. I hope everyone is happy.! Hey, jokes are meant to make people happy. ⑴ The Ant and the Little The white rabbit was walking in the forest when he suddenly encountered an elephant. The ant quickly burrowed into the soil and stretched out one leg. The little white rabbit was very curious when he saw it, and asked: What are you doing? The ant quietly said to it: Hush... Don't make any noise, I'll trip it and kill it.!!! ⑵ A patient who had an operation for the first time. , he said to the doctor worriedly: "I'm very scared, this is my first time to have an operation.

"The doctor said that I was even more afraid: "This is also my first time to have an operation." ⑶ Once upon a time, a man named Ah Shuang died. On the day of the funeral, Ah Shuang's family members cried out in pain and cried Ah Shuang's name: "Shuang" Ah, it's so cool... It's so good... It's so good. A passerby passed by here, and the passerby was puzzled: Everyone is dead, why are you so happy? Hearing this question, Ah Shuang's family became even more speechless and painful: It's so cool,... It feels so good... it feels so good... it feels so good... it feels so good ⑷ A monk said to a female donor: "Donor, you have a bad omen (bra) on your body." The female donor became anxious: "Master, How can you get rid of the bad omen (bra)?" The monk said: "Even if you take off the bad omen (bra), you can't escape the two big waves in your body." ⑸ The centipede was bitten by a snake and was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. After diagnosis, the doctor said: for poison prevention If the liquid spreads, the leg must be amputated! The centipede thought: Fortunately, I have more legs! The doctor comforted me: Brother, if you want to be more open, you will be an earthworm in the future. Wind. One day he was driving under the influence and fell on the side of the road. When the police arrived... Policeman A: It was a serious car accident. Policeman B: Yes, his head was hit in the back. Officer A: Yes, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Officer B: Okay... One or two times, he turned his head back. Officer A: Well, he's not breathing anymore....

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