Give some good couplets

Clams are pregnant with beads in their bellies, but they don't move when they move;

A cocoon gives birth to a moth and survives from death.

Put on winter clothes and summer hats to spend the spring and autumn;

Go south, go north, asshole.

Fake silver, buy real goods, and fake ones come true;

If you meet a murderer, you will see good luck.

It doesn't hurt to come and go;

Cry three times, laugh three times, laugh three times. Combination of marriage and funeral

The cargo on board is heavy, but the cargo on board is light;

Measure the land with a ruler. This ruler is short and this ruler is long.

The ship carries stones and stones, and the ship carries light; Jade Chu

Measure the ground with a ruler. The ruler is short and the ruler is long. Huangguidui

Think about it, look at the book Zuo Zhuan, and turn right;

Sit facing south, eat watermelon skin and swing east. Beijing Xuan wai Xia nan wa yi yuan

Charcoal desalination, as well as black and white mountains and parallel imports;

Bamboo is strong and sturdy, with yellow and soft curtains interlaced.

Charcoal desalination, as well as black and white mountains and parallel imports;

The sunrise and fog dispersed, and the sky and the earth alternated in sunny days.

Charcoal desalination, as well as black and white mountains and parallel imports;

Flowers disappear and fruits hang, and Yan Huang is red in summer and autumn.

Charcoal desalination, as well as black and white mountains and parallel imports;

Monks come and go, and men and women know the people in the temple.

Charcoal desalination, as well as black and white mountains and parallel imports;

The bamboo basket is scattered, and the feelings of mother and child are different.

This couplet was given to Dai Hu, a magistrate in Gaozhou, by a charcoal seller in Qingyi. Dai Hu went wrong for a long time, became angry from embarrassment, and forcibly put the charcoal seller in prison. The previous ancient pair was made by a craftsman who weaved bamboo curtains; The latter pair in ancient times was neighboring Wu Min. Heart to heart was right by Liu. The new alliance is the right choice.

The big lady is carrying a flat basket and breaking vegetables;

The tall man and the short man drove the black cow with long sticks and short sticks.

The geese fly south and their wings are divided up and down;

The front car is behind the track, high and low for about two rounds.

There is Taitung Empire in the north, and westerners patrol the south;

Winter official and summer assistant minister finish autumn tax in spring. This couplet is a suggestion from Shandong cuisine to Yu Xu.

Tall and short people drink cold shochu and hot bean jelly;

A big boy married a gentle wife, and a new uncle (old son) came.

The tall and short man wants to be the new master, sighing;

The big lady gave me a hot and cold meal, sarcastic and pathetic.

Look at the world coldly, the rich are poor and the poor are rich;

Shuige looks at passers-by, and the south belongs to the north.

Big boy, walking around the streets, shopping from south to north;

Young old people, sitting on the couch, read from the solstice in winter to the spring and autumn in summer. This couplet was written by Jin Shengtan.

Little sister, go up and down.

Old boys, sitting in a recliner, spends the winter in summer and reads Spring and Autumn.

It is difficult for universities and primary schools to read the Book of Changes, but they also spend the Spring and Autumn Period.

Brothel and Red Chamber, Old Testament and New Testament, Forgetting Morality?

Red and black charcoal fire, hot and cold wine, incense spread far and near;

Big and small cloth, young and old cut new clothes to beautify the short and long.

Black iron falls into the red furnace, short nails and long boats travel north and south; blacksmith shop

Bend the bamboo and cut it straight. Tie a round hoop, hoop a flat bucket, and hold things. Mijiangpu

It is easy to hit the ball, and only by hitting the ball carefully can you achieve excellent results;

Sunny and rainy days, every day, you will be healthy.

Tourists travel all over Hexi, from north to south, which is difficult for our school to receive.

Mr. Wang lives in Hunan, with a left picture and a right history, and his mind is inferior. This couplet is for a teacher and a ronin to spend the night.

Thick and thin knife, cut the salted fish lightly, put down the cold and warm pot;

Young mice, carrying black and white pigeons, climbed up the patchwork melon shed. Dui Wife's Dialect Dui in Li Cong, western Guangdong. Thin knife: kitchen knife; Warm pot: clay pot; Black and white pigeons: Pigeons of various colors are called white pigeons by people in western Guangdong; Dwarf melon: bitter gourd