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Return to Zhao innocently.
Narrator: Lin Xiangru came to Qin with He Shibi.
Father-in-law: Lin Xiangru, special envoy of Zhao Xuan.
Lin Xiangru: An audience with His Majesty the King of Qin.
King Qin: envoys don't have to salute. I heard that your prince Zhao got a treasure. Please show it to me quickly. It is really a good baby. This Xiao Zhao really has good treasures. Look at the luster and brightness. As the saying goes, only Daqin deserves such a good treasure.
Ministers: congratulations to your majesty, congratulations to your majesty.
Lin Xiangru: Your Majesty, is this a good thing? The whole world knows that he is a good baby, but no one knows that he has a little problem.
Qin Wang: What? He has a little problem. Why didn't I see it?
Lin Xiangru: Just point it out to you. Qin Wang: Somebody, please give it to Lin Xiangru and let him tell me.
Lin Xiangru: Your Majesty's last words are 15 for the city wall. Zhao Wang doesn't want to use force to exchange. It is inappropriate to make friends, and it is a waste of great power to treat each other sincerely. I, the prince of Zhao, treated me with courtesy and sent me to offer a wall. But in my opinion, the king of Qin was extremely arrogant, so I recalled the city wall.
King Qin: How dare you preach to me and cheat the king? You have committed the crime of deceiving the king. Hand over the wall, I can save your life.
Lin Xiangru: Now that I'm here, I won't go back.
Qin Wang: OK, I'll help you today. Somebody, tie him up, drag him out and behead him.
Lin Xiangru: Wait a minute. Now that there is a city wall, the king of Qin has worked hard. If you try to force me, my head will be killed in this walled hall.
Qin Wang: Wait a minute. Is Ai Qing worth dying for?
Lin Xiangru: This is not a wall, but Zhao's dignity, Zhao's winding.
Qin Wang: You Lin Xiangru, you must go your own way. I don't care about killing one.
Lin Xiangru: I have made up my mind to die together.
Qin Wang: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I have drawn 15 cities. Someone, please show me the map.
Wenjiang 1: Your Majesty, didn't you say you would show them?
Qin Wang: Bastard, did I say that? Submit the map quickly.
Wenjiang II: Yes. This is the 15 city that my king gave you.
Lin Xiangru: Your Majesty, I see your sincerity, but the jade wall is priceless. Our king said that in order to let the whole world see that the king of Qin and the king of Zhao have made friends, I begged him to hold a grand wall-changing ceremony, and then I would respectfully dedicate the treasure wall to you to make you look more dignified.
Qin Wang: OK, there will be a treasure exchange meeting in three days.
Grandfather: Quit the DPRK.
Narrator: Knowing that the King of Qin had no sincerity in exchanging the city for the city wall, Lin Xiangru immediately returned to the post office and sent his colleagues to hurry up and send He Shibi back to Zhao.
Military commander 1: Your Majesty, what should we do if Lin Xiangru comes?
Qin Wang: What do you think?
Military commander 2: What should I do? Hum! Take him down and lock him up. It's cruel. If you don't kill him, you will get him cheaper.
Qin Wang: OK, play!
Ministers: Long live my emperor! My emperor is wise.
Qin Wang: Hahahaha!
Grandfather: Tell Lin Xiangru to meet him.
Lin Xiangru: An audience with His Majesty the King of Qin.
Wenjiang 1: Lin Xiangru, we are all ready. It's time to exchange Hebi.
Lin Xiangru: To tell you the truth, Cui has been sent back to Zhao. If you really have the sincerity to give me the city of 15, our country will send someone to deliver the city wall immediately. Otherwise, with the strength of Qin, our country will not break its word. Otherwise, it's no use killing me. Instead, he will be laughed at all day, and Qin will not keep his word.
King Qin: Bold, dare to trick our king. Come on, tie him up and behead him.
Wen Jiang 2: Your Majesty, wait a minute. If I kill Lin Xiangru now, I won't get He Shibi back. It will be laughed at by the whole world. I won't kill him, but let him go back to China another day, which shows that I am sincere to the world.
Ministers: I hope your majesty will think twice.
Qin Wang: Anyway, since He Shibi has been sent back to Zhao, please ask Zhao's envoy to go back.
Lin Xiangru: Thank you.
Narrator: Although Qin Wang's angry eyes were smoking, there was nothing he could do. Had to civilly send Lin Xiangru back to Zhao. Lin Xiangru made great contributions, and the prince of Zhao named him a doctor.
All actors: people can't stand up without faith. Believe in determination, fitness and life. Don't forget to stand up with faith. Since ancient times, there has been a hollow reputation in wisdom and courage, and one person shows his glory in the wall. The new person is expected to be in "Dream Around", and Zhao Yong will spread it all.
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