Kuaishou Funny Social Quotes The easiest way to be fooled (63 sentences)

1. You can disagree with me, but I can beat you.

2. I still hate you, like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed the next door.

3. Are we familiar with you? If you have nothing to do, just play a video. You can treat it as your TV. Just press it and someone will appear.

4. I’m really nervous, so nervous. What should I do? I’m about to meet my parents! Is the aunt gentle and gentle, and the uncle is fierce or not? I was so scared. After all, I was the one who hit his child first.

5. If being handsome is a sin, I would be extremely evil.

6. My hobbies and interests can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.

7. Be handsome, because it is too popular, but not handsome, because you can’t get it.

8. It is true that your memory will decline if you stay up late, because your memory will decline if you stay up late. In fact, the biggest harm is that your memory will decline, and your memory will also decline.

9. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there.

10. Let me tell you a secret to making a fortune, but you must never tell others! If you fold your money in half, does it double? Ha, go punish your friends!

11. Sir, I can be your future wife.

12. I rejected three more boys. I am really an excellent girl. Watching them go away, I feel a little lonely. I can only say sorry silently. You are a real estate, insurance, and financial management person. I really can’t afford the product.

13. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock.

14. You may not know why there are advertisements in the middle of the program. It is because the host and guests need to go to the toilet.

15. I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of life is only three words: it depends on my mood.

16. You are embarrassed to lie to me, but I am embarrassed not to believe you.

17. Driving school instructor: Don’t go when the light is red or green. What’s wrong? Don’t have a color you like?

18. I just want to hold your hand and never let go for the rest of my life. I’m just afraid that when I let go, you will go shopping.

19. Sleep in class, make noise after class, and fail in exams.

20. League of Legends has broken up many couples, and Meitu Xiuxiu has created many online relationships.

21. Every night you stay up late will eventually be repaid with a morning when you can’t get out of bed.

22. Even if the teacher talks about yarn, a top student can knit it into a sweater.

23. Other people’s faces are 70% determined by nature and 30% by dressing up. Your face is 10% determined by nature and 90% by filters.

24. In today’s weather, taking a shower depends on perseverance, doing laundry depends on endurance, and getting up depends on explosive power.

25. If you like someone very much, let him go. If he comes back, it means that no one wants this thing!

26. Every student has a nightmare, and this nightmare is called the beginning of school.

27. God said: Don’t forget to bring an umbrella when you go out. I will water the flowers soon.

28. You ignore me today, but I will come to see you tomorrow.

29. I will not quarrel with you, I am too lazy to get angry. I am a kind and lovely person, but if you insist on talking to me, I suggest you ***.

30. Don’t think that I am not interested in you because I am cold to you on the surface and have no communication with you. In fact, I said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.

31. Let’s call you a single turtle. After all, at your age, several dogs have died!

32. The first stroke of the painting was wrong, so I had to scribble all the way down.

33. Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are difficult.

34. When you are young, don’t despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when you will have no money in the future.

35. Life is like being on a treadmill. You are tired and vomiting blood, but in the eyes of others, you are still treading water.

36. When you feel lonely and bored, turn on your computer and play a ghost movie. After a while, you will feel that there are people in the toilet, kitchen, and room.

37. What girls today need is not a prince, but a male god who can help with mathematics, physics and chemistry.

38. You wouldn’t follow me when I stretched out my hand, so I stretched out my foot to trip you up, and you really chased me.

39. Staying up late is really harmful to the body, so every time I go to bed late, I will order a midnight snack to make up for it.

40. As we grow up, homework has always been with us.

41. Every time I say that I will never pay attention to you again, don’t believe me. Do I look like that kind of principled person?

42. My recent work has not been outstanding, my performance has not been outstanding, and my lumbar intervertebral disc has been slightly herniated.

43. Face the fucked-up life with a bullshit attitude.

44. I want to get into your body and then grow out like a mushroom.

45. I am getting old and can no longer be sexy. Now my understanding of fashion is: keeping warm is the main thing.

46. If I can meet you by burning incense for one year, I can get to know you by burning incense for three years, and I can cherish you by burning incense for ten years, for my happiness in the next life, I am willing Convert to Christianity!

47. Don’t think that just because you are tanned, you can hide the fact that you are an idiot.

48. I am heartbroken for you, but you are begging for mercy from others.

49. I searched countless times for her, but when I suddenly looked back, I saw that person was at the marriage registration office.

50. I only have one requirement when looking for a partner: to get along well with my other partners.

51. When you were thin, you accidentally walked into my heart. Now you have gained weight and are stuck in it, unable to get out.

52. Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend money. How can I spend this hundred yuan until next month?

53. Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don’t get married, love will die without a burial place.

54. You have no right to find fault with me and talk behind my back. No matter how bad or bad I am, I have never eaten a bite of your food.

55. I suggest you like me. I reply very quickly.

56. I remember that when I was a child, I loved playing hide-and-seek. Once others hid, I would go home directly.

57. Be a waste, have no dreams, eat and sleep, and stay cute.

58. Remember to recharge your happiness and don’t let it stop again.

59. When I weigh myself now, I even want to take off my eyebrows.

60. I play too much on the computer and want to fast forward when watching TV!

61. It’s not me who stays up late, it’s the night that needs my bright star.

62. Every time a day passes, I mark a circle on the calendar. On Saturday, I realized that my days had been marked by ellipses.

63. I don’t need everyone to be happy when I do things. I live just to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.