Simple and interesting homophones should lead a happy life (a collection of 60 sentences)

One day, a pig and a leopard went to eat. The boss said, "What do you want to eat?" The pig said, "Give me some pig food." The boss said, "OK, a pig food." What do you want, leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

2. Don't even add my WeChat. With or without pirates of the Caribbean?

3. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

4. A sheep migrates.

The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

6. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Ding Xiao does things with jingle.

7. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very similar. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Look carefully, it is at home.

8. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a want want quilt when it is hot!

9. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

10. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.

1 1. "Have you seen my Wei Zi?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

12. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.

13. I have to rely on threats to do what any beautiful girl can do.

14. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Night Quail.

15. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

16. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, and we can't let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

17. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

18. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

19. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

20. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

One day, a duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

22. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

23. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.

24. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.

25. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

26. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

27.m had a fight with N, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

28. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.

29. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the books were.

30. Do you like the lady's style or my epilepsy?

3 1. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

32. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

33. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome."

34. Girls who love to laugh can't be bad. Why are they so happy?

35. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

36. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and named Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

37. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

38.you didn't stay up all night. What are you doing up late, Ollie?

39. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root

40. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

Simple funny homophonic articles 3 4 1. You don't even add my WeChat, so what do you add, Canada?

Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

43. The Queen is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we don't have a queen. We have nothing in the future. Did you hear that? We have nothing in the future.

44. Before he died, Gong Yu said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

45. Coal won't catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.

46. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

47. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

48. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, "Master, stop your horse quickly!" Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!

49. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

50. I have just been reported by my neighbor because I am poor and disturbing the people.

5 1. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, and mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

52. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

53. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

54. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

55. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

56. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

You don't even love me. Iqiyi, what do you love?

My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

59. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because a novice is easy to stand (post station)

60. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. We will give up eating meat.