Jokes about flooding the head

"You have water in your fucking head!"

That's what I scold the water dispenser when I'm angry.

"Husband, why do I feel so beautiful every time after taking a shower?"

"Because my brain is filled with water." "Get out!"

Today I went to the supermarket with my wife to buy groceries at noon. On the way home,

the sun was so hot that my forehead was sweating like rain.

I suddenly had a whim. Asked my wife: "Do you know why I sweat on my forehead?"

Wife: "Hahaha, that's because the water in my brain has been drained out."

Female: I said your head is simply empty.

Male: It’s empty. Not only empty, but extremely empty.

Female: The empty it is, the stupider you are.

Male: No. Empty means that the space is spacious and many, many things can be put into it.

Female: Forget it, what can you put in an empty head like yours?

Male: It can’t hold anything else, it can only hold water. Every time I miss you, I put a drop of water in it, and eventually the water becomes a sea, hence the popular song "I love you, just like the bottomless sea!"

Female: Ah , I understand, no wonder people say you have water in your head! But you are not bad, you know how to enter sea water instead of sludge and muddy water.