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Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a kingdom called XX, in which lived a king's family and some servants, but the king and queen had no children. ...

The Queen prayed: God, please give me a child with white skin and red lips ~PS: I want a boy!

Narrator: God heard the queen's prayer, so he sent a crow to bring a baby to the queen.

Crow on stage: fool, fool, fool ... (walk-on, leave a baby)

The queen shouted in surprise: Anna, come and see, this is a gift from God ~

The king came to power: God, what a beautiful child, dear, I think he should be called XX ~

The Queen objected: No, I think XX is better.

The king held out his hand: all right then ~ as usual!

The queen and the king guess fists: stones, scissors and cloth!

The queen looked at the child with joy: Oh yeah ~ Dear XX, your name will be XX in the future ~ (I am sweating in XX ~)

The king announced: In order to celebrate my old age, I will entertain all the people in the world. Come on, let's have a three-day and three-night water feast!

A finance minister shouted: Your Majesty, we want wages!

With a wave of the king's hand, the finance director was dragged down by the soldiers.

The king mused, it seems that we should only invite some important people. ...

Narrator: So the king and queen invited a fairy group called "Thirteen o'clock" to baptize the princess.

Fairy 1: I gave the little princess unparalleled beauty like me! (narrator: vomiting ~)

Fairy 2: I gave the little princess unparalleled wisdom, just like me! (Narrator: 8+8=? Fairy 2 answered without thinking: 27! )

Fairy 3: I, I gave it to the little princess, nothing, incomparable, mouth, eloquence ... (narrator comes up directly to paste the plaster)

Fairy 4: I gave the little princess the same gentle temperament as me, oh alive ~ (three laughter ~)

Fairy 5: I gave the little princess a kind heart! (take the draftsman insidiously, I nail I nail I nail ~)

Fairy 6: I gave the little princess an upright and brave heart! Cosey came to visit! (or punish evil on behalf of the moon, or you can ~ the key is action! (Narrator: Ah, cockroach ~ Fairy 6: Help ~ Run away instantly ~)

Fairy 7: I gave the little princess a figure that will never change shape! (Photo of an elephant passing by here ~)

Fairy 8: I want to give the little princess a nice voice! (the sawing machine legs sound backstage ~)

Fairy 9: I gave the little princess endless money! (the king nods: it's still practical ~)

Fairy 10: I will bless the little princess to be loved by the people forever!

Fairy 1 1: I will give the little princess happiness!

Fairy 12: I want to give the little princess our thinking logic of "13 points" combination! Oh, alive ~ (everyone's wish: ... Yamada ...)

Fairy 13: I want to give it to the little princess ...

Narrator: Just when the last fairy wanted to give her a blessing, suddenly there was lightning and thunder, and the world changed (with an unusually heavy tone ~)

Unknown person 1 debut: in order to prevent the world from being broken ~ ~ bad (shake a few times ~)

Nobody 2: in order to maintain world peace (continue to shake ~)

1: the exchange of love and truth and evil

2: hateful and annoying little people!

1 point yourself: X witch.

Pointing at yourself: followers. ...

1。 2 embrace together: we are the X group that shuttles through xyz! !

1 Reach out and look forward to: black hole, black tomorrow is waiting for us!

Crow walk-on: That's it! Fool ~ fool ~

Narrator panic: something bad happened and an evil witch appeared!

Witch: I was not invited to such a big party, the most handsome and charming witch in the universe? !

King: Because you always move, so. ...

The witch waved her hand and said, defense is useless! Since everyone gave the little princess a present, I'll give her one ~ (Dangdang Dangdang ~ drumming with the waiter ~) The little princess really lives a carefree life, but on her 16 birthday, she will choke to death on a banana, wow, hahahaha ~ ~ ~ choke to death ~ ~

Narrator: Stop, stop, shouldn't you be stabbed to death by a spinning wheel?

Witch: Do you have a spinning wheel at home?

Narrator: Nothing!

Witch: What age is it? Change something ~

Narrator: But ...

Witch (threat): When I say choke, I mean choke. I'll bite you to death if you talk nonsense again ~

Narrator: So, the poor princess was cursed by the hateful witch!

Witch in high spirits: You are the wind, I am the sand, haunting the world ... (Quit ~)

The king and queen are worried: what should we do? My poor child is cursed. ...

Fairy 13: Please don't worry, my blessing hasn't been sent yet.

King: Then why don't you send it?

Fairy 13 shy: because my hotline is busy here ~

Queen: please ask the fairy to lift the witch's curse quickly ~

Fairy 13: OK ~ My blessing is that the little princess will choke on a banana on 16' s birthday, but she won't die, but she will sleep until a prince who really loves her appears and kisses her, and then the little princess will wake up and live happily forever.

King: Why not lift the witch's curse at once?

Fairy 13 handshake: because it is more romantic ~

Everyone rushed in: hit you, sadist ...

Narrator: Please ignore the violent scenes automatically. Time flies. In a blink of an eye, Princess 16 years old. She is really beautiful and kind, and is a model of a good wife and mother at home ~

The princess jumps on the stage: I am a girl, a beautiful girl ~

Princess: What if people haven't seen it? Cut ~ give me a taste ~ ~

Witch: Give me the money and I'll give it to you! Or don't talk!

Princess: What? Can't you see I'm so poor ~? You see your skin is so white and red ~ your figure is so good ~ your hands are so slender ~ your hair is so black ~ send it to me ~ ok?

Witch: ...

Princess: You are the best ~ ~

Witch (cruel): ... All right! (Narrator: ... really unconvincing ...) (Then the princess kicked him out)

Princess: Hehe ~ ~ Simple mind is simple after all ~ It's too easy to get ~ ~ ~

Narrator: ... The princess took a bite of a banana, and just then. ...

Witch's best friend: catching mice ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Narrator: After a scream, the princess choked on a banana and fell down slowly. From then on, day and night changed, alternating, exhausted the sun father-in-law and the moon mother-in-law ~ time passed, the stars flowed ~ flowers bloomed and withered beside the princess ~ the grass grew long and the warbler flew ~ hundreds of years passed ~ here became a big garden ~

Crow: Hundreds of years! Fool ~! Fool ~!

Narrator: Hundreds of years later, in a country, there was a very luxurious palace where a prince lived ~

Attendant: Your Highness ~ I have found the princess you asked me to examine ~ It is said that she is still asleep. If anyone can wake her up, she will marry ~

Prince: (foolishly) prepare the carriage! Start immediately tomorrow morning!

Attendant: OK!

Narrator: The next day, the prince set out. He finally came to the castle, and for some reason, everyone in the castle fell asleep. The prince walked and walked into a garden. He saw a very beautiful man lying among the flowers.

Prince: This must be the princess ... Hehe ... It's really as beautiful as the legend!

Narrator: The prince kissed the princess. Children under eighteen should not avoid the scene. At this time, the princess slowly opened her eyes and woke up.

Slapped the prince.

Prince: ... why did you hit me! My mother didn't want to hit me since she was a child in Dalian!

Princess: Say I look like your mother? (Two slaps again) You pervert, shameless!

Prince: I am the one who saved your life! How can you thank me?

Princess: What do you want?

Prince: Of course it's me!

Narrator: From then on, because of the blessing of a fairy, the prince and princess lived happily together.

Crow: that's it ~! It's over ~! Fool ~! Fool ~!

Kings and assassins

Narrator (reserved)/introduction (introduction): Not long ago, there was a crazy country. In this crazy country, there are also some crazy people who try to show their crazy history and crazy ways. Mr. Jing Ke, the most famous swordsman, was sent to the celebration of killing the king. However, in the end he failed. Do you want to know what happened then? Well, the next program will tell you the truth.

I passed

Prince Taizi Dan (first takes out the mirror to comb her hair for narcissism): Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful person in the world? (voiceover: This is you, Prince Taizi Dan! Thanks to a mirror in America! (Facing the audience) I am Taizi Dan, and the magic mirror says I am the most attractive man in the world. But Qin Shihuang was a jealous guy. I think he will kill me. If you look in the mirror, tell him the truth. I feel terrible. So what can I do? (Shouting at the curtain) Is that my minister?

Sam (respectfully): Honey, I'll do it.

Prince Taizi Dan: I told you over and over again that you should call me "my most beautiful, elegant, handsome, charming, lovely, intelligent and dearest prince Taizi Dan"!

Three: Of course, dear! I have a good idea. Can we find the hero who killed Ying Zheng? (make a fortune)

Prince: Oh, really? . What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent! 2 1 what do you need most in the century? Talent! This sentence should be communicated with the audience, and it is best for the audience to answer it, and then pat Ah San on the shoulder. But who is the right person?

A San: After screening, I have two hands with great prospects. One is Miss Li Mochou, and the others are Jinke. Tomorrow, they will share the world view of PK killer 1.

Prince: OK, can you show me the winner as soon as possible?

A San: Yes.

Action 2

(Music of Andy Lau and Takeshi Kaneshiro in House of Flying Daggers)

Jing ke

Are you Lee Mochow?

li mo chou

be

Jing ke

Of course. My crystal, you know, I will let you know that I am the' killer of the king of the world'.

li mo chou

Are you challenging me?

Jing ke

Well-off, of course! Shrug one's shoulders in agreement

li mo chou

Come on!

The music sounded.

Two men rushed forward.

"People drift in the river's lake, how can you not be stabbed? Cut you to death with one knife, and cut you to death with two knives. . . . "

Li Mochou fell to the ground.

Jing Ke laughed.

Li Mochou's Pain: What Happened? Why can't you feel pain?

Jing Ke: We don't need any reason to win someone over. Isn't it? What about us? Do you need a reason to win someone? Do you need it? )

Li Mochou: Mom always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochow, you never know what you're gonna get". I see. Mom is right.

Jing Ke smiled again.

Prince Dan Shang (fuels): Why you?

Jing Ke: OK, thanks. And you?

Taizidan: Oh, my God! But an innovative answer you gave me was "How are you?"?

Jing Ke: Sure!

Taizidan: What about you?

Jing Ke: OK, thank you. And your wife?

Taizidan fainted.

Jing Ke: Hey, man, I'm kidding!

Taizidan: Oh, I'm kidding! (respectfully), but do I have your business card?

Jing Ke took out a roll of paper from his pocket, which read:

To be or not to be, that is a question.

Three: Hero, we need your help.

Jing Ke: I'm busy now!

Taizidan: You can get a lot of money.

Jing Ke: I'm busy!

Three: IC card, ID card, IQ card?

Jing Ke: I am very, very busy!

Sam (finger beauty on the stage, excited): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you agree, she is yours.

Jing Ke (drooling): I must say that she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but Chinese medicine is my only love!

Sam: What? What kind of Chinese medicine?

Jing Ke; Hey, guys! You are so smart, but you don't know Chinese medicine? Any one of them can give you the answer.

Sam: What? What kind of Chinese medicine?

Audience A: Traditional Chinese Medicine-China Traditional Millimeter.

Taizidan: I must show you a trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton slimming tea. This is a brand-new product, Unilever China.

Jing Ke (excited): Diet tea! I've dreamed it thousands of times. My wife keeps threatening me that if I can't lose weight, she will leave me.

Sam: What do you want? Say it out loud if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm glad you still have to express your opinion to them. Is it possible! Do you really like it? Really? You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ...

(When the music of "No matter" starts, Jing Ke dances tangos with Ah San first, holds it in her arms, and then throws it out. Sam vomited. Then Jing Ke and Prince Taizi Dan danced rumba, and finally Prince Taizi Dan posed as a feminine figure, bent down and lifted one leg, and Jing Ke made a flirt).

Jing Ke (sincerely) just told me what should I do? I'll make it for you.

Prince Taizi Dan and Prince Sam (hip bump, high five)!

ш Action

(The theme song of "A Chinese Odyssey" rings)

Jing Ke is holding his wife, while Taizi Dan and Ah San are behind.

Ah San: Hero, we are in Yishui.

Jing Ke: Please stop here. Goodbye, my friends.

Taizidan: I'll miss you, baby.

(Taizi Dan, A San. Pause the theme song of Titanic, and Mr. and Mrs. Jing Ke do the classic modeling of Jack and Ross at the bow. Suddenly, Jing Ke saw a beautiful woman-at this moment, a classical beauty from China passed by, winked at Jing Ke and dropped a handkerchief. Jing Ke stared at the beautiful woman happily, but his wife found something was wrong.

Jing Ke (rapid convergence): I love you, dear.

Wife: I love you! You mean, it's more important to me than anything in the world! (The Shawshank Redemption)

Jing Ke (tears): I love you more. Nevertheless, you and I and the whole boring world are around us, and I love you. Even at the end of the world, I will love you.

Wife: OK. Be a man and do it! I will wait for you here.

Jing Ke (want to leave and stay, hold your hand again): Love! You have to do this, your honor ... promise me that you will live ... that you will never give up ... no matter what happens ... no matter how desperate ... promise me that you will never let go now (Jack confided to Rose when Titanic sank).

The wife said, "I promise."

Jing Ke said "Never let go".

The wife said, "I promise, I will never let go, Jack. I will never let go.".

Jing Ke's pronunciation is similar to Jack's, so he added some lines from Titanic.

The wife tried to squeeze out a few tears,

Jing Ke got on the boat and drifted away.

Wife: Today is a good day to die. Never came back. Never ... never. ...

Wife (takes out her mobile phone to dial, and Sam answers the phone): Thank you very much. When I get 1000 from the life insurance company, I will transfer half of 500,000 to your account.

Sam: OK, OK!

Narrator: Then Jing Ke was sent to the State of Qin and eventually killed.