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How to avoid being beaten when getting married

1. How to avoid making trouble in the bride's wedding

Comprehensive games for newlyweds to make trouble in the bridal chamber 1. Five Sons - Test the tacit understanding of the couple to cooperate with each other. Find a red rope and the couple will hold one end of it in their mouths. , tie a lit cigarette in the middle, place 5 vertical matches on the table (can be inserted on the fruit), and then the couple cannot help with their hands, and the two of them work together to light all 5 matches.

Tip: Be sure to tighten the rope and aim with your eyes. 2. Love cups - take two identical cups, fill them with wine, cover the mouth of one cup with plastic wrap, then fasten the two cups mouth to mouth and slowly pull out the film. The newlyweds are required not to touch and finish the cup together. Two glasses of wine together cannot be spilled.

Tips: As long as one of the newlyweds pushes the cup away slightly, the other person just drinks hard. 3. Treasure Hunt with Fragrant Lips - The groom lies flat on four chairs, and the brothers watch around. The groom puts 8-10 small objects on his body, which can be small candies, beef jerky, etc., and the bride blindfolds her. Make a circle and then use the "sweet lips" to collect all the small items on the groom's body without using your hands, then remove the eye cloth and feed them to the groom one by one.

Tip: The groom can tell the bride to point to the left or right. 4. Retrieve the eggs - put the two raw eggs into the groom's two trouser legs respectively, move them upward and meet the two eggs at the "important part", and then remove them from the other trouser leg.

5. Sweet communication - prepare 6 milk candies of the same color and mix them together, and divide 12 candies equally between the bride and groom to hold in their mouths, and then ask not to use their hands to help the bride and groom separate. In the end, the same color of toffee appears in the mouth (for example, the groom’s mouth is full of red toffee, and the bride’s mouth is full of milky white toffee) Tip: This game focuses on the bride and groom cooperating with each other, and they can open their mouths for each other to observe , and then cooperate with each other to "send" the candies that the other party needs. 6. Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet - prepare a bottle of mineral water. The groom stands on a stool and clamps the mineral water bottle with his legs (the clamping part must be supervised). Then the bride bites off the lid and takes a sip and says into the microphone: "Nongfu Spring is the best." "It's a bit sweet." 7. Shock wave - attach small inflated balloons to the key parts of the bride and groom's bodies, and then tie their hands and feet. The two parties can only use their bodies to squeeze and collide with each other to burst the balloons. Until all the balloons on both sides are popped.

8. Take advantage of every slit - tie a piece of sponge to the bride's buttocks and cut a slit in the middle. Tie a banana vertically around the groom's waist.

At the beginning of the game, the groom must put the banana into the gap of the sponge. Every time it is inserted, the bride has to ask "Is it a hit?" The groom will answer "hit" or "not hit" according to the actual situation! 9. Hilarious push-ups - Let the bride lie flat on the bed, put a balloon on top, and then ask the groom to do 100 push-ups on top. When the groom cannot support it, he will press on the bride, and the balloon between them will explode. , brings joy to the wedding night.

10. Lipstick tells the truth - let the bride hold a lipstick in her mouth, write "I LOVE YOU" on the groom's face, and then let the groom and the bride touch their faces until the bride's face is also printed Play "I LOVE YOU" until everyone agrees. 10. Is it disgusting enough? Let the groom say sweet words to the bride until everyone thinks it is disgusting enough.

12. Who is the real bride? Put four chairs in the middle or in front of the room, and then ask the groom and three men to stand in front of the chairs. Now, the bride is blindfolded and she identifies which of these men is the groom by touching their chests.

Whether she knows it or not, let her check it once and let the bride turn around a few times. After she touches it again, the feeling is the same, uncover the cloth. 13. An Neng debates male and female - Let the bride and groom exchange wedding dresses as the end of the bridal chamber, that is, the groom wears a wedding dress and the bride wears a suit and sends all the guests out of the door.

14. Small deposits and round sums - prepare 12 hard fruit candies of appropriate size and ask the groom to hold one candy in his mouth and say "Honey, I love you" according to the method from January to December until Hold 12 candies in your mouth. The bride and groom then "transfer" the groom's 12 candies to their own mouths at a time, holding the candies in their mouths and saying three times: "Husband, I love you."

Then spit the candies onto a plate, and everyone checks to see if any candies have been swallowed by the couple. If one is missing, they will be punished again until they are satisfied.

15. The crow drinks water - the bride sits on a chair with her head raised, face to the sky, her mouth wide open, and a large mouthful of tea in her mouth.

Put some candies and peanuts on the table. The groom pretends to be a crow, with his arms straightened, his waist bent 90 degrees, and his mouth imitating a crow's cry "Caw...". After circling the bride for a week, he stretches his head to look into the bride's mouth. When he finds water, he happily jumps to the table and holds a candy in his mouth. , jump back to the bride's side, put the candy into the bride's mouth, then bend over and take a sip of water, back and forth 3 times.

16. Banana bungee jumping - tie a banana with an elastic rope and hang it at a height that the groom can reach when he jumps. The groom pulls the banana off with his mouth. The bride and groom peel the skin off with their mouths and then eat it together.

In order to prevent the rope from retracting, one must make a move while the other bites the banana. This depends on the cooperation of the two. 17. Strong fire occurs early (jujube) - insert a match on a red jujube and float it in a basin filled with water.

A lighted cigarette is tied in the middle of a red thread, and the two ends are bitten by the couple. The two of you advance and I retreat, and work together to light the match in the basin with the smoke. You have to hold your breath and use solid "dental skills" and vision to achieve success.

18. Kiss the sweetheart - the groom lies on his back on the bed, and then puts thinly sliced ??banana slices on his face and neck, and lets the blindfolded bride find those with her mouth Banana slices. 19. Add chopsticks - (meaning to add chopsticks) put a chopstick into the beer bottle, expose about 1 cm, and let the bride and groom cooperate with their tongues to add it.

20. Roll out the noodles: The groom lies on his back and lets the bride use a beer bottle (or a short wooden stick) to roll the noodles from head to toe. The noodles are not rolled until the groom's penis is hard.

2. How to avoid the embarrassment of newlyweds' "sex happiness"

The first and early sexual life on the wedding night are very important. If they are not done well, it may affect It will affect the harmony of sexual life in the future, which will affect the relationship between husband and wife.

Due to many "unfavorable" factors, such as the couple's lack of sexual knowledge, unfamiliarity with each other's physical conditions, nervousness, shyness and fear, there are still many couples who have a poor sex life. In order to be able to welcome the beginning of their new life, prospective couples still need to make some necessary preparations, so that they can significantly increase their confidence in the sexual harmony and happiness of newlyweds, and be able to better control the situation, at least without panicking or making jokes.

1. Do a good job in cleaning "key parts". During the honeymoon period, due to busy schedule, fatigue, lack of rest, etc., the body's anti-infection ability will decrease. If the cleaning work is not done well, it is easy to be infected.

Regardless of whether men or women have local inflammation, they can experience pain and discomfort during vaginal intercourse, which is a very "sexual" thing. Therefore, it is necessary to maintain good hygiene habits and it is best to perform local cleaning before and after sexual intercourse.

2. Don’t forget to use contraception on the first night. If both parties don’t want to have a baby right away and both have concerns, their thoughts cannot be highly concentrated and their sex life will be affected.

By taking appropriate contraceptive measures, both parties can have no worries, concentrate on their sexual life, and achieve satisfactory results. 3.

The principle of "understanding the inside story" of the other person's psychology, "knowing yourself and the enemy, and fighting a hundred battles without danger" is also applicable to the sexual life of newlyweds, especially when the other person's psychological condition is unknown, it becomes even more important. The groom and the bride must understand each other's psychological characteristics of tension, anxiety and uneasiness, use reason to control their emotions, and use gentle and considerate actions to resolve each other's inner confusion. It is especially necessary for the groom to do this.

4. Understand that there are certain differences between men and women in terms of sexual physiology, psychology, and sexual concepts. For example, women’s sexual arousal is later and sexual intercourse fades more slowly, while men’s sexual intercourse has the tendency to come and go quickly. characteristics.

Fully grasping these characteristics can give necessary considerations and adjustments in sexual life. For example, men can increase foreplay *** to get women into the state as soon as possible, and continue after women reach *** Giving some form of sex can make the first night as close to perfect as possible. 5.

Be generous and tolerant. Newly married women often feel nervous, fearful and uneasy during sexual intercourse, making it difficult to have a satisfactory first sexual performance. Moreover, women are often more reserved and shy, making it difficult to fully let go during sex. , some women who have been "sexually injured" before adulthood may also develop various sexual psychological disorders. Therefore, men on the wedding night must have a certain degree of rationality and avoid adopting surprise approaches, which will greatly increase the bride's uneasiness and fear.

A rational husband will know the difference between priority and severity, and will not rush for the moment. 6.

Leave some room for future explorations of sexual life. Don’t try to use up all your “abilities” in your first sexual life. Leave some room for preparation in the future. Moreover, a man who appears to be too "slutty" in his first sexual life can easily frighten a woman and cause her to be wary, tired and even afraid of men and their sexual life. This is something neither husband nor wife wants to happen.

In short, being sensible, patient and skillful is the ideal state for newlyweds. Of course, many people like maturity and stability, which can make each other feel reliable, but some people like the feeling of innocence and childishness. After all, simple quality is the most real and easiest to like.

When having sex for the first time, the man may have premature sex due to lack of sexual knowledge or excessive excitement, which affects his interest. This situation should be understood. It is different from premature ejaculation. With the growth of sexual knowledge and accumulation of sexual experience after marriage, both parties will gradually reach a tacit cooperation and will return to normal soon.

After all, sex is a learning process, and it spans a wide range of areas.