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What is the classic allegorical saying of Zhi Xun, the leader of the Demon Sect?

1, the dishcloth on the dining table, tasted the ups and downs.

2. Rebecca posted notices and talked nonsense.

3, rolling pin for chopsticks, pot for cups, eating and drinking water.

4, Xu Kun home delivery, food home.

Toad wants to eat swan meat, which is ugly and beautiful.

6. The eunuch held a forum and talked nonsense.

7. I am covered with plasters and have many problems.

8. The stones in the Yangtze River have experienced storms.

9. You are a short man who pushes the door, but your hands are not high.

10, pull the gourd, deliberately find fault.

1 1, bathing in a boiling pot, acquaintance.

12. Seeing my father-in-law doesn't respond, I don't know Taishan.

13, ask sweet and sour when eating pineapple, know perfectly well past ask.

14, with nails in your pockets, everyone wants to stand out.

15, the fly stung the bodhisattva, and no one heard of it.