Humorous sentences about losing weight (59 selected sentences)

1. When the unit organizes a physical examination, it will be weighed in front of everyone. After you weigh it, it dissolves.

2, to lose weight, we must have such a determination: either thin or dead!

3. Only when the desire for a good figure is greater than the desire for disappointment can you lose weight successfully.

4, say what is broad-minded and fat, and feel depressed at the thought of weight!

5, anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad!

6. The cool summer of fat mushrooms is "heartache at the thought of losing weight."

7. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

8. The most repulsive thing in the world is your flesh and blood. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!

9, it is said that the standard of a good girlfriend: 40 pounds lighter than a boyfriend. Did you get it?

10, don't call others ... when you see them getting a little fat, they will become rude!

1 1. When traveling romantically, the back strap of the boyfriend's bicycle will not be smoothed.

12, my three major shortcomings are: first, fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

13, if you can't control your mouth and lose weight this winter, you will have a very special foreign English name-Fat An Deyu is not in the middle of winter.

14, thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

15, I have lost weight once, and it makes me sad to think about it.

16, people who don't dislike me when I am fat will definitely repay you when I am thin!

17, for the tall thing of losing weight, let's wait until we are full and study it well.

18, how can a person control his own life if he can't even control his own weight!

19, the reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

20. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

2 1, in fact, I will lose weight, I just gain weight for a while, just for fun.

22, clothes and pants, why are they all thin.

23. Have a cup of milk tea after a tiring day. Don't worry, as long as no one sees it, you should consider it zero calorie.

24, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of fat has its temper.

25. My mother's cooking has frustrated my determination to lose weight again and again!

26, the fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

Scientists say that the more overweight you are, the shorter your life expectancy will be!

28. The word "losing weight" only means scaring the meat.

29. Growing meat at noon is very painful. I looked in the mirror and cried all morning. I can't get dressed, and my heart is very painful. If I don't wear it, it will be more painful. If I want to be painless, I'll eat less.

30, put a force, really fat, not fat in winter and not fat in summer, or fat every year, thin ass, thin arms and thin thighs, in fact, it is similar, and the requirements are not high.

3 1, losing weight is all shouting, thin people are doing it.

32. This year, I'm going to become a lightning bolt and light up your eyes. I don't want to become a nut wall, blocking your view.

If a person can't even get his own fat, how can he get the hearts of others!

34. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Many things happen. Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

35. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

I can't stand my best friend eating food any more. She actually wants to take my little baby.

37. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

38. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

39. What can be shouted out is truth; Anyone who can be recognized from a distance is really fat!

40. If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to her.

4 1, many years ago, you said take care, I have not lost weight.

42. How dare I fall? Behind me is weighing scale.

43. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

44. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".

45. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

46. Don't be fat, or you will be poor enough to beg, and no one will believe you are a beggar.

47. The reason why I eat myself so roundly is to avoid being looked down upon by others.

48. I think we should all act in a movie called "In those years, we girls who couldn't lose weight".

49. In what era, I didn't have the consciousness of losing weight.

When I lose weight, you must come, because as soon as I see you, I lose my appetite.

5 1, every time I say lose weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.

52. Fat people are always ignored by people who care about them very much, and it will be very sad. What's more sad is that you have to pretend you don't care.

53. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

54. I don't think it is necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and heating should be done in four months!

55. Is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.

56. I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you in my body.

57. If you find a job you like, you won't be rejected because of your size.

58. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.

59. I don't know if I am blessed. It is said that some people have gained weight, but they pretend not to know.