Joke is urgently needed. A joke about two people comparing who is richer.

1. I am too poor. I was so poor that I had nothing but money.

Oh, it’s you. I'm busy now. What are you busy with? Haha, the sun is out today, I will take the money out to dry it

3. Bill Gates? Is that what he calls rich? Damn, if I asked him to count the money for me, he would definitely say that I sentenced him to life.

4. Now, people in the bank are afraid of me. They said that if I deposited all my money with them, they would not even have a place to stay.

5. "Everyone in the world has one bucket."

I said, "There are ten buckets of wealth in the world. I only get eight buckets, my family has one bucket, and everyone in the world has one bucket." ”

6. In the past, whenever the people under me disobeyed, I would throw money at them. Now, I stopped smashing it. I took them to my house. As soon as they entered, they said, "Hey, darling, it's so much money. I was scared to death." Then, he foamed at the mouth as he spoke.

7. Sorry, I didn’t call you until now. Well, last week I saw an elephant. I was upset with it, so I threw money at it, and it was killed. Later, the person who handled the matter spent a day cremating the elephant, and it seems that my money has not been burned yet. I'm following this.

8. Call for a hundred excavators quickly. The door of my house was blocked by fallen money, and I couldn't climb out.

9. Where are you? Come in a helicopter quickly. I drove my sports car among the piles of money for three days and three nights and couldn't find an exit.

10. Do you know what it means to be frightened by the news? I knew it when I told you how much money I had. Damn, if I had known this, I wouldn’t have told you. Now I have to take you to the hospital. Really.