Archery joke

The princess shot an arrow to get married. The first arrow went through the apple on the princess's head and said, I am Robin Hood! The second man shoots through the pear: I am Hou Yi. The third man shot the princess with an arrow: Sorry!

After watching the 100-meter race, an old lady wiped her tears and said, how scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them!

The students climbed the mountain together and reached the top of the mountain. A girl sincerely shouted: motherland, my mother! A boy who secretly loves her immediately shouted: motherland, my mother-in-law!