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The composition of the crow after being cheated

Everyone has the experience of writing a composition in daily study, work or life, so you are familiar with it. Writing is a verbal activity in which people express their feelings in written form. I believe many friends are very upset about writing compositions. The following is my collection of essays after crows were cheated. Welcome to read the collection.

Composition 1 The crow has been miserable since it was cheated by the fox.

One day, the opportunity for revenge finally came. At noon, the crow was frying a large steak in the pot, ready to have a full meal, but it was a pity that the fox who came out to find something to eat found it. The fox saw the big steak fried golden, and his mouth watered "three thousands of feet"! The fox wiped his saliva and went to the crow, thinking about how to cheat the meat.

When the crow saw the fox coming, he thought, Haha, now he can finally get revenge! He must have lied to me about this delicious steak again, so I'll stay with him to the end! Hahaha!

The crow sprinkled some pepper on the steak and squeezed some salad dressing. In fact, there are a lot of colorless and odorless laxatives in the salad dressing. It thinks that if the fox eats it, it will be pulled to death.

The fox came, and he thought of a way. He's going to use provocation this time: he deliberately makes the crow angry, and then the crow grabs the meat and throws it at him, and he gets it! Ha ha!

The fox came to the tree and cried, "You crows are all idiots, you crows are all idiots, you are so gullible, hahahaha!" " "Say that finish also made a face. The crow pretended to be angry, grabbed the meat and threw it at him. The fox jumped up and swallowed the steak when he saw the meat being thrown down.

The crow laughed when he saw it: "Ha ha ha, there is a laxative in that piece of meat. See if you will cheat my meat in the future. " Hearing this, the fox suddenly felt a dull pain in his stomach. He grabbed his stomach and ran home: "Get out of the way!" I have diarrhea, get out of the way! "The crow smiled proudly in the tree.

Since the fox cheated him of a piece of meat in his mouth, the crow has been bitter. One day, the crow got another piece of meat. When it stopped in a big tree, it happened to be seen by the fox who came out looking for food. ...

The fox rolled his eyes, grinned twice and said, "Dear Mrs. Crow, how beautiful your feathers are! No bird can compare with you! " When the crow heard this, he flew into a rage and thought, It's not enough that this smelly fox cheated me last time. Now he wants to do it again? Well, I'll give you a taste of your own medicine! The crow closed his eyes and pretended not to see it.

Seeing the crow's behavior, the fox rolled his eyes and came up with another trick. He pretended to be pious and raised his head and said, "Dear Mrs. Crow, do you know? I pray for you every day and hope your family will be happy. " The crow turned away from him.

"Why don't you talk? We are neighbors, and we can't see when we look up. Just say what you feel! " Hearing this, the crow seemed very moved and looked at the fox deeply, as if he had something to say to the fox. The fox was ecstatic when he saw that the crow was dying. He quickly pretended to be guilty and said apologetically, "Last time I took your meat, I wanted to keep it for you. My fox hole is cooler, so that the meat can be kept longer. If you want, I'll bring it for you now. "

After hearing this, the crow began to speak. At this time, the meat fell off. The fox was so happy that he couldn't wait to jump up and bite the meat. I only heard a scream, and the fox's teeth were all broken and his mouth was bleeding. It jumped up and down in pain and rolled on the ground. The crow finally spat out the evil spirit and punished the fox.

It turned out that the crow had already stood guard, and it was a piece of meat wrapped in stones. The fox really deserved it.

Since the fox cheated a piece of meat from his mouth, the crow has been regretting it. One day, she got another piece of meat. When she stopped in a big tree, she happened to be seen by the fox who came out looking for food.

The crow ignored it and was about to continue on his way, but what does the fox say stopped him and said with a smile, "I'm really sorry about last time. I was really hungry. " . Besides, if others must do the same, who will leave the meat in front of them? "The crow didn't pay attention to him, but he just wanted to hurry. The fox continued: "It doesn't matter if you don't talk to me, but the song you sing is really beautiful, good sister, just teach me." "The crow thought impatiently: Hum, I'll teach you to sing, just like the first time. As soon as I open my mouth, you will have something to eat. What about me? The fox was impatient too, but when he saw the piece of meat in the crow's mouth, he remembered another trick. The fox said, "I remember I was better than the tiger." When I walked into the forest, all animals were afraid of me, and tigers were no exception. " The crow snorted and thought she was there. Who would be afraid of you if it weren't for your Smith? The fox finally got angry and said to the crow, "Who wants your piece of meat?" Like no one else can find it! ""The crow is angry, too. He ate the meat in one bite and said to the fox, "If you don't want this meat, why bother to make me open my mouth?" Why do you make friends with me? Looks like you're out looking for food, too. As you said, who will leave the food in front of them and go further to find food? "

This is enough to tell us that only by relying on our own hands can we have ample food and clothing. By relying on others, we can cheat for a while, but not for a lifetime.

After the crow was cheated, there lived a sly fox in the forest. The fox has never worked hard and can't fill his stomach every day. One day, the fox passed by the villa of King Tiger, and saw that all the chickens raised by King Tiger were fat and strong, and he couldn't help drooling. When the fox rolled his eyes, a bad idea came out. "Dear Tiger King, hello!" Said the fox respectfully. "What's the matter, Fox?" The fox pointed to the chicken and said, "Your majesty, your chicken is really strong, but your chicken grows up day by day and its wings become hard day by day." What if they fly away later? " The tiger said, "Really?" "Please look." The fox rushed up, and the chickens flew around in fear. Two of them flew to the wall of the villa. The fox pointed to the chicken and said, "if their wings were not hard, they would fly so far." In a few days, they will not fly away. " When the tiger saw it, the chicken really flew and was dumbfounded. Ask the fox if he has any good ideas. The fox said, "If the king is a chicken in a cage, he can't fly and run away." King Tiger nodded repeatedly, so he sent a fox to make a cage. But there are fewer chickens every day. The tiger felt very strange and asked the fox what was going on. The fox said, "The chicken flew away when its wings hardened, and I couldn't catch it." Hearing this, the tiger panicked and told the fox to do it quickly. The fox said, "Your Majesty, I cut this wood from Nanshan; Bamboo is cut from Beishan; The vines are picked from the western hills; These materials should be sent to Dongshan to dry, so as to be firm. Don't worry, your majesty, work overtime and ensure that it will be completed within one month. " A month later, the cage was finished, but only two thin chickens remained. The tiger said, "What should I do?" The fox said, "Your Majesty, it doesn't matter. These two chickens will have more chickens next spring! " "Say that finish, he patted his stomach and went home happily. Alas! The poor tiger didn't know that he had been cheated by the fox! We can't be confused by superficial phenomena when we look at things. We should study them carefully and find out the essence of things so as not to be fooled.

The crow has been regretting since the fox cheated him of a piece of meat in his mouth. One day, the crow got another piece of meat. When she stopped in a big tree, she happened to be seen by the fox who came out looking for food.

The fox thought: Haha! It's really hard to find a place to get it, and it doesn't take much effort to get it. Today, I had another free lunch! So the fox is ready to do the same thing again. It came to the tree and said to the crow, "Miss Crow, how are you recently?" The crow ignored it. The fox didn't respond when he saw the crow. The thief with small eyes turned around and said, "Miss Crow, I really didn't mean it last time. I was so hungry last time that I didn't steal your meat. I have already reflected deeply when I went back. You can forgive me, right? "

The crow still ignored him, but turned around and deliberately ignored him. The fox still ignores himself when he sees her, because after all, such a good opportunity is not available every day. The fox praised the crow like last time and said, "Miss Crow, your voice is really beautiful, much better than that of the oriole and the lark!" " The crow still ignores it. The fox was really impatient, so he used the last trick, that is, telling jokes to crows.

The fox said at the back, "Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread. It was walking on the road, and suddenly it was hungry, so ... "The fox stopped here on purpose to keep the crow's appetite. Sure enough, the crow turned around and the fox went on to say, "It ate itself." The crow laughed, the meat fell, and the fox swallowed it in one gulp. Symptoms of vomiting and diarrhea will appear in a short time. And the crow is snickering. Why is this?

Oh, it turns out that the crow knew that the fox was going to steal his own meat again, so he made an investigation in advance. The fox got rhinitis and couldn't smell it, so the crow specially picked a piece of carrion and sprinkled laxative powder from somewhere, so the fox was like this.

This is that good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil.

The crow has been regretting since the fox cheated him of a piece of meat in his mouth. One day, the crow got another piece of meat. When she was resting in a big tree, she happened to be seen by the fox who came out looking for food.

"Dear Ms. Fox, it's a nice day today, and you look good. Can you sing a song? " The crow gnashed her teeth at the fox's words. You sly fox, see what I can do to you today. "Well, which song do you want to listen to?" "Let's sing" We are all good friends "."The crow carefully put the meat into the nest and sang a song. "Well, do I sing well?" "Good, good." Seeing that the crow was not fooled, the fox was disappointed and thought: How did this stupid bird become smart today? The crow looked at the fox's disappointed expression and was very happy. "Mr. Fox, haven't you eaten yet? There is meat in my house again today. Do you want to have lunch with me? " "This ... this ... this is not good." The fox said hypocritically. "Oh, forget it, come to the tree." The fox was very happy to see the crow so enthusiastic. "But how can I get up?" "Climbing a tree, of course." "But I won't." "What should I do? It seems you can't eat meat today. " Seeing that the meat in his mouth was about to fly away, the fox blushed. "I'll try, I'll try." As he spoke, the fox struggled to pick up the trunk, but just climbed half a meter and fell down. In this way, the fox was panting, but he thought of another way to beat the meat that didn't reach his mouth again. He thought of a way to speed up from a distance and should climb higher. In this way, the fox made preparations, 1, 2, 3, this time. The crow threw a stone and the fox tripped. His whole face hit the root of the tree, his face was swollen and his front teeth flew off. The fox rolled in pain, and worse things are yet to come. The fox's big move alarmed a group of wasps living in the treetops, and they collectively launched a fierce attack on the fox. "Help, help ..." The wounded fox ran away in panic.

After the crow was cheated, composition 7 Since the fox cheated him of a piece of meat that was almost in his mouth, the crow has always regretted it. One day, the crow got another piece of meat. When he stopped in a big tree, he happened to be seen by the fox who came out looking for food.

The fox went up to the crow and said, "Sorry, I was wrong last time. I shouldn't cheat your meat and make you hungry. Can you forgive me? " The crow thought, "I won't be fooled again this time, even if …" The fox rolled his eyes and thought, "The crow is smart now, so it seems that this trick won't work." He said, "crow, you are finally the general manager of the vegetable market now." This is really good news! We should celebrate. What do you think? " The crow remained silent. Who do you think will be fooled? Unless you are a fool. I didn't expect crows to fall for it. "It seems that we have to use the fox family's unique skill-using the goad method," thought the fox. So he said, "Stop toasting. I beg you so much, but you still ignore me. You know how much this hurts my young mind! " You don't know how to respect people at all, and others naturally won't respect you. You are so proud! ""I didn't ... "With that, the meat fell and the fox found a bargain again. At this time, the crow shouted: "This is a sick piece of meat, which was just found the day before yesterday. No, it's going to be destroyed! "The fox won't believe what the crow said! He retorted, "Would you be so kind?" After that, the fox took a bite of the meat. After a while, the fox began to cover his stomach and cried, "Ouch, ouch …".

A few days later, the fox met the crow again. The fox said to the crow, "You are a kind person. I want to be friends with you, ok? " The crow replied, "of course, I'd be happy to!" " "

From then on, the crow and the fox became inseparable friends!

After the crow was cheated, composition 8 Since the fox cheated him of the most piece of meat, the crow has been regretting it. One day, the crow got another piece of meat. When she was resting on an uncle, she happened to be seen by the fox who came out looking for food.

The fox used the old method again and said, "beautiful crow sister, you have a black tuxedo and a beautiful and charming voice." We like listening to you sing in the forest best, so I am lucky to meet you today. Sister crow, sing a song for me! "

When the crow heard this, he thought, Last time I heard what the fox said to me, I lost the meat in my mouth. This time, the fox certainly didn't find any food. He must want to use the food I found. I might as well put the meat aside before singing! In this way, I can not only keep my meat from falling off, but also hear the fox's praise, and I also sang it to the fox! With this in mind, the crow has a plan.

The crow first looked down at the fox below and found that it had been wandering around. Then she put the meat on the branch next to him, and then she said, "Brother Fox, who is hungry? Did you find delicious meat today?" Don't worry, I have a piece of meat here, but you can't eat it today. This is the meat of my children and my family! But after listening to your praise, I will satisfy your wish and I will start singing! Please listen carefully. After that, the fox lowered his head and picked up the meat that fell to the ground.

The crow saw this scene and said, "Haha, I didn't lose any meat. It's on the branch! Ha ha ha ha ha! "

The fox thought that the crow must know that I want a piece of meat in its mouth. I have to find another way, and next time!

Since the last time the crow was cheated by the fox, the crow has been holding a grudge. One day, the crow got another piece of meat. When she was resting in a big tree, she happened to be seen by the fox who came out looking for food.

The fox stared at the big fat in the crow's mouth, drooling and thinking, I'll cheat the meat with bad words again! At this time, the crow thought: Just use the wonderful trick that the little crow gave me-1,anesthetic 2, deception 3, stone nail array.

The sly fox glared at the crow savagely and said, "This smelly crow has a terrible singing voice and a broken voice! Last time I lied to you about a piece of meat. What a fool! Haha! " The crow pretended to be angry, called "ah" and the meat fell down again. The fox sneered, "It's not enough to cheat once!" Then he had a barbecue under the tree. The crow seemed anxious and helpless on the surface, and thought to himself, This dead fox, see how I can tidy up you today! You wouldn't think I put an anesthetic on the meat! As expected, the fox fell asleep only in the middle of eating. The crow quickly told the little crow the news and let them play it by ear.

When the fox woke up, he knew that he had been cheated. Just then, the crow flew out and cursed the fox. The fox runs ahead and the crow chases in the sky. Before reaching a cave, the fox tripped over the pebbles put by the crow, started the mechanism, and a big net fell from the sky. The fox quickly got up and hid in the bushes. "hey!" What happened? It turned out that the fox entered the stone nail array, was hit by a stone and screamed, and was nailed with blood. The crow said quietly, "if you know your mistake, you are still a good man." You can't steal from others next time! " "

After the crow was cheated, the composition 10 Since the crow was cheated out of a piece of meat in his mouth by a fox, the crow has been very regretful, and even his intestines are almost regretful. "alas! How did I fall for the fox's sweet talk? Damn fox! " The crow can't help thinking.

On this day, the weather is fine, and the sun father-in-law looks at the earth with a smile. The crow went out for food early, and she got another piece of meat. When she stopped in a big tree, she met a fox who came out looking for food. What a coincidence!

When the fox saw it, the crow had another piece of meat in his mouth, which made his mouth water. But the fox thought, this stupid crow must be very unhappy about last time. What should I do? He frowned and thought, crows must hate me to death. Why don't I stimulate her to scold me, because that piece of meat is still mine? Thought of here, the fox almost laughed.

Sure enough, the crow was really angry when he saw the fox. The fox pretended to repent and said emotionally, "Sister Crow, I'm sorry. Last time I had to, I had eight children to raise at home. " When the crow heard this, he was so angry that he almost began to curse. Thinking of the meat in his mouth, he held back and thought, this sly fox has done his best, and I won't be fooled by him.

Seeing that it was useless, the fox said with a runny nose and tears, "Sister Crow, after I cheated you into eating your meat, I felt particularly uncomfortable and felt so sorry for you. I've been looking for you and want to make amends to you. Today, God has eyes and finally let me find you. " Hearing this, the crow flew into a rage at once, but she suppressed her anger. The fox went on to say, "Now, I am famous in the animal kingdom. Just like' the fox crosses the street and the beast shouts'! " In this way, it is not the crow who suffers ... "The crow is furious and can't bear it. Before the fox finished speaking, he swore, "you damn fox ... before he could say anything, he heard" whoosh! Suddenly, the meat fell down and fell right into the fox's mouth. The fox grabbed the meat and ran away.

After the crow was cheated, the composition 1 1 Since the fox cheated him into his mouth, the crow has been regretting it. One day, the crow got another piece of meat. When she stopped to rest in a big tree, she happened to be seen by the fox who came out looking for food. The fox thought, how did this old crow find food? Why can't I find it? Hum! Look how I got it from your mouth!

Then, the fox said cheekily, "Hehehe, dear Miss Crow, it was my fault that I took you away last time, but I can keep it for you!" " I didn't eat a bite! The song you sang last time was really beautiful. Can you sing it again? "The crow looked at him; Hum! This smelly fox did it on purpose last time. I haven't settled accounts with you. I will come again this time. I won't talk anyway. The crow rolled his eyes at the fox again and ignored him. The fox is very angry: this ungrateful thing, this time I will eat it with it! Thinking of the fox, he swore, "you old thing, you croak all day." Very annoying, and so ugly that even my children cried! " The crow stamped its feet on the treetops in anger, but held back.

"The feathers on my body are so ugly that I only know whether to eat or not to work." The crow's eyes were red with anger, and the fox shouted again, "You are a jinx! What the unlucky worm said will become true, who told you who was unlucky! " This time, the crow couldn't help it, and flew straight down to peck the fox. But the crow didn't expect that the fox was ready and picked up a stone and threw it at the crow. The crow was shocked at once. The fox grabbed the crow, picked up the meat and went home humming.

After the crow was cheated, the composition 12 The crow always regretted being cheated by the fox to eat a piece of meat. One day, the crow got another piece of meat. The meat was so big that the crow was so tired that he had to find a tree to rest. Unfortunately, I met the fox who cheated it last time. The fox also went out to look for food. It hasn't eaten for a long time. Since the crow was cheated last time, its "glorious deeds" have spread all over the animal kingdom. Small animals are wary of foxes everywhere. Since then, the fox has never eaten anything.

Seeing the crow cheated by himself resting on a tree with a big piece of meat in his mouth, the fox was overjoyed, thinking that he finally didn't have to starve any more, and quickly ran over to say hello to the crow: "Sister Crow, how are you recently?" I've been looking for you everywhere. I want to apologize to you. It was really my fault that I ate your meat last time. I was hungry and thought you were much more capable than me, so I just got some meat and ate your meat. Look, you've grown such a big piece of meat again. You are really capable. "

The crow has been cheated by the fox once, and he hates it, so he ignores the fox and thinks, "You liar, you pretend to want to eat my meat again." Don't even look at the fox.

Seeing that the crow didn't speak, the fox continued to befriend the crow: "Sister crow, do you know that your feathers are as beautiful as those of the phoenix!" " "

The crow thought, last time he praised me for singing well, this time he lied to me that I had beautiful feathers. Last time I was just tortured by my vanity. I can't be fooled by you any more. You don't praise me at all.

When the fox failed to make a plan, he gave birth to another plan. His eyes went round and round, and he made a plan. He said, "Sister Crow, I really want to apologize to you. Let me tell you a secret. Do you know that someone speaks ill of you behind your back and says that you are particularly ugly! "

Crow is considered unlucky because it has only black and white. Crows have always felt inferior for this. It is most sensitive to its appearance and hates being called ugly by others. When it hears the fox, it won't fight. The heart of prevention has long been forgotten. It angrily asked, "Who! Who! Who speaks ill of me behind my back? "

As he spoke, the meat fell out of his mouth again. The fox quickly picked up the meat and walked away.

The crow was cheated by the fox again! As everyone knows, it is the damn vanity that hurts it again!

After the crow was cheated, Mrs. crow got another big piece of fat and was standing in a big tree to rest. Unfortunately, she was seen by the fox who came out to feed.

The fox said hypocritically, "Mrs. Crow, your feathers are really beautiful and bright!" " Your feathers are more beautiful than phoenix peacocks, and your figure is better than magpies and orioles! Mrs. crow held back the fox's sweet words. Seeing that she didn't speak, the fox continued insincerely: "Your voice is the sound of nature, clearer, more beautiful and more wonderful than the sound of birds. "

The crow pretended not to hear, but the fox saw it and rolled his eyes. I don't know what bad idea he's thinking! He thought and thought, and suddenly a good idea came to him. He lied to the crow and said, "Don't get me wrong, I actually kept it for you and gave it to you in winter." I didn't expect to see you so soon. Wait, I'll get it for you now. "

So the fox went home, wrapped some soil in the usual bag of meat, put it in a plastic bag, hurried under the tree and gave the plastic bag to the crow.

The crow cried excitedly, "Wow, that's very kind of you, Mr. Fox!" " "As a result, with a bang, the big fat meat fell off, and the fox threw away the meat in his hand and reached for another piece of meat. The fox proudly said, "Poor crow, you are not beautiful at all, hahaha …" Then he ran away.

Before the crow could react, it went to pick up the meat on the ground. When she opened the meat, she found herself being played. She said to herself angrily, "Damn fox, I'll show you next time!" " "

Since the fox cheated him of a piece of meat in his mouth, the crow has been regretting it. One day, the crow got another piece of meat. When she was resting in a big tree, she happened to be seen by the fox who came out looking for food.

The fox saw that the crow still had another big piece of meat in its mouth, and the saliva wet the white fluff on its chest. He quickly wiped his saliva, went to the tree where the crow rested, cleared his throat and said to the crow, "Dear Mrs. Crow, look at your shiny black feathers and beautiful voice. You are just a singer. Can you show your voice now and let me open my eyes? " The crow glanced at the sly fox, turned his head and ignored him. I thought to myself, this fox wants to cheat my meat again. I won't be fooled. I'll punish you well. The crow's head moved and the fox's heart almost jumped out. After all, the fox is an old fox. He grinned twice, and two thieves turned around cunningly, and a trick was born. He said to the crow, "Why don't you speak? We are all old neighbors, so we can't look up and see each other. Tell me what you are thinking. " The crow looked at him affectionately, as if he had a thousand words to say to the fox. The fox was ecstatic when he saw that the crow was dying. But how cunning the fox is! Can he let the crow see through his plot? So he said apologetically, "Dear Mrs. Crow, last time you sang, I took your meat. Don't misunderstand me. Actually, I've been keeping it for you. If I want it now, I will bring it to you right away. " "Wow ..." With the crow's cry, that piece of meat also fell on the grass.

The fox jumped on it and ate the meat in one bite. "ah!" With a scream, the fox jumped up and down, his mouth opened wide enough to plug an egg, and then, like a gust of wind, he ran to the river and gulped down a drink. It turned out that the crow wrapped the red dried pepper in the meat. Now the crow is standing on the branch, singing and jumping happily: "you smelly fox, you deserve it!" " "

Since the crow was cheated by the fox, the crow was very angry and always wanted to get back at the fox. One day, the crow got another piece of meat. When it stopped in a tree to rest, it met the fox again. The fox has not eaten for three days. He was dazzled by hunger and saw the stars. Suddenly, when he saw the crow cheated by him, his eyes sparkled and he launched a verbal attack on Miss Crow.

"Hello, dear Miss Crow!" The fox tried to trick the fat man again. But the crow ignored it, and the fox said anxiously, Miss Crow, can you give me half a piece of fat meat? "Hearing this, the crow hung the meat on the branch, picked a little fat and threw it down. When the fox saw it, he ran to swallow the fat and begged the crow, "Crow Bodhisattva! I beg you to give me some more meat! "The crow smiled faintly and said," How dare you! Last time you lied to me about my meat, and this time you want to lie to me! The fox pleaded, "I beg you!" "The crow has a soft heart, but he remembered the last time the little crow fainted from hunger and thought," Fox, fox, I fainted from hunger last time. I will kill you today and won't let you eat any other animals! ""The crow thought for a moment and said to the fox, "I have some leftover meat at home. Go to my house and get it! The fox was suspicious, but he followed the crow. The crow said, "I can fly very fast." You have to follow closely! " The fox suddenly found that the crow's meat was gone and said, "Miss crow, where is your meat?" "The crow pointed to his feet, and the fox smiled and suddenly realized. Foxes and crows are running in the forest. After such a fierce run, the fox, who was already very weak, was so tired that his whole body collapsed. After the fox died, the crow skinned the fox, bought a good price, took some for himself and gave the rest to other animals.

From then on, the forest was a beautiful scene, and other animals praised the crow as an enthusiastic "person"