April Fool’s Day funny jokes

April Fool’s Day, which falls on April 1st, is a popular folk festival that has become popular in the West since the 19th century. It has not been recognized as a legal holiday by any country. On this day, people deceive and tease each other in various ways, often revealing the joke at the end and declaring the person being teased to be a "fool". Below are some funny April Fools’ Day jokes that I compiled for you. I hope they will be helpful to you! Funny jokes for April Fools' Day 1

1. Quiz: If you think you are smart, press down. If you think you are humorous, press down. If you think you are handsome, press down. If you think you are quite attractive, press down. Press down, test result: quite shameless. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. To attract gold and gold, you become a rich man; when you are burning with desire, you become a whore; when you have haste, you become a madman; when gold and jade are ruined on the outside, you become a useless person; finally, you wear a diving suit and practice diving on the beach, and you become a perfect person. Fool. Have fun with you on April Fool's Day!

3. Teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhizhu, Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am A stupid pig.

4. You used to be gorgeously dressed and always dreamed of a banquet between Manchu and Han Dynasty. So I wanted to pick you up in the summer, but you said it was too hot. I want to pick you up in winter, but you say it’s too cold. I want to pick you up in spring and autumn, but you still want to pick me up when you say it’s neither cold nor hot. I was puzzled, aren't you just a pack of instant noodles? Why do you only have so many things!

5. When you read this message, please do the following: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue, and stand on the street. You will find that people will give you money!

6. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a kind of feeling called unspeakable, a kind of yearning called longing, and a kind of idiot who will read all the text messages!

7. April Fool’s Day brings joy to the heart, and the reason for deceiving people is very legitimate. It is normal for masters to compete with each other and for inferiors to be fooled. There are many different tricks, and fools are laughed at by fools. Regardless of whether you have high or low IQ, you will end up being fooled the same way. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Slightly stupid, slightly stupid, slightly stupid, relatively stupid, very stupid, extremely stupid, violently stupid, thunderous stupid, stupid and invincible. The first day of the month is coming, and your fool index is rising sharply, approaching the extreme standard. April Fool's Day, you are stupid, you are happy!

9. Hey, I have a method that allows you to live in a good house, drive a good car, and have endless money. You don’t have to go to work and invest with zero risk. I’m going to tell you this now, don’t tell me. Someone else! The solution is: dream!

10. During a major earthquake in a certain country, sea water poured in, bridges were destroyed, buildings collapsed, lives were devastated, and the world was sad! There was a "fisherman" who survived because he was driving a boat when he escaped. He was covering his mouth and snickering while reading the text messages!

11. What can you say about yourself? You are indeed different! Give some sunshine, and you will be brilliant; give some happiness, and you will be romantic; give some praise, and you will be pissed off; give some praise, and you will be stinky; give some praise, and you will be crazy; on April Fool's Day, you are afraid of being fooled, but you still hope Receive text message. Is it possible? Is it possible? Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You are wearing a plaid vest and walking slowly. You look aloof and relaxed. You are actually very cute. I don’t know how you managed to win back then. A rabbit?

13. With this product, you don’t need to take medicine or be hospitalized. Your eyes will become bigger immediately and you will see things more clearly. The price is very low. Can you guess what product it is? Haha, magnifying glass! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. When I am upset, you don’t bother me; when I miss you, you kiss my ear; when I am helpless, you say hello to me; when I am happy, you dance with me; without you, I don't know what to do! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: cell phone.

15. Congratulations, your mobile phone number was hit by a lucky golden egg and you won the special prize. Please bring the original ID card, the original household registration book, and two one-inch photos to come to us to claim the prize immediately. We will not wait for expired prizes. Prize: A piece of toilet paper.

17. Sending nonsense will cost phone money, sending nonsense back will cost you phone money, sending nonsense will cost you money, and sending bullshit back will cost you money. I don’t believe that this 1 cent won’t make you dizzy.

18. God asked me to grant one of my wishes. I said I wanted world peace, but he said it was too difficult to change him. I took out your photo and asked him to become more beautiful. He thought for a moment and said : Let me take a look at the globe. Happy April Fool's Day!

19. Your state of mind is indifferent to the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that cannot be filled, your sleeping posture is sweet and naive, and your life is better than that of a god. It's actually good to be carefree and carefree, being a pig!

20. It is absurd to encourage others to encourage others, and it is foolhardy to deceive others. Borrowing arrows from a straw boat is a clever plan, but burning the cauldron and sinking the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romantic, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you continue reading, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

21. Today I took out my mobile phone and sent a message to the straw bag. The straw bag grinned after reading it, knowing that it was a holiday. I will pay for this text message and treat me to a big meal. Call me as soon as possible. , don’t worry, we’ll be there immediately!

22. Dear user, because your mobile phone has sent too many text messages, causing the server system to crash, your use of the text message sending function has been suspended for 24 hours. The 2015 April Fool’s Day text messages are so interesting.

23. Dear user: Hello, due to the continuous spread of radiation from the explosion of the Japanese nuclear power plant, your mobile phone may have no signal or cannot be connected today. Please drop the mobile phone to the ground to return to normal. Happy April Fool's Day.

24. Hey, when you see the text message, take one million with you and go to the back mountain alone. Don't call the police, or we will break up. Remember not to call the police, remember not to be angry. , Haha, friend, are you kidding me? Happy April Fool's Day!

25. The wind lifts your long hair, making you look even more chic! The waves lap at your feet, making you look even more flawless! Facing the morning glow from the east, you are like a sea spray!

26. Today is April Fool’s Day, so be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that there is an epidemic of fool's disease recently. The symptom is always looking at text messages on the phone and grinning the most. You should be careful!

27. Dear listeners, welcome to listen to the weather forecast. Starting from April 1st, thunderstorms will occur in our city, and there will be more thunder and lightning phenomena. We would like to remind you that please use your mobile phone when going out. Put your phone on your head and put your phone charger behind you for lightning protection! Don’t!

28. Erguotou is one and a half pounds old at one year old. He is an expert in love at two years old. He eats, drinks, whores, gambles and smokes at three years old. He cheats and steals at four years old. This person is young and promising. When he grows up, he has a low IQ. He knows clearly that this person is You still insist on seeing it to the end. admire! admire!

29. Let’s be lively and open today, and throw the rules aside. A gentleman can go up to the wall, and Hongxing can get out of the wall. The "second child" was very excited, and the "mistress" entered the room. Fulfill all your dreams, even if your friends lie to you, there is no discussion. Happy April Fool's Day!

30. Confucius said: "I want to fool people, so I fool them." So I asked Confucius, does this sentence mean that I want to fool people, so I fool them? Confucius said: "NO". Do you want to know what it means? Fool! I lied to you, how could Confucius know me? Confucius didn’t even know English! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

31. After waiting for a long time, the salary has gone up; after thinking about it for a long time, the property price has dropped; after buying it for a long time, I won the lottery; after thinking about it for a long time, I have a wife; after a long time, your holiday is here. Oh, I forgot to tell you, the above is a gift for you on April Fool's Day.

32. These days, there is simply no justice: students are tested for grades, workers are tested for performance, and leaders are tested for political performance. April Fools’ Day is coming soon, and brains are also tested. Nerves are tense, allowing high IQ to take over. Highlands!

33. Entertainment is justified, but bullying is not guilty.

April Fool's Day is approaching. In order to set off a new climax of pranking, you are specially invited to attend the annual pranking ceremony to compete for the "Tricky Master". The winner will receive a golden pig head. I wish you success!

34. Whether you are going to bully someone today or be bullied today, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day! It only happens once a year, no matter whether you get fucked or you get fucked, treat it as a happy moment on a normal day!

35. Dear user, in order to keep you awake and not deceived on April Fool’s Day, April 1, we provide you with a quick guide to wisdom, as long as you read “I am Two Hundred and Five” ten times in a row. learn. Happy April Fool's Day! Funny April Fool's Day jokes 2

1. A very ugly orangutan came to the zoo. All the tourists vomited when they saw it. On the first day I went to see it, I vomited. The next day you went to see the orangutan and vomited. I wondered why the gap between people was so big!

2. If you were a shooting star, I would pursue you. If you were a satellite, I would wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Unfortunately, you are an orangutan, so I can only stay in the zoo. See you! Alas...what a pity!

3. I have always wanted to find a holiday to celebrate you, but there is no holiday suitable for you. You are overage on June 1st, and Women’s Day has passed. Now it’s fine, and your holiday will finally be tomorrow. Come and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

4. One of the most outrageous functions of April Fools' Day is to base your own happiness on other people's stupidity. But I won’t enable this feature today because… you’re already having fun! Happy April Fool's Day!

5. When you were in love in youth, you said you loved my battered face; when you were supporting me in your old age, you said sweet words that you will give birth to me before you give birth to me. When parting between life and death, I finally know your true wish. Happy April Fool's Day, my dear!

6. This text message is very good. The one who receives it has no worries, the one who reads it has less pain, the one who forwards it has a high salary, and the one who sends it in groups picks up money. The content is: When joking on April Fool's Day, it is important to grasp the scale. Just treat each other sincerely and be happy!

7. This text message is very good. Those who receive it will have good luck, those who forward it will never grow old, and the money sent in bulk will follow. The content is: Be civilized on April Fool's Day, just have fun with good-natured jokes! Mass mail!

8. Pink flowers, white bear shirt, jumping little steps, sweet smile. The cutest look, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool’s Day! Happy holidays, friends!

9. A faint longing, a shallow affection, I haven’t missed you so well for a long time. When I face you, I open my mouth, but when I don’t, I always miss you in my heart! I hope you can send me special and warm words on this special season and special day: Happy April Fools' Day!

10. Your body is always so slender, your skills are always so agile, your life is always leisurely, you spend all day playing in the mountains of Mingchuan, and the food you eat is all natural and non-toxic. Contaminating green food, ugh, it’s great to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

11. You are beautiful. You are beautiful. You have a parrot nose and bandy legs. Your personality is a bit like Zhang Fei. Your beard and eyebrows are like water. I am most afraid of seeing you open your mouth. Your buck teeth scare people away. When they see you, they will fly away. He stepped back, shouting that he had encountered a ghost.

12. Sweet and sour pork ribs on Monday, kidney porridge on Tuesday, fried belly with green pepper on Wednesday, steamed pork with dried vegetables on Thursday, spring noodles with bone soup on Friday, and braised large intestine on Saturday. Sunday...Sunday I finally finished you, my dear, and we can be together forever.

13. The golden one is the sunshine; the red one is the lantern; the fragrant one is the rice; the steaming one is the hot pot; the fiery one is the liquor; the numb one is you...another electric shock Come on, you stopped reading text messages a long time ago!

14. Due to the network upgrades carried out by mobile companies, your mobile phone may not be able to connect due to poor signal. In this case, please soak your mobile phone in boiling water for five to six minutes.

Happy April Fool's Day!

15. On April Fool’s Day, I wish you to live like a fool, with abilities that make you foolish, with wealth that makes you foolish every month, with all your efforts in doing things, with endless foolish food, and with tea and meals, you talk and laugh happily, so you are worried. Stupidity disappears.

16. Since that encounter, one of my eyes has never left your side. I am lucky enough to be your beauty. I miss you this time. I miss you so much that I shed tears. Floating with scattered memories and excited heart, let’s talk today. It's April Fool's Day.

17. Urgent notice: For the sake of the earth's environment and resources, please reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards, but you can fill in congratulatory messages in large-valued RMB and send them to me. Thank you for your support of environmental protection, and wish you a happy mood!

18. Notice: Leaders will inspect the work tomorrow morning. Colleagues, please dress uniformly as required. Men: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!

19. From a distance, you look like a beautiful woman smiling shyly in the wind, but from a close look, you turn out to be an old demon playing tricks; from a distance, you look like a handsome man dancing gracefully, but from a close look, you turn out to be Ba Jie, a sex-stricken man who has had plastic surgery; It's the weekend, don't scare me so much that I can't sleep!

20. Stupid can be stupid, very stupid. Happy Coke, very happy. Keep your great wisdom as if you are a fool, be sensitive to laughter, enjoy the things that make people happy in the world, and be stupid in the world. National Entertainment on April Fool's Day, I wish you a wonderful fool and a happy and comfortable life!