The king of humorous little jokes

The King of Humorous Jokes

The King of Humorous Jokes 1:

1. A few days ago, a friend asked me to set up a computer. It requires a quad-core CPU, 8G memory, 1T hard drive, and independent graphics card. All configurations are advanced after configuration.

I asked him: It’s so cool to play 3D games with such advanced configuration. What game are you playing?

He said: I don’t play 3D games, I play Landlords.

I wonder: Why does Doudi Master have such a high configuration?

He answered with certainty: The machine is fast and can deal good cards.

2. A rich man stayed in a luxury hotel for a week. When he left, the guys here were waiting on both sides of the door, hoping that the rich man would give them something.

However, this rich man walked through the gate in a swaggering manner without even looking at the people on both sides.

The porter behind him helped him carry his luggage to the car, bravely walked up to him, stretched out his hand and said: "I think you won't forget me, right?"

The rich man held the porter's hand tightly and said seriously: "Of course, how could I forget you? I will write to you often in the future!"

3. A As a man was walking on the dusty road, a coachman driving a four-wheeled carriage caught up with him.

He said to the driver: Boss, could you please take my coat to the city? ?

The driver said: ?Okay, but how can you get your coat again?

He said: ?This is easy, I just stay in my coat. . ?

4. Waiter: The tip you gave me was a counterfeit bill. ?

Customer: ?You gave it to me when you gave me change!?

Waiter: ?Why did you give it to me when you knew I didn’t want it?

5. Husband: Everyone says that mother’s milk is the most nutritious, but you don’t want to breastfeed your child. Why?

Wife: It’s not that I don’t want to, but that The child won't eat. Because there is a strong smell of smoke here

Humorous Jokes King 2:

1. One person likes to explore. He went to the virgin forest and heard that there were poisonous snakes, so he brought a knife with him. Also bring a guide.

Not long after, his arm was bitten by a snake. Thinking that a poisonous snake could kill him in an instant, he cut off his arm with a knife in desperation.

The guide said: This snake is not poisonous.

2. A man from the city rowed a small boat to go fishing. He saw another man in another boat, opening a tool box and taking out a mirror. He was very surprised, so he rowed the boat over and asked: What are you doing with that mirror?

That’s my secret fishing trick. I use a mirror to reflect the sunlight onto the lake. When the fish see the sunlight on the water, they will swim to the surface. All I have to do is reach out and catch them in the boat. ?Wow! Is this trick really effective?

?Incredible. ?

?Do you want to sell that mirror? I'll pay $30 for it. ?

?Okay, I’ll sell it to you. ?

After paying the money, people from the city asked: "By the way, how many fish have you caught this week?

"You are the sixth one. ?

3. A couple encountered a swamp while driving and their car got stuck. It took them a long time to get the car out. At this time, they saw a young farmer driving several cows along a country road.

When the farmer saw the couple in trouble, he stopped and offered to pay him 50 yuan to help them pull the car out.

The husband agreed, and within a few minutes the car was free of the swamp. The farmer said to the husband: "You know, I have pulled 9 cars out of the mud pit today, and your car is the tenth." ?

The husband turned his head and looked at the farmland in disbelief and asked: "Then when will you have time to plow the land?"

"I don't plow the land," the young farmer said seriously. He replied, "My main job in the day is to pour water into the pit." ?;