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On Su Shi's birthday, the guests were full, but only one person didn't come.

On Su Shi's birthday, all the guests were full, except one who didn't come. Su Shi wrote an invitation with pen and ink: stop from west to east, the waning moon hangs three stars, three people ride horns, and draw a little green on their mouths. The man was very moved and came. This is a poem. Guess a word in each sentence, and * * *. ) wholeheartedly please (please) It is said that Su Shi has a good relationship with the monks in the temple. One day, he asked the bookworm to take a straw hat and wooden shoes to the temple to get something. When asked what to take, Su Shi said, "The monk will know as soon as he sees you." Sure enough, as soon as the monk saw the extremely dressed up, he immediately understood what Su Shi wanted. So he gave Su Shi what he desperately wanted. According to tea legend, Su Shi, a great writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, has been to the home of Qin Guan. When Su Xiaomei saw his brother coming, he held a grand banquet and gave him a warm reception. After dinner, Qin Guan accompanied Su Shi to take a nap in the study. Suddenly, Su Shi saw a picture of Qin Guan's crossword puzzle on the table, which read: "I have a clever thing, half of which can't survive without water and half can't save my life." Su Shi said to Qin Guan after reading it: "Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!" So I picked up a pen and wrote a crossword puzzle: "I have something on both sides, delicious and fragrant, while eating grass in Meishan and hiding in Minjiang River." After writing, Qin Guan clapped his hands and said, "Wonderful, wonderful!" Hearing this, Su Xiaomei ran into the study and said, "What's the big deal?" Bent down and looked at it, casually said, "I have a strange thing." I have half wings and half four hooves. Long hooves can't run fast, and those with wings can't afford to fly. " After that, Su Shi and Qin Guan said in unison, "Wonderful, wonderful!" The three of them said the same crossword puzzle.