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A flock of geese joking.

Is this it? 1 A group of geese at the foot of the mountain hissed, drove them into the river, caught geese in the river to satisfy their hunger, and then came back to hoe their wives after eating.

2 Peach Blossom Temple Song

Bohu, Tang Ming

Taohuawu Taohua Temple, Taohuaguan Taohuaxian;

Peach Fairy cultivates peach trees and picks them to sell wine.

When I wake up, I just sit in front of the flowers, and when I am drunk, I come to sleep under the flowers;

Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom year after year.

I would rather die of old age than bow before horses and chariots;

Cars and horses are rich and interesting, and hops are poor.

If wealth is compared with the poor, one is in peace and the other is in heaven;

If you compare poverty to horses and chariots, he will have to drive away my leisure.

Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through;

There are no graves of Hao Jie in Wuling, no flowers, no wine, and no hoes to plow the fields.