Any particularly funny jokes or brain teasers?

One day, the teacher walked into the classroom, and the students stood up and shouted: "Good morning, teacher!" The teacher said angrily: "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad?" So the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher!" The teacher said angrily: "What about me in the evening?" The students shouted again: "Good afternoon, teacher!" The teacher nodded and said, "That's all right, now Say it again!" The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, teacher, good afternoon, and good evening!" The teacher said: "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. We will practice like this. I will say something, and you will say the antonyms loudly. Let’s start now.” Teacher: “The weather is very good today.” Teacher: “It’s sunny everywhere.” Teacher: “There are people on the road. There is no one in the sky." Teacher: "Young." Teacher: "Stand down." Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road." Student: "There is a young man lying down. Falling on the road." Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." Student: "I lost a dollar." Teacher: "I picked up a dollar. Give it to the teacher." Student: "I lost a dollar. Teacher." Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" Student: "That's right!" Student: "That's not right." Student: " This is okay, this is legal behavior!" Teacher: "I said it was wrong." Student: "We said it is correct." Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher says is correct!" Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is correct! It’s all mistakes!” Teacher: “You are stupid.” Student: “We are smart.

” Teacher: “Stop!” ” Student: “Go on!” "Teacher: "Stop now! Stop talking! ” Student: “Let’s continue now!” More to say! "Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop! ” Student: “We are all geniuses, we say continue!” "Teacher: "You listen to the teacher! ” Student: “Teacher, listen to us! "Teacher: "Students must listen to the teacher! "Student: "Teachers have to listen to their students! "Teacher: "Stop practicing now! ” Student: “Now let’s continue practicing!” "Teacher: "Are you done? "Student: "We have a beginning and an end! "Teacher: "Then stop! idiot! ” Student: “Then we should continue!” genius! " ....Then the teacher walked out of the classroom angrily holding the book. 1 Why is the silkworm baby rich? ==> Because it can spin cocoons (frugal) 2. Why doesn't the little white rabbit marry a zebra? ==> Because Mother Rabbit said tattoos are not a good thing 3. When will Taiwan be unified? ==> When buying instant noodles (unification instant noodles) 4. What lines don’t monkeys like? ==> Parallel lines (because there is no intersection ) 5. Chocolate In a fight with tomatoes, why does chocolate win? ==> Because of the chocolate bar 6. What will happen if the shark eats mung beans? ==> It turns into mung bean paste 7. After the match is burned and it goes to the hospital, what does it become? == > Cotton swab 8. How did Lin Daiyu die? ==> Falling to death (Sister Lin fell from the sky) 9. A pig said: "Come on" and hit some food? ==> Chocolate 10. Potato stabbed the bun What happened to the fatal knife? ==> Turned into red bean paste (killed) 11. What animal likes to stick on the wall? ==> Seal (reported) 12. Why do foxes often fall? ==> Because foxes are very cunning (Slippery feet) 13. 4 people were playing mahjong in the house. When the police came, why did they take away 5 people ==> Because the person they were playing was called "Mahjong" 14. When do you like to drink soda? ==> When you are lonely ( When you are lonely, you will miss soda.) 15. There was an egg that went to a teahouse to drink tea. What happened to it? ==> It turned into a tea egg. 16. There was a stag. It walked faster and faster. , what happened in the end? ==> It turned into Highway 17. One day Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping off the 5th floor and bled a lot. How did it go? ==> It turned into Hong Bean 18. Why do planes fly so high? Won’t he hit the stars? ==> Because the stars will twinkle. 19. Corn wanted to be fashionable and had his hair permed. What happened? ==> He turned into popcorn. 20. What kind of mouse walks on two legs? ==>Mickey Mouse 21. What kind of duck walks on two legs? ==>All ducks walk on two legs (do you want to talk about old ducks) 22. The lady’s business is not doing well now, why? ==>Bird flu 23. What kind of people can’t work in gas stations? ==> People who are oily (the oil gun slipped) 24. Are dumplings a boy or a girl? ==> Boys because the dumplings have foreskins 25. Wearing clothes The man in golden clothes ==> A shocking (gold) man 26. A bee stung on the calendar ==> The wind (bee) and the sun (calendar) 27. A bear came over ==> Come prepared ( Come with a bear) 28. Don’t drop your mobile phone into the toilet ==> Don’t miss the opportunity (wet) 29. There are ten sheep, nine of them are squatting in the sheepfold ==> In a cadence (one sheep is squatting wrong) 30. How to make a sparrow Be quiet? ==> Press it (silence) 31. What kind of sword is a transparent sword? ==> Invisible (sword) 32. What do African cannibal chiefs eat? Answer: Cannibalism. So why does the chief want to be a vegetarian? ==>Eating plants 33. Why are there no dinosaurs now? ==>The dinosaurs went to make movies 34. Xiaobai is very similar to his brother, do you know why? ==>Really like Dabai 35. An egg ran to swim in the Songhua River , how about it? ==> It turned into a preserved egg 36. One of the eggs ran to Shandong, how about it? ==> It turned into a Lu (stewed) egg 37. One of the eggs was homeless, how about it? = =>Became a wild egg 38. An egg accidentally fell on the road

, fell to the ground, how about it? ==> turned into a missile 39. An egg ran into the flowers, how about it? ==> turned into a flower 40. An egg went to swim in the Dead Sea, How about it? ==> Became a superman 41. Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to the beach to compete and tell jokes. After telling jokes, they died. Why? ==> Because of the tsunami (laughing) 42. Why did the man Don’t go out? ==> Because as soon as you go out, you become a layman 43. Why can’t you see God’s dick? ==> The secret of heaven (Celestial Chicken) cannot be revealed 44. Why does the iceberg only have one tip? ==> Because the other tip Broken by the Titanic 45. How to prevent a duck from flying away? ==> Give it a wing (it is difficult to fly with wings) 46. Who doesn’t have a phone? ==> Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Phone) 47. Ma Jiajue She once said to me privately: "A knife that is extremely blunt is the most lethal." Why? ==> Because it is a hammer 48. Why did Chang'e rush to the moon? ==> Hou Yi shot for nine days, Even if he is a god, he can't stand it. 49. Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai, Xiao Huang, and Xiao Hong are on a plane. Who will faint and vomit? ==> Little White Rabbit (vomit) 50. There is a fat man jumping from a tall building. Next, what’s the result? ==>I became a dead fat man