A joke that makes girls happy.

1, I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied by it. It's not full, and I haven't slept well. If you are always disappointed, you should reflect on why you have such great hopes. 3. Who says I can't keep doing things? I have been single for ten years and never wavered. Love is like multiplication, one of which is zero, and the result is always zero. Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried. 6, the daily eating state: I am happy in it, and I want to be thin. 7. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand. 8. If the whole world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers. 9. If you think the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have a rich imagination. 10, as an experienced person, my advice to young people is: don't come over. 1 1, I looked down when I saw the man holding the cow. It is not that I am modest, but that I am looking for bricks. Make girls laugh 2 1. Today, I am doing a roller coaster. Just before we started, I took out the screws prepared in advance, patted my buddy in the front row on the back and said, Dude, you dropped some of these things on the stool. 2. The chef in the canteen is probably lovelorn, because I found that the new menu has a unique scenery: ecstasy lotus root slices, heartbroken people patting cucumbers, chubby face-lifting, reminiscing about lentils, dim shredded tofu and pure moo Shu pork. One night, I was drunk and took a taxi home. The fare 18 yuan, I gave it to the driver 50 yuan. As soon as the driver saw that I was drunk, he gave me 2 yuan. I looked at the driver drunk. The driver asked me: How much did you give me? I said 100 yuan, and the driver immediately said: It's obviously 50 yuan. 4, big brother, stop touching! Too tender. Pi, you touched it! How to sell it in the future? These peaches are all fresh, don't buy them! It's a dark night, it's past 3 o'clock in the middle of the night. A taxi driver is driving on the road. Suddenly, he was stopped by a pale woman in a white dress. Chatting with a classmate who works in a foreign company, she said that there are many foreigners in the company. I asked her: Did you teach them to speak Chinese? She: Of course, the first sentence I taught was: I pay the bill! 7. Buy breakfast in the morning and sell messy shops. I said I wanted two bowls. During the cooking process, the boss said: Pack or take away? I was shocked, and the boss said loudly, do you want to pack or take away? I said with trepidation, can I eat here? Humorous jokes tease girls: 1, in the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem. If there is anything you don't like about me, please overcome it yourself. Don't praise me, really, especially don't praise me for being handsome. I'm afraid I can't stand it. I'll go with you all my life. Actually, I am not stupid, but I am too lazy to be smart. (Make girls angry and happy) 5. When I was a child, I lacked calcium, but when I grew up, I lacked love. 7, let the storm come more violently, anyway, I sell umbrellas! 8. Let me tell you what love is without words. 9. I am really simple. I can't stop thinking about how to kiss you. 10, after being with me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and wipe the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough? Make girls happy. 3 1. I said, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig!" " From now on, I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you can't help yelling at me in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "Tomorrow, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you, which reads: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. You are so cheeky, I have no face to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself. 3, a pair of men and women (stealing) love, the husband suddenly went home, the man jumped out of the window without clothes, walked in the street and watched, the man pretended to look at the sky as if nothing had happened: Ah, this is the earth. Passers-by said: Cao, an alien with chicken feathers. I saw a coin on the side of the road. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Shit, who threw up so round? The nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, so she went over and whispered to him, "sweetheart!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby. "6. Someone rode into the street, crossed an intersection and dropped his hand. The traffic police exclaimed after seeing it: "Good palm!" Someone waved happily and replied, "Comrades have worked hard! ""7. The heart is such a strange thing that it can contain so much love! I put you in the deepest part of my heart, only to find that my heart is a very fragile little thing: there is no room for deception, no room for separation, no room for you to leave! 8. If you don't love me, I'm worried. The world is full of beautiful women, but not as gentle as you! 9, give me a second, I will miss you, give me a minute, I will care about you, give me a whole day, I will miss you, give me a lifetime, I will protect you, give me a short message to talk, I will say: I miss you! 10, it takes one day to wait for a sunrise; It takes January to wait for the full moon; It takes a year to wait for a flower to bloom; Wait all your life and love you all your life. Love you forever. 1 1. I have never been a thief, but I want to steal happiness for you! I have never lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness! Never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn! I have never depended on anyone, but I want to deprive you of peace! 12, different times, different places, different languages, all writing stories related to you, the same feelings, the same smiling face, the same mood, all copying the unchanging love for you. In a word, love you, two words, forever. 13, don't ask how vigorous our love is, don't ask how sad our love is, don't ask if our love has an afterlife, just want our love to be flat and light in this life, and join hands for life. 14, no matter whether life is wandering or wandering, I will keep you in my heart, let deep affection impact my heart every day, let my pulse beat all my thoughts, and let information convey the hope of loving you forever. 15, baby: don't feel tired, just rest; Don't feel hungry before eating; Don't feel cold before adding clothes; Don't be sleepy before you miss me. Take care of yourself and your health!