Joke stories of second-year students

# 2 # Introduction A joke story is also a kind of joke, but it is not just to make people laugh after reading it. From this story, we can learn the moral of this story. From the moral stories, people can learn a lot about what happened or is happening in their lives and play a warning role. The following is a joke story of grade two pupils, I hope it will help you.

"Unity" and "Two Buckets" Once upon a time, there was a rich man who gave birth to a son who was stupid and didn't know how to comb his hair and wash his face, and there were two buckets of snot. On the other hand, the rich man regards his precious son as the apple of his eye, hoping that his son will have a successful career in the future and honor his ancestors. It happened that this day Pang Zhenkun passed by, and the rich man's silly son was wearing a robe and mandarin jacket.

Squatting on the ground playing with mud, the rich man stood by and smiled. Pang Zhenkun was amused and pretended to come to the children, expecting to look back. Seeing Pang Zhenkun's manner, the rich man thought his behavior was strange. He hurried forward and said, "Sir, it's been a hard journey. If you don't mind, please come to my humble abode. I wonder if you can join us? " Pang Zhenkun replied, "It's so annoying."

The rich man let Pang Zhenkun into the living room for a cup of tea, and told him to arrange a banquet. After dinner, Pang Zhenkun got up to leave, and the rich man quickly stopped and apologized, saying, "Take care, sir. I'm sorry, my son-"Pang Zhenkun said solemnly." Your son's future is limitless. " The rich man was very happy, but he still wanted to ask the truth. Fortunately, he boasted in front of others and couldn't wait to ask, "I hope Mr. Wang Can can point out a thing or two."

Pang Zhenkun said quietly, "Long live the whole country and it will be unified. Isn't this child's nose two barrels more expensive than Viva? "

Hearing this, the rich man was so angry that his face was like a pig's liver that he couldn't say a word.

A family of three slackers

Three brothers in a family are too lazy to die. They loaf around all day and don't want to do any work. One day, their mother made a big and delicious cake, put it on the table and went out until lunch. The three brothers growled with hunger and stared at the cake, but no one was too lazy to get it. After a while, the boss was hungry and said to the second child, "Brother, go and get the cake." The second one rolled his eyes and said to the third one, "Brother, go and get the cake." The third child glared and twisted his face and said to the boss, "Big Brother, go and get the cake." Anyway, three people who don't want to move.

After a long pause, all three of them were hungry. The boss said to the second child, "You are the younger brother, so listen to me. Go, bring the cake! " The second child turned to the third child and said, "You are the younger brother, so listen to me. Go, bring the cake! " The third child twisted his face and said to the boss, "You are an elder brother, so you should take care of your younger brother. Go, bring the cake! " Three people are still unwilling to move.

The boss was angry and said, "well, stop it. Let's see who is hungry!" " "The second child said," Well, you won't move, let's see who's hungry! "The third child said angrily," You are all lazy. Look who is hungry! " "Three people held their breath, who did not move.

After a pause, the boss thought, I'm old enough to fight hunger. I'd better think of a clever way to eat cake without moving. He said to his two brothers, "We have a rule now: the three of us, big or small, are not allowed to talk or move here; Anyone who speaks or moves will be punished to get the cake. " The second child thinks he is in the prime of life and can bear hunger; The third thought he was young and hungry, so he agreed.

After a long pause, the boss heard the rumble in the second child's stomach and thought, soon, the second child will get the cake when he is hungry. The second child saw the third child drooling and thought: Soon, the third child is hungry, and he will get the cake. Old three heard the voice of the boss swallowing, thinking, soon, the boss is hungry, he will get the cake. All three of them looked at the cake and did not move.

At this moment, a cat suddenly came outside. Smelling the smell of the cake, it jumped on the table, grabbed the cake with its claws and stammered.

The boss looked at the second, the second looked at the third, and the third looked at the boss. They didn't speak or move.

The cat was having fun when suddenly another rhubarb dog came in. Rhubarb dog jumped on the table and scared the black cat to meow and run away. Rhubarb dog bit off a small part of the cake and swallowed it with his neck stretched out. A big cake is about to be eaten by the dog. The boss is angry, the second one hesitates, and the third one has tears in his eyes. They are greedy, anxious and regretful, but they are unwilling to move.

At this time, rhubarb dog has swallowed the cake in his mouth, and opened his mouth to swallow the rest. The third child couldn't help it and cried with a "wow". The eldest brother and the second son clapped their hands happily and said, "I beat you at last." Go get the cake! " "

But by this time, the cake had been eaten up by the dog.