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There are 60 suffixes commonly used to make girlfriends happy.
2. Pat my chubby belly.
I was arrested for breaking the law after taking a photo of the fruit.
I patted my little face and kissed it.
5. "Pat my homework and help me write it."
6. Patted my Lamborghini and asked me to drive him.
7. Pat me on the head and say it's really smart.
8. My little ass is really awesome.
9. Pat my bed and say that the pig is still sleeping.
10. "Pat my foot, it's too strong!"
One meter and five long legs of 1 1
12. Pat my ass. It's really big.
13. patted the head of the melon eater. laugh
14. I patted my drum, which was deafening ~
15. Drink the ashtray.
16. Pat my bulging belly.
17. Pat my bed to let me sleep less.
18. You patted "My head, am I dizzy? Why is it all water? "
19. Pat my Porsche and sing conquest.
20. I patted my face and said, "It's beautiful."
Postfix Copywriting Makes Girlfriend Happy Part II: A Plain Photo of 2 1 I was scared to cry.
22. Pat my fairy halo
23. "patted me on the head and said that I want to grow up quickly."
24. Patted my back seat and said to take me home.
25. Pat my shoes and say: Fake.
I patted my wallet, but it was empty.
27. "Pat the chubby belly"
28. I patted my head and said, "Why are you bald?"
29. Fairy aura
30. My foot kissed.
3 1. waist says: it's so thin.
32. Did you pat my conscience?
33. Little face said, it's so cute.
34. patted my wallet and said that he would support me for life.
35. patted the boss's clothes and said, the boss is really handsome!
36. "Patted my Lamborghini window"
I was photographed naked and sent to the police station.
38. Pat me on the shoulder: Come on, I'll treat you to dinner.
39. The little face said, "It's beautiful."
40. patted my wallet and said, it's too peaceful.
Postfix Copywriting Makes Girlfriend Happy Part III 4 1. Patted her belly and decided to invite her to dinner.
42. thigh/upturn p
I patted my face and kissed it.
44. Dragon crescent moon blade
45. I patted my 36D and blushed.
46. I pat my abdominal muscles but I pat my loneliness.
47. Patted my crown: Great for Dragon.
48. My trash can says this is my home.
49. Pat my cucumber and sprinkle a handful of salt.
50. You patted "your coffin board, making a crisp sound"
5 1. My fart stinks after filming.
52. patting my brick shows that I am timid.
53. My sexy leg hair is tied in a knot.
54. Pat my clever little head.
55. I patted my head and suspected that there was too much water injection.
56. After taking pictures of my fruit, I was arrested for breaking the law.
57. "Pat my little face, pat it."
58. You clap your partner's little hand and find yourself daydreaming.
59. I patted my cone and burned it.
60.__ patted my spaceship and asked me to give up my seat
Wechat takes a shot of suffix copywriting, humorous and funny, 70 sentences in general.
WeChat pats the suffix to copy humorous articles 1. Clap your stomach and say, it's been months.
I patted my wallet but took a lonely photo.
Pat my dog on the head and kick him.
Clap your hands and say: This is it?
Pat me on the shoulder and say that you are really not fat.
6. Patted my leader and said, fire me.
7. The cactus smiled
8. The real estate license lowered its head.
9. Chanel
10. Pat my ass and kiss me.
1 1. Pat me on the shoulder and call me dad.
12. "Pat my little head"
13. I patted my Netease cloud and said that I was born a man.
14. Little face said: It's so cute.
15. patted me on the shoulder and said, beauty, please stay.
16. Snail powder/pork knuckle rice/pork tripe soup (food), indicating that you want to eat it.
17. My head said: What a genius.
18. "patted my Lamborghini window"
Wechat patted suffix copywriting humor 2 19. Pat me on the shoulder and call dad.
20. Pat me on the shoulder and call me Dad.
2 1. Pat my watermelon and dig a big spoon.
22. Pat my bulging wallet.
23. I patted my head and said, "Why are you bald?"
24. "I patted my knee and said I couldn't shoot my head."
25. You patted "your sexy ass"
26. Pat me on the thigh/p.
27. "Pat my work and knock it over."
28. Dragon crescent moon blade
29. little ass who filmed me is really awesome.
30. Pat my horn and get out of the way in front.
3 1. Pat my thigh. Hey, there's still so much meat.
32. Pat my ball and hit myself.
33. The ashtray is drunk.
I patted my shoulder and asked if I wanted to climb the mountain together.
35. Ass egg shaped thing
36. It's clever to pat me on the head.
Wechat takes a shot of suffix copywriting humorous articles 3 37. The world's first beauty certificate.
38. You patted my head. Am I dizzy? Why is it all water? "
39. The world's first handsome card
40. I patted my prosperous beauty and was dizzy by beauty.
4 1. I patted my shoulder and fell on it.
42. "Pat my homework and help me write it."
43. My ass says, baby, lift it up.
44. You clap your head and say,' Be happy!' "
45. After taking pictures of my fruit, I was arrested for breaking the law.
46. "Pat my wings and say, is the fairy there?"
47. The waist says: It's so thin.
48. I patted my shoulder and called Dad.
49. pat the dust on my shoes
50. I patted my face and said, "It's beautiful."
5 1. "I took the top liberal arts/science certificate in the college entrance examination"
52. I patted the real estate license and bowed my head.
53. Pat my dog and get bitten.
54. Small face and full mouth.
Wechat pat suffix copywriting humor 4 55. "Shoot eight abdominal muscles and drool."
56. "Clap my head and call dad"
57. I patted my mansion and accidentally collapsed.
58. Pat me on the face and say it's so cute.
59. You patted "lovely wife's face and said I love you"
60. Pat me on the back and say, handsome boy, you can stay.
6 1. patted my limited edition Ferrari.
62. patted my wallet and said that he would support me for life.
63. My window shows a face.
64. Pat me on the shoulder: You Yida.
Pat me on the shoulder and say, shall we go climbing together?
66. Pat my window, Dickie Pill.
67. I patted my little hand and it was really white.
68. Patted me, and the trash can said it was my home.
69. I patted my handsome face and passed out.
70.big gold teeth
Wechat shoots 60 sentences of the hottest suffix copy in the whole network.
Wechat patted the hottest suffix copywriting article on the whole network-1. Patted my clothes and fell to the ground.
2. Pat the boss's clothes and say. The boss is really handsome!
3. Big gold teeth
4. Sexy leg hair tied in a knot
I patted my feet and smelled them.
6. Your own conscience, huh? Don't!
I patted my head and said I was in love.
8. Pat my bed and say go to sleep.
9. "patted my xxx admission notice"
10. Pat my little face and take a sip.
1 1. "Pat my stomach and snorted."
12. The person in charge said, "Why are you bald?"
13. I patted my chest but patted loneliness.
14. Patted my little brain and turned into a pig.
15. I patted my Wuling light and said it was good.
16. "patted my Lamborghini window"
17. Pat me on the head and pay 5,000 for the concussion.
18. I got the number one science certificate in my college entrance examination.
19. Pat your fragile dignity.
20. Pat my chest and say: I love you!
Wechat takes a shot of the hottest suffix copy on the whole network. Chapter 2 1. Take a bite of your face.
22. I patted the backseat and said to take me home.
23. The brain says it is smart.
24. It's smart to pat your head.
25. patted my little face: it's really beautiful.
26. patting my brick shows that I am timid.
27. Fragile dignity
28. The bed says that the pig is still sleeping.
29. The product manager's shoulder, silly.
30. I patted my head and suspected that there was too much water injection.
3 1. I patted the shareholder's wallet and it went up.
32. Dragon crescent moon blade
33. "patted me on the shoulder and said to climb the mountain together."
34. Pat my Porsche and let him drive you.
35. "Slapping bricks shows that you are timid."
36. Pat me on the head and say what's wrong, baby.
37. Pat my basketball and let me dribble.
Zhao patted my girlfriend,,, etc. )
39. patted my wallet and said that he would support me for life.
40. You pat your conscience. Aha? not have
Wechat patted the hottest suffix on the whole network. Text 3 4 1. Patted my eight-pack abdominal muscles and shivered.
42. Pat me on the back and say: Your Yida.
43. Pat me on the back and say I rubbed the next one.
44. patted the head of the people who ate melons. laugh
45. I patted my knee and had to build a ladder.
46. I patted my shoulder and asked: Is it Qian's wife?
47. Flatter. Say you are so beautiful.
48. I patted my face and kissed it.
49. Patted me on the shoulder and said, Beauty, please stay.
50. I patted my spaceship to show that I also want to go to heaven.
5 1. Pat my chubby belly.
52. A grimace appeared in my window.
53.patek Philippe
54. My little ass is really awesome.
55. thigh/upturn p
56. Pat me on the back. You have so much mud.
57. The skull is still blushing
58. "It's really good to pat the baby."
59. Pat me on the back and say, handsome boy, you can stay.
60. You patted "Get out"
Couples clap their hands for a funny suffix with 60 words.
Couples shoot a humorous suffix text article 1. "Slapping bricks shows that you are timid."
2. little ass who patted me is really awesome.
3. patted "my wallet, sure enough, there is nothing."
4. "Pat the bed and say that the pig is still sleeping."
5. Pat my cactus and laugh.
6. I patted my little head and thought it was cute.
7. Pat my Ferrari to show my envy.
I kissed my foot.
9. "I patted my shoulder and said that my father had worked hard."
10. You patted "the cute little face of the group owner"
1 1. Clap my chest and say: I love you!
12. Pat my wings and ask if the fairy is there.
36D in 13.
14. You patted "your clever brain"
15. Pat your fragile dignity
16. I patted my little hand and it was really white.
17. Pat my face and say whether I want it or not.
18. I patted my lush beauty, which made me dizzy.
19. Patted my door and said to go out to play.
20. "I patted my eight abdominal muscles and broke them."
The couple patted the funny and humorous suffix text 2 1. Pat me on the waist and say you are so beautiful.
22. I patted my flourishing beauty and was cried by beauty.
23. "Pat my ice cream and burn it."
24. Pat XX on the shoulder and say: Dad, you have worked hard.
25. Pat me on the shoulder and say, shall we go climbing together?
26. You patted the master on the head.
27. My shoulder said: Do you want to climb the mountain together?
28. official reminder: the other party is a little ancestor, so be careful what you say.
29. "I patted my skull and blushed."
30. Pat me on the head and say it's really smart.
3 1. patted my ass, it was really big.
32. I patted my wallet and took 200 million yuan.
33. "Pat my foot and say that this taste is too strong!"
34. I patted my camera and asked: Is there any chance?
35. My milk tea says this one is on me.
36. She kicked her head off.
37. Pat your little head.
38. Sue was scared to cry.
39. Pat my little white boat.
40. I patted my eight-pack abdominal muscles and shivered.
Couples clap funny humor suffix text article 3 4 1. A brain full of wisdom.
42. "Pat me on the head and say that Princess Wan Fu belongs to Jinan."
43. Pat my limited edition Ferrari.
44. You clap "_ _" and he says,' You are so beautiful!' "
45. You patted your conscience, huh? No ~ "
46. Pat me on the head and hit me with oil.
47. My backseat said to take me home.
48. I patted the table, but my sister just refused.
49. "Pat my little head"
50. My ass and leave.
5 1. Pat my face and say: awesome!
52. The person in charge said, "Why are you bald?"
53. "Patted my Lamborghini window"
54. patted the tight vest line
55. You patted the pig's head.
56. Big gold teeth
57. I patted the product manager on the shoulder and was stupid.
58. Pat my horn and get out of the way in front.
59. Pat me on the head and pay 5,000 for concussion.
60. My hand says: Snacks are for you.
Humorous confession to amuse girlfriend.
Humorous confession teases girlfriend (1) 1. Wearing a cotton-padded jacket is because the weather is cold; The umbrella was propped up because of the rain; I texted you because I was wrong ... Can you forgive me?
2.? All the reasons and explanations are powerless. I choose to wait for your forgiveness silently.
3.? If you feel tired, turn around and hide in my arms. Even though I am younger than you and my arms are not big enough and warm enough, I will try my best to hold you tight and will not let go of my hand. I will be gentle with you.
4.? Just be comfortable with yourself, and I'll get used to the rest.
5.? Drink the wine of love you brewed, and you will be thirsty for a lifetime without refilling it.
6.? Who can tell whether you like it or not? It may be the first time I met you, the first time you smiled at me, or it may be the time when you studied hard.
7.? The happiest thing is that a girl with a bad temper and a boy with a good temper have been spoiling her.
8.? Love makes my heart narrow, dear, it's all because I love you so much.
9.? If doomed, I think doomed is also good.
10.? I didn't know the meaning of my existence until I met you. I didn't know that happiness was so hard-won until I fell in love with you. No matter when and where, I want to be with you until the end of time.
1 1.? The best feeling is that when I look at you, you are already staring at me.
12.? I know you are angry, and every time you are angry, I am scared. Understand me, okay? Please forgive me.
13.? When you love deeply, you are like a gambler with red eyes. Gambling, as always, knowing that the outcome is losing.
14.? Set the warmth of winter, set the rain and dew in the morning, set the glittering and translucent snow, wash away the waves of the blue sea, just to send you the most sincere wishes on a special day to love you, wish you a happy life and sweet love.
15.? Forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, then continue to call me and scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old.
16.? The happiest thing for me is to be your angel.
17.? If men don't get women's understanding. Even if there is gold under your knee, so what. I knelt down 100% to make amends.
18.? I have love words in my mouth, sunshine in my body, love in my mind, panic in my soul and you in my heart.
19.? I don't know what will happen tomorrow, so we should cherish the time together now. If I can influence the future, then I hope I can be with you forever!
20.? Losing weight may be hopeless, not that I don't exercise, not that I don't diet, but that I keep you in my heart.
Humor confession teasing girlfriend (2) 2 1. When I saw you, I felt like I was in the Forbidden City, because everything on you was a treasure. I wanted to hug you gently, but I was afraid I would break you.
22.? I miss you day and night.
23.? I don't need to distinguish between east, west, north and south. Anyway, I will go with you.
24.? Don't tell me you're really angry. Actually, I know because you care about me! I can only tell you: I am sorry.
25.? Don't completely deny me because of this, at least keep me at home for 60 years.
26.? After a long time, I will be tired of everything except loving you.
27.? As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.
28.? It's your fault. I am absent-minded about everything.
29.? You sit by my side, and the wind in the world is half mine and half yours.
30.? The room in my heart is for you to live in.
3 1.? You have a hundred looks, and I like a hundred.
32.? Through the noise, "I realized that you are the most precious."
33.? I can't empathize with you, but I can be your best listener.
34.? A little woman, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you so much that I can't wait to chew you up.
35.? Sooner or later, it is good to meet you; No matter whether it rains or blows, just hold your hand; More or less, it is good that you can care about me; Bitter or happy, as long as we are together. Honey, you are fine, and it will clear up.
36.? I want to grow old with you.
37.? If a thousand people pass by me, I can hear your footsteps, because 999 people are stepping on the ground, only you are stepping on my heart.
38.? The neon at night tore the sky, and the tears of regret blurred before our eyes. Maybe this is a doomed mistake! Honey, I miss you.
39.? The world is like a doll machine, I just want to look at you through the glass.
40.? Can't you tolerate the mistakes made by someone who loves you? If you can forgive me, I will make up for my mistake with my practical actions.
Humor confession teasing girlfriend (3) 4 1. There are no stars in the night sky tonight, as if I had no you; I didn't mean to upset you. Come back to me, okay?
42.? There is no special reason to love someone, just because you are you.
43.? See you next time, I will definitely accumulate all my body temperature and give you a warm hug.
44.? Your unintentional injury hurt you and hurt me.
45.? Love is the true love between you and me, caring for each other, holding your hand and growing old with your son!
46.? If you are angry, scold me, don't shed tears on me, then my heart will break into ten million pieces.
47.? Do you know the difference between you and the game? The game made me addicted for a while, but you made me addicted for a lifetime.
48.? Since we can't break up, don't waste time and get married.
49.? If the whole world speaks ill of you, I will tell you love stories for the rest of my life.
50.? I know. You must be very angry. Because I saw: your hair exploded.
5 1.? A conversation between a pair of newly married friends, the bride: "Do you think we will be together in the next life?" Groom: "Fool, you asked this question in your last life."
52.? I had three heartbeats in my first half of my life. The first class was called by the teacher, the second time you stepped on the empty steps, and the third time you smiled at me.
53.? Don't marry anywhere, don't marry anywhere, refuse to have sex!
54.? My mistake kept me awake at night. I said to you at midnight, "I was wrong about you." Without your forgiveness, I would rather sleep forever. "
55.? Thinking of the sweetness we once had, all the anger vanished. This is true intimacy-nothing can cut off our love for each other.
56.? I'm going to sleep, because my dreams are full of you.
57.? Please read my name quietly in your lonely and sad days. And said: someone is thinking about me, and I live in the heart of one person in the world.
58.? As long as you are by my side, I am the happiest person in the world, whether I am rich or not.
59.? I'm sorry! Excuse me! I was wrong! It doesn't matter! I surrender! I can't hold it any longer! Forgive me!
60.? Love makes us narrow-minded, dear, all because I love you so much.
Girls are super cute. Pat, pat, suffix, copywriting, 70 commonly used articles.
Girls are super cute. Take the suffix copy (Part 1) 1. Pat the tight vest line.
2. Pat my little face and take a sip.
3. "patting the bed makes me sleep less."
4. My stomach says, stop eating.
Pat my cucumber and sprinkle a handful of salt.
6. Pat me on the head and hit me with oil.
7.__ patted my Lamborghini and asked me to drive him.
8. I got the first prize certificate of liberal arts in my college entrance examination.
9. "Pat me on the head and say that Princess Wan Fu belongs to Jinan."
10. patted my wallet and said that he would support me for life.
1 1. You kiss up to the boss and get a promotion and a raise immediately.
12. I patted my face and said, "It's beautiful."
13. "I patted my eight abdominal muscles and broke them."
14. "I patted the bed and said that the pig was still sleeping."
15. Patted my boyfriend (Jackson yee, Roy, Karry, Yang Yang, Yifeng Li, etc. ).
16. I patted my shoulder and called dad.
17. I patted my wallet, but it was empty.
18. Patted my sexy leg hair and tied a knot.
The girl patted the suffix and copied it (Chapter II) 19. She patted the shareholder's wallet and went up.
20. Pat me on the shoulder: You Yida.
2 1. Pat the Chili oil bottle, forget it.
22. Pat me on the head and say what's wrong, baby.
23. You patted "the cute little face of the group owner"
24. Forehead. It's obviously not burnt
25. clap XX's hand and say wow ~ beautiful
26. My ass is not as big as mine.
27. Pat my pig teammate on the head.
28. My backseat said to take me home.
29. You patted my head. Am I dizzy? Why is it all water? "
30. Patek Philippe
3 1. You patted "the handsome guy's abdominal muscles and said I was too greedy"
32. Pat my Porsche and let him drive you.
Clap your hands and say, that's it?
34. I patted my head and suspected that there was too much water injection.
35. Patted my window, Dickie Pill.
36. Clap my shoulder and shout: Dad.
Girls are super cute. Pat suffix copy (chapter 3) 37. Pat me on the forehead, obviously didn't burn.
38. You patted "lovely wife's face and said I love you"
39. The building collapsed unexpectedly.
40. The speeding chariot told me to slow down.
4 1. I patted the screen of my mobile phone and paid quickly.
42. "I patted my shoulder and was thrown over my shoulder."
43. I patted my feet and smelled them.
44. The belly is getting bigger and bigger, at least for more than three months.
45. The head of the group owner
46. patted my thigh, alas ~ there is still so much meat.
47. I patted my world's most handsome certificate.
48. "Clap my head and call dad"
49. Clapping my head means it doesn't work.
50. Pat my ass and walk away.
5 1. You clap your head and say,' Be happy!' "
52. You filmed "_ _'s big face"
53. "Pat my little spaceship and ask to board the master."
54. My pillow said that we would go there to order together.
Girls are super cute, pat suffix copy (Chapter 4) 55. (Zhao's girlfriends,,, etc. )
"I patted the spaceship to show that I also want to go to heaven."
57. My ass says, baby, lift it up.
58. I burnt my cone.
59. Pat my fairy halo.
60. Chanel
6 1. "Pat my foot, it's too strong!"
62. Pat me on the back. You have so much mud.
63. "Pat my chair and say' Sit down'"
64. "patted my xxx admission notice"
65. I patted my stomach and was bounced off.
66. Pat me on the back and say I rubbed the next one.
67. Pat my coffin board. Speaking of which, hello.
68. Patted my Lamborghini and asked me to drive him.
69. After patting you, the suffix content will be displayed.
70. I patted my Netease cloud and said that I was born as a human being.
Nonsense that amuses friends; 60 literary humorous jokes.
Nonsense makes friends (I) 1. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.
I will always remember it until I forget it.
You can't say that if you say so.
The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.
5. You are really good-looking. There are only two eyes.
6. If you are right, you should be right.
7. This article shares nonsense literature, as the name implies.
8. Every time you touch your mobile phone, there will be an extra reminder.
I didn't do anything today, but I still worked hard.
10. You haven't lost your mobile phone before.
1 1. People who have no date should still be single!
12. This sweet potato smells like tomatoes.
13. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone Yes, it is. When I want to fall in love, I will find someone.
14. Persuading people not to buy iPhone 13 will save thousands of dollars, and then taking the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.
15. If I am not mistaken, I must be right.
16. How can I put it? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Just right, no more, no less, and the best part is that the hair just grows on the head.
17. Aside from the content, I quite agree.
18. One minute on stage and 60 seconds off stage.
19. As we all know, the audience must be familiar with it.
20. This tomato smells like a tomato.
Nonsense to tease friends (2)1. If he's going to jail for ten years, he'll never get out.
22. If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.
23. Why does this potato look like a potato?
24. Luck is luck.
25. unsuccessful! That's a failure!
26. Spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan and green in Jiang Nanan.
27. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.
28. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him and Huang Gai who was beaten.
29. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life span will be shortened by one minute.
30. If I can understand, I won't.
3 1. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.
32. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, I will be your boyfriend.
33. One minute on stage means 60 seconds on stage.
34. As long as you have some skills, you are not without them.
35. If you lose weight, you must be very thin.
When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, or you will be full.
37. Do you know that kiwifruit smells like kiwifruit?
38. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.
39. If the cell phone is dead, you can't make a phone call.
Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.
Nonsense that amuses friends. Literary humor jokes (3) 4 1. The last time I heard you talk like that was the last time.
When you see this article, you must be reading it.
43. Ten years is ambiguous, and five years is ambiguous.
44. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.
We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
46. The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.
47. What you say is irrelevant, not at all.
48. I found myself heavy after eating. So I'm full and weighed.
49. Playing in the game for 30 seconds is equivalent to spending half a minute in reality.
50. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.
5 1. If you can see things, you are not blind.
52. The greater the capacity, the greater the capacity.
53. I am extremely angry!
Do you know people sleep with their eyes closed?
55. What are you doing here?
56. When you are free, you are free.
57. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.
58. If you are not ugly, you will look beautiful.
59. If you are alive, you are not dead.
The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.
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