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Has anyone read a book called the East Palace? Is the last phoeny in the series dead? Let's talk about what we think after reading it.

Loving you is too heavy for me.

-read "Oriental Palace"

This is another masterpiece of Banda University. In fact, we dare not judge ourselves, lest we make a fool of ourselves in front of the door. I think I have read many books, and the most impressive one is "Lotus Chan" and "It's too late to say I love you". Up to now, I still have a lingering fear of the "abuse" of bandits, so I hesitated when I saw "East Palace", fearing that it would be another book that abused the undead, and I didn't want to spend money on it. Fear returns to fear. Driven by curiosity, I think that if I die, I will die. If you can be tortured to death in a bandit's book, you will die without regret.

I didn't expect to be happy the first time I opened it \ (o)/~.

How can there be such a stupid person? Seeing others fall into the water, I don't want to think about whether I can swim or not, so I jumped in to save people. People didn't save up, but they almost lost their lives in vain. If it weren't for Adu's quick reaction to save them, it is estimated that at this time, I should want to cry in front of the temple of hades. But some people don't know that his self-righteous heroic behavior has fallen into someone else's scam. So when the rescued child testified that someone had pushed him into the water, was it incredible? This is a strange thing that happens every day, especially today. She refused to give her money, so people said they would go to see an official, and they were falsely accused of saving their lives. Isn't it natural?

So there is really no justice.

The housekeeper said, "This is nonsense! People are selfish and cherish their lives the most. You didn't know him, but you went into the water to save him. What is innocence? If you didn't push it, why are you guilty? Since you are guilty, you must have pushed it! "

Someone was really pissed off. It's hard to refute. But some people have no regrets. You see, when the truth finally came out, someone said with awe, "You just said that people are selfish and cherish their lives the most. I don't know the child, but I went into the water to save him. What is innocence? This sentence is greatly wrong! I gave my life to save him because he was younger than me. I thought he slipped and fell into the water, so I didn't think much. Caring for the weak and saving people from danger should be the so-called way of justice. You cherish your life, but you don't know there will be a person in this world. When you are in danger, you will save others without thinking. You were so careless that you fined me, so you didn't teach the good people all over the world to be chilling. Who will stand up and help others next time? I dare not say how earth-shattering I have done, but I dare say I have no scruples about it. I tell you, although I met a liar this time, I will save people first when I meet this kind of thing next time! "

Looking at passers-by clapping for her, someone cocked her little smug tail, and had long forgotten the unhappiness of this group of people just throwing leaves to spit on her.

Seeing this, I resolutely fell in love with this lovely person who is true, pure, perfect and beautiful. This princess from Xiliang often talks about "what kind of cool girls we are, what kind of cool men we are", and from time to time gets rid of the identity of the crown princess and plays games in the streets.

Go to the teahouse to listen to books and enjoy music. If someone is provocative, make a fuss. If you are outnumbered and can't win, then take Adu and run away. Some people's theory is: Isn't there a saying in the Central Plains that "heroes don't eat short-term losses"? Shepherd would rather lose wool than sheep.

I like to wander in the street and watch the excitement. For example, if someone sells his body to bury his father, someone can scrape the dead into a living liar's body; Naughty and exposed swindlers tease and scold, and people are dragged away by Adu if they want to fight.

I was really bored, so I went to the bar for a drink. The wine there is Hu wine from the western regions, and the people there are also Hu people from the western regions. It will make people feel a little at home there. Her home, the west cool she never forgets, when will dad send someone to see her?

Someone's reckless niche lives happily. If nothing else, just because my husband was married for three years, he was naturally abandoned and the palace was quiet. How can anyone stand such a simple and active temper? So I snuck out to entertain myself.

I still know someone's name from a mysterious white jade Gu Jian.

In fact, we have always wondered why Xiaofeng doesn't remember Gu Jian. Although Gu Jian appeared inexplicably, why did Adu ask Xiaofeng: Are you sad? I also looked at Xiaofeng with pity. At that time, I thought Xiaofeng was having an affair with Gu Jian, and then I was hit by a stick. -_-|||

Xiaofeng, yes, someone's real name. People with childlike innocence are broad-minded when dealing with people, and what is revealed in their words is magnanimity. Playing ball on weekdays reflects the wantonness of galloping on the grassland. Occasionally, when I feel depressed, I miss my hometown infinitely. I am proud of being a girl in Xiliang and worship Xiliang.

Xiaofeng's in-laws, you are supreme. That sinister and ugly place, in Xiaofeng's eyes, is just a group of boring people, doing some boring things that they can't understand every day. All the intrigue was seen by Xiaofeng, passed through her childlike innocence, and then described by her, and I felt infinite embarrassment and shame.

How can the so-called Central Plains people's nine turns and eighteen bends be as straightforward as her one-track mind?

The so-called flattery and foresight of the Central Plains people can't match her gentleness and frankness.

I am ashamed and envious. That's the innocence I always wanted.

How can such a small maple make us not love?

So, I watched her fight every day, make jokes, occasionally make a little trouble, and copy books and be punished; Fight with your husband. If you really don't like him, fight with him. Then there is the puzzling Gu Jian, who insists on taking her away. This day is really calm and carefree. She is heartless and enjoys it. We laugh at this article.

Bandits are bandits. Just when I finally put my heart into my stomach and thought it was a relaxed and slightly joyful little white composition, I immediately fell from the sky bit by bit and changed a pen. This long process is really torturing people's hearts. If it doesn't kill you, it won't be a big book.

It is really a bitter feeling, a sad life and a tragic ending.

The beginning of all abuse stems from a serious illness of Xiaofeng's husband. Oh, I forgot to mention that Xiaofeng's husband, the prince of the dynasty, is called Li Chengyin. Li Chengyin's name appears at the beginning of the article for no other reason. Xiaofeng never calls her husband by his first name. For some reason, we just don't like this man.

Zhao Liangdi, the beloved princess of Li Chengyin, was framed by the queen and exiled to Shu Ren. Li Chengyin was very sad and had a serious illness. When Xiaofeng was forced to visit, Li Chengyin accidentally grabbed Xiaofeng's hand. This catch is a whole night, so that Xiaofeng's free and easy heart is like a dragonfly, making waves and quietly leaving a seed. Later, after Li Chengyin gave his life to save him, the seeds sprouted, the branches scattered and the leaves scattered. When he suddenly woke up, he found that he had fallen in love with him deeply.

Since then, I have been deeply involved.

Two people who are getting better and better together went to the kiln in disguise. This is the most hip-hop bridge, but it has become the beginning of tragedy. An assassin kidnapped the emperor in the kiln, and Li Chengyin wanted to exchange himself for the emperor. Xiaofeng can't stand it. She was naive and kind, fell in love with Li Chengyin, put herself in danger and became a hostage. Li Chengyin confessed for the first time in front of everyone: "If you dare to hurt my wife for half a minute, I, Li Chengyin, will break every inch of your flesh and let you die a natural death!" You let her go at once, and I promise you can leave safely at this time, as you say. There are arrows like this! "(click! Break the arrow. -_-|||)

Silly Xiaofeng was moved. Maybe Li Chengyin is really emotional at this time, but Xiaofeng shouldn't believe it. How can a man take his words seriously? Isn't there a saying: it's better to believe in ghosts than to trust men to break their mouths. So when Xiaofeng was taken to Chengtianmen by Gu Jian, she saw the familiar figure and Zhao Liangdi behind her, and she was heartbroken and vomited blood. Gu Jian's cold words are still in my ears: "In front of the world, what do you think you are-a person who wants to be an emperor will inevitably be cold-hearted." If nothing else, I brought you here as a prisoner. Do you want Li Chengyin to save you? "

Yes, I'm really interesting. It is always different to think that you have paid so much, but it is just wishful thinking. This Lantern Festival, he and his Zhao Liangdi went back and forth. Maybe he had forgotten his kidnapped wife. At the moment of falling to the ground, at the moment of falling into a coma, Xiaofeng finally remembered the past.

Everything will be revealed slowly.

Forgetting Sichuan water means forgetting your own feelings.

It turns out that I have died, three years ago in the forgotten river.

It was a decisive jump, a dead-set indifference, a sadness after betrayal, and an irreparable despair. Gu Xiaowu, who waited in the sand dunes for three days and nights, is gone. Gu Xiaowu, who killed the baiwenhang king for her, is gone. Gu Xiaowu, who left a horse at their wedding, will not come back. Gu Xiaowu, who was waiting for her with a red belt, was obliterated. Gu Xiaowu, who was willing to catch one hundred fireflies for her, died.

Turned into a stone-hearted, cold-blooded Li Chengyin. Ironically, she has always been a pawn in his hand, but she doesn't know it.

She is a cover-up for him to approach the western countries, and she is a way for him to destroy the Huns. She promised his heart and took him home, but he betrayed her, ruined her home, ruined her country and used her trust on their wedding night. And his father who was driven crazy and his mother who was forced to die.

One side is the person you love, and the other side is the enemy of the country. Who can tell her how to choose?

She owes everyone except Li Chengyin. She swore to the gods that she would kill him one day. She waved a knife at him, but she could not kill him. He even said to her calmly: I wronged you. Don't do such a foolish thing.

Ha ... stupid? Trusting him is the stupidest thing she has ever done in her life.

She said, "If you do one thing for me, I will marry you wholeheartedly." "I want you to help me catch a hundred fireflies."

He said, "It's winter, and there are no fireflies."

She asked him, "Do you really like me? Even a little sincerity? "

He didn't answer her, but turned away.

So when she stood on the top of the cliff, she chose to forget and forget with death.

I didn't choose to marry you, but I have the right to choose life and death.

Forgetting Sichuan water means forgetting your own feelings.

I will forget you forever!

Xiaofeng, finally awake, buried all her sufferings in her heart, guarded Adu, carefully stayed in the East Palace and continued to be her crown princess. But she privately discussed with Adu, and they fled to Xiliang, and she went back to her home. Because she can't face Li Chengyin anymore. That time when she woke up, he came to see her. She stabbed him with a hairpin unexpectedly, making her understand again that she can't kill him, she can't kill him. After three years of wandering, she fell in love with him again. What a sad and ridiculous fate.

On that occasion, Li Chengyin accompanied her into the Forgotten River. He said, I will forget with you.

It turns out that she is not the only one who is suffering and struggling. Who caused whose disaster? Who became whose pain? Who suffers more?

Xiaofeng said that forgetting is always happier than remembering. For example, Li Chengyin now. Li Chengyin, who doesn't remember, asked Xiaofeng: Gu Xiaowu is so good that you care about my love for you, so good that you throw a knife at me?

When Xiaofeng fell into the whirlpool of court struggle again, Li Chengyin did not extend a hand of trust, but carried Xiaofeng into the cold palace. But men have the overall situation, so women's infatuation is as small as dust and worthless in front of men's overall situation. This is something destined to be sacrificed and abandoned.

When Li Chengyin put Xiaofeng in his own game again, Xiaofeng almost lost Adu, and when Gu Jian died to save Adu, Xiaofeng gave up Li Chengyin completely. It turns out that everything is the layout of Li Chengyin. Everyone in the bureau has it, including himself. He keeps saying who he loves.

While saying that you love yourself, you betray your trust in him.

Ah ... what a ridiculous man. A person who wants to be an emperor is doomed to be heartless and cold-blooded. After all, you are not Gu Xiaowu who is willing to catch a hundred fireflies for me.

Loving you has become an unbearable burden in my life

When Xiaofeng stood on the wall, it was like the top of forgetting Sichuan that day. She smiled and said to Li Chengyin, "Will you help me catch a hundred fireflies?" ?

Li Chengyin asked her instead: What's so good about Gu Xiaowu?

Yes, what's so good about Gu Xiaowu? But I will never tell you.

Turn around and fly down, finally free, it's all over. I will forget you forever, Gu Xiaowu.

Li Chengyin tore heart crack lung roar from the wall, but it's all over. Reminding you of everything is my biggest punishment for you.

The dead are liberated, and the living are punished. Use his life to atone, to miss the despair he can never have.

Stop tears, retreat to the edge of the cliff and dry the scars of love.

The price of courage is to let go of yourself first and love mercilessly, and everything becomes false.

I am eager to give up, get hurt again, and touch the long-lost struggle.

The price of happiness may only be instantaneous. Do you dare to ask?

Injuries are so dense that they can only trample on life.

If love can be carefree, what can God do? Dare to love, hate and lose.

I don't want the end of the world, I just want tears to fall happily.

Love me. Are you scared? Tears, have you forgotten?

My heart is waiting for the rain, and tears have reached my cheeks.

Love me. Are you scared? Is your heart dead?

One more step and you'll be on the cliff.

Author: Beichen Guang