Life humor jokes and stories

? Alas, I feel that Journey to the West is not good-looking after my debut in vain? Well, this is the difference between no horse and a horse! ? The following are life humor jokes and stories arranged by the joke column. Let's laugh together!

Life humor jokes (1) 1 and 8 1 year-old father went to Canada from Hong Kong to see his son. Although he is old, he is full of energy and goes out for a walk every day. As he can't speak English or ask for directions, his son is worried that he will get lost. One afternoon, he took a long walk. When he got home, his son greeted him and asked him if he was in trouble. The old man smiled and said, don't worry, I took precautions and wrote down the name of this street. ? Then he took out a piece of paper from his trouser pocket and proudly showed it to his son. It originally said:? NOEXIT (this road is blocked). ?

2. poop-poop: it has been imitated and never surpassed. Tencent: I have been imitating and have not been sued. Thunder: I have been sucking blood and never care about users. Storm: I've always been a rogue and I've never been caught. Rising: Always entertaining, never killing viruses.

3. Mongolia is a pure landlocked country, but it has a navy department. Brother asked curiously:? You don't even have a sea. What the hell is the Admiralty? ? The Mongolian disdained to answer:? Don't you also have a football association?

I once bought a bottle of Sprite, and after a few mouthfuls, I felt that the taste was wrong. Look at the date of production, but I didn't read it. I looked at the bottle carefully. Boy, it's Leibi, who sprayed all my drinks.

5. My final exam results were poor, and my Chinese and English scores were 30-40. When I took my report card home, my aunt was very dissatisfied after reading it. I showed it to my uncle. My uncle enlightened my aunt and said that it was quite good. They are all within 40 points and above 30 points. Impartial. . . Then my aunt sent me 500 lucky money.

Life humor joke (2) 1, group travel, staying in a hotel, a leader is afraid of getting up late the next morning.

Ask the receptionist loudly: Waiter, will you call the bed or not?

The waiter blushed and whispered, generally. ?

The leader asked loudly again:? What time is it usually called?

The waiter's voice is even lower: that depends on your needs. ?

My colleague gave me a banana after work. Put it in the western trouser pocket and go to catch the subway before eating.

Unfortunately, I met a middle-aged aunt on the road. Aunt turned to look at me innocently, then at my bulging trouser pocket, and said earnestly, young man, I can be your mother. . . @papar333

I am a bank teller.

One day, an aunt came to withdraw money, but I forgot the exact number. Anyway, the score is 50.

I want to find a whole book for her according to my work habits. I said, Aunt, do you have fifty?

Aunt first stared blankly for a moment, then smiled and said, it's still fifty. My children are over forty. ?

Life humor jokes (3) 1, crow's mother is ill, and the little crow looks at her mother's haggard appearance in the hospital bed and cries with distress: Mom, get better soon. Don't leave me! ?

Mom said with emotion:? Good boy, if only you weren't a crow mouth.

Mother crow, pawn.

2、? If I feel happy, I will chop my hands?

? Hey?

? If I feel happy, I will chop off my feet?

? Hey?

? The songs that cannibals love to sing when cooking.

3. Rebecca? The people in the hall told me how you got here.

? Hold your breath compared with others

? and then

? I won

One day, a patient with a heart attack was admitted to a hospital.

Doctor a:? How did the patient get sick?

Doctor b:? Grandpa carried a bucket of water early in the morning to help his son wash the car and climbed up and down for an hour and a half! ?

Doctor a:? Oh, overwork, right?

Doctor b:? Don't! ?

Doctor a:? That's because ... ...

Doctor b:? Finally, it was found that it was not his son's car, so he had a heart attack. ?

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