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"The Scholar Comes" warns of drunk driving ... Li Bai is drunk and has hundreds of poems about fighting wine; Song Wu was drunk and dared to beat the tiger flat. ...

Li Bai was drunk and wrote hundreds of poems about drinking. Song Wu was drunk and dared to beat the tiger flat; Bajie is drunk and wants to show his true colors. If you are drunk, don't go through the gate of hell. Your father is Li Gang, who was also injured by drunk driving. Don't drink while driving, put the car away after drinking. Whoever is not drunk for a thousand cups regrets the car accident like a tiger. He has a background, and you only have a back. Drink two or three glasses less, and it won't hurt your feelings. Whether you are drunk or not, you can't escape the traffic police and be invited in the ward or cell. When you are away from home, your wife tells you to drink less and drink more. Who is not drunk after a thousand glasses of wine? Don't regret the accident.