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What good time-travel novels are there? If you don't like clean clothes, the hostess had better be humorous.

Little night-my next wife's carefree days. . .

synopsis

I have seen the ugliness of my aunt's competition at home. She just wants to move out of this high-rise compound, live a clean life in the mountains with her brother who lives alone, eat well and sleep well, which has nothing to do with the birds and all kinds of flowers and plants in Doby.

However, an imperial edict of the old fox sent her to the gate like the sea, and brought her and Wang Ning, who is as noble as heaven and man, to the ugliness and fierceness in the eyes of others. Although the heart is unwilling, the feelings are unwilling, but the sacred will is hard to violate.

Therefore, on their wedding night, she changed from a happy bride to a poor next wife ... She never thought of really participating in the report, but things didn't seem to be solved. ...

Wu nan's embarrassment

Content: What is BMW? Handsome, step aside! As an educated woman, how can she endure the backward life without computers, chocolates and flushing toilets? You have to wear it back anyway! Gu Qingqiao's own life legend, advancing with the times, spoofing gossip, makes no sense, and a bloody case caused by a bowl of braised pork.

"Why do you want to cross? ! Why should I wear it? ! "

"Don't wear will catch cold ..."

If you ever thought this was just a travel novel, ...

"Two orioles sing green willows and an apricot goes out of the wall."

"Mochow has no bosom friend in the road ahead, but an apricot tree is out of the wall."

"There is plenty of grass in the sea, and there is an almond in the wall."

"As soon as Houmen entered the deep sea, an almond emerged from the wall."

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Hey, rz!

Unfortunately, we all guessed the front, but we couldn't guess the ending of the story. ...

In this article, the heroine is notorious for her black belly. She occasionally dresses up as a pig to eat a tiger, and occasionally plays tricks with the concubines riding on her head, and her life is quite leisurely.

Grab the child by the hand and drag him away. Author: There are no diseases in the world.

Official documents and letters

I am a princess, and I am a stupid princess.

Born in the palace, I look as ordinary as radish and cabbage in the field.

For a whole year, my expression was always dull and my eyes were always confused.

But in fact, I know the secret of this palace.

Including hers, his and theirs.

I am so carefree in the palace, and I firmly believe that I will always be so stupid.

Grab your son's hand and drag him away. Son said no, good, close the door and let the dog go. (deadpan)

About the hostess: playing the fool fully distracted, heartless, occasionally a little worse, a little darker, maybe look on coldly, actually a little dark, life is full of cold jokes everywhere.

About men: A beautiful man is a king, and he can be as cute as he wants. His personality is at sixes and sevens, his temper hides the knife when he smiles, his belly is filled with ink, and his belly is black and treacherous.

I stay, so I am, and I am thinking about my superiority.

There is no disease in the world, and we strive to create the first black woman in the world. When the golden branches and jade leaves meet with the favored ones of heaven, who plays with whom? !

Let me introduce these three books first. . . It feels good. . . O(∩_∩)O~ .。 .