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Ma Bao's hairstyle was angry, but she wanted to cut the lid of the pot, but she was "off the mark". Mengwa: Let me cry for a while. what do you think?

"Baby, is it particularly hot? Come on, I'll cut your hair. It's cool to cut it short! "

This sentence is well-founded, and the child can't help but believe it, so he goes to be a mouse.

But do parents have the skills to cut hair? We have to draw a big question mark!

1. "unreliable dad" gives the baby a haircut. After seeing the cut braid, my daughter wanted to cry without tears.

Interest index: ★★★★★

Pit baby index: ★★★★★★★

A father took his daughter out for a stroll, and suddenly on a whim, he went to the supermarket and bought a pair of scissors to cut his daughter's hair.

"Daughter, lovely, dad gave you a haircut! Look at the sun, your hair is thick and hot! It's cool for dad to cut your hair! "

The daughter refused in her heart, but she couldn't stand her father's nagging, so she leaned down reluctantly and let her father wreak havoc on herself.

I saw my father with scissors, and with a click, he cut off the ponytail on his daughter's right side and showed it to her.

The moment I saw the braid, my daughter looked lonely. I believe she must be shouting to her father: "I really want to cry!" " "

Of course, dad didn't notice his daughter's expression. On the contrary, he felt that his haircut skill was full, and immediately put his hand on his daughter's other ponytail. ...

At this point, the daughter's expression can only be described as wanting to cry without tears. Many netizens criticized the father after seeing this video:

"It's bad luck to have such a father in order to play tricks on children who are not sensible!"

"Why don't you get a nice haircut? Even if the weather is hot, people are still a girl. "

"I think that little girl always wants to cry, but she is holding back."

Dear Ma Bao, Dad, do you think this dad did the right thing?

2. Dad used a colander to cut his son's hair, and the child's eyes were full of "resentment": Dad, just Doby me.

Interest index: ★★★★★★★

Pit baby index: ★★★★

Under normal circumstances, professional hairdressers use hair clippers, scissors, wooden combs and hair dryers!

However, this father is not simple, and the hairdressing tool he uses is unexpected, that is, a colander!

The father put the colander on the child's head, not to mention, it is just the right size, and the baby's hair emerges from the hole of the colander and can be shaved off with scissors or electric clippers.

However, although my father has a good idea, his skills still need to be improved. At least the child's eyes have explained everything, full of "resentment"! DouMa believe that his heart must want to say:

"Dad, just tease me!"

Seeing this behind the scenes, netizens also joked:

"My son cut it for him himself. If I had seen this video earlier, I would have learned from this father's creativity! "

"The child's eyes speak for themselves!"

Ma Bao was angry when she cut her hair, but she wanted to cut it into a "jarhead", but it "deviated from the direction". Mengwa: Let me cry for a while.

Interest index: ★★★★

Pit baby index: ★★★★★★★

Of course, not only dad, but also mom!

The mother turned into "Teacher Tony" and gave her children a haircut at home. (Teacher Tony: Barber Shop Master)

Mother wanted to cut a "pot cover" for her son, so she prepared a bowl, put it on her son's head and let him hold it, so that she could cut her hair along the edge of the bowl.

However, people are not as good as days! Children have no patience, how can they always carry bowls? Before you know it, the bowl is crooked, and finally "off course" directly. ...

Seeing this picture, the mother also laughed and comforted the child: "It's not my fault. Why don't you help the child?" Forget it, it's almost the same as the result anyway. "

After looking in the mirror for half a minute, the child couldn't help crying. "Go away and let me cry for a while!" "

Seeing this, Douma is also very distressed by this child, blaming these parents for wanting to show off in an ostentatious manner!

Dad: I laughed and peed, hahaha! Contracted my jokes for a month!

@ Jenny's mother: This "Miss Tony" can be laid off!

4. The baby's own hairstyle is on fire, and it is too shameful to cut it into a "fire cloud evil god"!

Interest index: ★★★★★

Self-pit index: ★★★★★★★

The film Kung Fu directed by Stephen Chow has created many images that are deeply rooted in people's hearts, one of which is the fire cloud evil god played by Liang Xiaolong.

A baby hates hot weather, but wants to take off his coat, but his grandmother stops him. He wants to give himself a haircut to cool off. I don't know where he found the electric hair clipper. When he came up, he screamed on his head. Soon, he will turn himself into a "fire cloud evil god."

After seeing this scene, netizens also gasped and vomited: "Is this baby too hard for themselves?"

What should parents pay attention to when they give their baby a haircut?

1. Haircutting technology

Parents can give their children a haircut, but don't be too casual. They are not mice, they can do experiments for you at will! You know, children also have self-esteem, and parents cut their hair rashly. If they don't cut well, it will hurt their self-esteem and be bad for their mental health!

Therefore, parents may not have learned professional haircut knowledge, but at least they must have a correct attitude. "Drawing a gourd ladle" is ok!

2. Hairdressing tools

Barber tools should be professional, don't take a colander again!

Children's electric hair clipper, also known as hair clipper, can be used to help boys repair broken hair. Pay attention to whether the cutter head is smooth before use.

Barber scissors are mainly used to cut girls' hair and repair boys' broken hair above their heads and ears. Be careful that the top of the scissors is not too sharp.

Combs, hair dryers and gowns are all necessary tools, and they are indispensable!

If you don't have these tools at home and your parents don't have any skills, the above two points are invalid. Take the baby to the barber shop! Don't hurt the baby!