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The level of table tennis players in China is obvious to all, so the age change is not for international competitions at all, but for domestic youth competitions. Of course, the result of your change and mine is that many people change their ages in order to achieve the actual and true equivalence effect.
Among the familiar players, except for a pair of women's doubles with good strength before, most of the players in the women's team have the experience of changing their ages.
The person with the biggest age change should be M of the men's team. There is a famous joke that M's mother once took out a photo and proudly said, "This is the photo of our family M 198 1 when it won the prize in the children's competition." According to the official age, 198 1 year-old is really a rare genius to participate in the children's group competition. The age gap of table tennis should be reflected in technology, experience and physical strength, while the age change of volleyball is more reflected in strength and height.
According to the reporter, it is also common to change the age of volleyball, but few people are caught. As long as the parties insist that they have not changed their age, it is difficult to find the so-called evidence by themselves. But this year, the Shanghai women's volleyball team was caught by the tail, which can be said to be the first time that the "age gate" broke out in the volleyball world.
Like CBA, the order book of the National Women's Volleyball League has been carefully studied. Later, it was found that there was something wrong with the Shanghai women's volleyball team-it was not inconsistent with last season, but the birth certificate. Ma is the most conspicuous. The official date of birth is198610.0019, but according to insiders, she was actually born in 1983. Zhang Lei also changed his age. The original order was1985 65438+1October1,but it was actually1982 on June 9. Different from other events, diving and gymnastics change their age to reduce the "cost"-athletes in the pre-development stage are more likely to do movements without worrying about weight gain. However, the age of China Gymnastics Team was still tangled by the International Sports Federation until after the Beijing Olympic Games. Before the Beijing Olympic Games, He Kexin and Yang Yilin were accused by foreign media that they were under the age of 16 stipulated by the IFs. In this regard, the China Gymnastics Team used birth certificates, household registration books, ID cards, passports, etc. to prove that all the personnel of the China Gymnastics Team met the standards, but it was suspected that these materials had been revised.
After the Beijing Olympic Games, the age survey of China women's gymnastics team by international sports federations continued until the 2000 Sydney Olympic Games. The reason is that the contestant of Sydney Olympic Games said in an interview with CCTV last year that she was only 14 years old when she participated in the Sydney Olympic Games, while Dong, another contestant of Sydney Olympic Games, noted in the blog that she was born in 1985, which infers that she was only 15 years old at that time.
20 10 On February 27th, the International Gymnastics Federation announced the investigation results of the age fraud of the China Gymnastics Women's Team in Sydney Olympic Games. After investigation, Dong's age was tampered with, and the results of Sydney Olympic Games and 1999 World Championships were cancelled. Due to insufficient evidence, her teammate Yang Yun was warned and punished.
20 10 On April 28th, the International Olympic Committee officially announced that China's women's gymnastics team, including Dong, who was below 16, had been deprived of the bronze medal of China's women's gymnastics team and awarded to the United States. The recorded history of changing the age of players in China began at 1983. At that time, China sent a U 19 youth team to participate in the competition abroad, but the ages of most players in the team were not true. The most famous player on the team actually changed his birth year from 1957 to 1964, and suddenly he became six years old!
Since 1983, news about players changing their ages has appeared every year in China football, but some of them have little influence and are ignored. 1985, a group of U 16 players, including Xie Yuxin, participated in the large-scale Asian regional competition and were also rated as promising stars. But in fact, Xie Yuxin changed his birth year from 1965 to 1969, and many teammates in the team also changed their ages and became U 16-age players.
In the following years, the "age-related" scandals of famous players in China appeared year after year. For example, in 1987, Gao Hongbo was born in 1966 but participated in the U 19 competition that year; Deng Lejun, born in 199 1 and 1969, changed his birth year to 1974 and participated in the U 17 competition. Even funnier, Deng Lejun later changed his age to 197 1 and 1973. 1993, China U 17 National Youth Team participated in the Asian Youth Championship, and many players, such as Yu Genwei, Qu Shengqing, Li,, and so on, all dropped at least two years. The famous "big case" of collective overage was the Olympic team in 1992. At that time, all the players in the team were reported to have been born in 1969, but it was later proved that Fan Zhiyi, Jiangjin and Li Bing were born in 1968. The biggest joke comes from attacking 1996 and two Olympic teams in the 2000 Olympic Games. Few players on the team were real at that time. Liu Yue, a member of the Olympic team from 65438 to 0996, was the oldest member of the team, whose age was changed to five years. In 2000, the Olympic team was not to be outdone. The generation of Jianlibao players who have high hopes from China football, except a few players such as Li Jinyu, are generally two years younger. Even so, the two Olympic teams did not rush into the Olympic Games.
After 2000, people are relatively familiar with the event of players changing their ages in China. For example, many Olympic athletes, such as Chen Tao, dare not take the bone age test. Two-thirds of the players in the junior national team led by Gao Hongbo are over-aged, and Zhou Haibin is accused by Liaoning officials of falsely reporting his age.
In the men's soccer competition of the 10th National Games in 2005, Liaoning team will face Shandong team in the semi-final. Liao Fang claimed that Zhou Haibin changed his age, which made him qualified to participate in the National Games: Zhou Haibin's registered age in Dalian Sports School was1July 984 19, and after joining Shandong Luneng, his registered age was changed to1July 985 65438.
In 2000, Olympic athlete Li Tie trained in the national team. On a rest day, Li Tie was exposed to check in with a mysterious woman in black in a hotel, and public opinion was suddenly in an uproar. The negative impact of this incident is too great. Finally, Li Tie's family had to speak out. "Our iron son has more than twenty years old. Is it abnormal to have a girlfriend? " However, Li Tie's registered birth year was 1977, which should have been only 23 years old. In 2000, Hao Wei, a member of Shandong team, used violence against his wife, who called the police. In this dispute, Hao Wei's age has become a focus, because it is directly related to whether he married early. During the development of the event, there are five versions of Hao Wei's birth year, from 1973 to 1977, spanning an Olympic cycle, with a difference of five years from the smallest to the largest. At that time, the consensus of all parties was that Hao Wei changed his birth year from 1975 to 1977 before accepting Jianlibao's qualification to study in Brazil. Ironically, Hao Wei changed her birth year to 1973 in order to register her marriage in advance. 1995, a famous star represented a team in the national primary school league. When this gentleman went to watch the away game, he actually brought a razor and shaved every morning. A star registered to be born in 1977 spoke at the wedding, "My wife was born in 73, and I was born in 75." Another former Olympic player who became famous as a teenager was interviewed when he hit the Athens Olympic Games in 2003: "I watched the summer of 1990 in Italy. I was 14 years old that year. " Then, in 2003, he was 27 years old, but he participated in the Olympic Games for athletes under 23.
In September, 2003, China Football Association decided to impose a two-year ban on Yang Lin, a member of Shandong Luneng National Youth Team who was born in Jiangsu. Yang Lin's real date of birth was 1983, and later it was changed to 1986, and her age changed to three years. Tang Zhengdong of Jiangsu team has become the focus of attention. Last season's order book, Tang Zhengdong's birth year was 1984, but the new season's order book was obviously changed to 1982. In addition, Zhang Qingpeng, the national player of Liaoning team, was born in 1985 last season, but the subscription book for the new season has been changed to 198 1 year, which is still four years short. Besides those who change their age, there are also those who change their age. Han Dejun's birth year 1989 differs from his previous birth record 1987 by two years.
According to the investigation of the Basketball Association, there are 36 players whose ages are different from those declared before this season, and according to many inquiries from reporters, the ages of CBA players have changed much more. So, how did they realize the "dream" of "20 years this year, next year 18"? An insider took Jun A, one of the 36 players, as an example, saying that southern players always held two ID cards.
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