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There is a singer singing! Finish singing! Four judges fainted. Three! Only one person is crying! Say it to that singer! Big brother! People sing for money! You sang so well! An Indian, an American and a China are talking about the good wine in that country! So they got mice to do experiments! The Indian gave the mouse a glass of beer! The mouse took five steps and fell down. America gave the mouse whiskey! The mouse took three steps and went to China to drink spirit Erguotou for the mouse! The mouse didn't fall! So I ran into the mouse hole! Mouse, go in for a while! Take out a brick and say it out loud! Where is the cat? A Shaanxi native opened a restaurant in Chinatown, New York. His son was a waiter, his mother was responsible for collecting money, and his father was a chef. One day, a foreigner came to the store and ordered a set meal. In the middle of it, it crashed and broke the soup bowl. The son ran over to have a look and said, "The bowl is broken!" The foreigner thought, "One dollar." ... "My mother came to see it when she heard the noise. She saw a broken bowl on the ground and asked, "Who broke it? "The foreigner thought," Three dollars? ..... "The son said," He called! The foreigner thought, "Ten dollars? ! "Mom said," I want to make another bowl! " The foreigner thought, "happiness and one?" ! ? ! ..... "Dad was chopping vegetables in the kitchen. When he heard a noise outside, he ran out to see what was going on. In my hurry, I forgot to put down the kitchen knife. Dad, five big and three thick, stood in the restaurant with a kitchen knife. When the foreigner saw it, his heart beat faster and his blood pressure rose sharply, but it was his words that broke his heart. Dad said to his son who was scooping soup on the heating stove, "Hot, less!" " "Foreigner:" 10,000 ... "(The foreigner took out his wallet from his pocket at an amazing speed, poured all the money on the table, and then ran to the door like Liu Xiang ...) I still have a lot of my QQ4 19546854. My classmates and I make jokes every day! Call me if you like.