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Why is it addictive to raise more meat?
"That's right! I think I'm an "eight combo"
"It's hopeless." "Isn't that me?"
"All in. Don't save me, if this is a disease, let me be terminally ill! "
"No, no wonder I can't raise it well."
Then here, there is another question: why is it addictive to raise more meat? Stuck so many meat lovers? !
Wikipedia himself and his friends around him are raising balconies. During the period of severe addiction, meat, like spare money, is packed in boxes at home.
Other meat friends also said:
@ Minguk Song (I only believe in time): My girlfriend's mother has raised 7000 yuan. When the balcony at home can't fit, she sets up an office. If the office can't fit in, she will take the office aisle and buy one car at a time. Now she's going to see us off and ask us if we want it.
@ Yu Yu 1593520828: How many times a week do you receive the courier? It's all meat.
Encyclopedia once saw a joke on the Internet: I used to be asked to raise more meat at home to get rid of drugs, but now I say taking drugs or spending less money!
Although this is just a joke, it also reflects that fleshy meat is really poisonous to meat lovers!
It's just the reason, but I don't know?
@ Yu Chaoyan Danielle: I don't know, I am poisoned.
Hey, I just want to tell you: I don't know, I can't control myself at all. My roommate said it was foolish of me to buy more meat.
Because-
Cheap? Actually, meat is not cheap. One of the most popular sayings is that once you enter the meat pit, it is as deep as the sea. From then on, the wallet is a passerby.
Easy to raise? In fact, it's not easy to raise more meat, especially for novice meat lovers. Green disciples are the norm, and it's not bad not to raise dead. Even an old hand, it is inevitable to buy it at buy buy several times a year.
Cute, right? Fleshy is really cute and attractive? Are we such shallow people? (That's right! )
We like meaty, which starts with facial features, but Wikipedia believes that it really makes us addicted to meaty, not just because they are cute?
A meat friend said:
@ 3D Jerome: Because Rourou is a station agent. The unhappiness of life has been liberated here.
@ 京京京京京: It is a kind of positive energy to watch little things grow up and become beautiful in their own hands.
@squidah: It's very simple. It will look good if you buy it. If you can't raise it well, you can be so ugly that your mother won't recognize it, and you will cry. After your aftercare or surgery, you will have a gorgeous turn, because all the fleshy beauty is your wisdom and hard work.
Besides, each pot of meat will be very different. What meat looks like depends entirely on you. There is only one pot in the world, and it is entirely up to you to take the next route.
For its beauty, your heart breaks, just like taking care of a child. When it breaks down, you feel distressed. When you turn decay into magic, you will be as proud as your child's parents. This experience is very unique.
Other plants are not much different from common succulents. I feel that 80% of the beauty of plants is bought with money. Any two pots are alike as long as they are the same size. What it looks like basically depends on its mother, not on you, so the freshness of other magical plants is limited.
Therefore, when you meet Xiong Haizi and his relatives, the most distressing thing is fleshy, and others simply don't know what you have paid.
@ Lost de Pearl: Hahaha _ Personally, I think I like to watch them counterattack in my hands _
@ No Return: Because it's drugs! How many drug addicts have you met?
Encyclopedia thinks that there is a meat friend who summed it up quite reasonably:
1. In this era when face value is very important, temperament is of course more important.
2. Beauty and color are no match for Leng Yan and nobility.
No matter how other plants bloom, succulents only insist on being themselves.
4. If you don't really pay for the meat, it's hard to get out of the state again.
If you can keep the meat well, it proves that your heart has calmed down.
Raising more meat can increase your value and make you more interesting, so that you can find true love no matter how old you are.
With plenty of meat, everything at home will be full of vitality, and you will be in a good mood every day.
It has been said that "hobbies will make our hearts stronger". With enough meat, we will no longer be lonely.
9. The most important thing is that fleshy people have a long life span and can accompany us for a lifetime.
So, what makes you addicted?
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