Super-classic humorous jokes (selected 5 1 sentence)

1, how time flies! It was dark as soon as I got up.

2, thousands of Baidu looking for him, no illness to take two steps.

3, gorgeous turn, unexpectedly low-key hit the wall.

I never write wrong words, but I write fake words.

I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

6. I am so beautiful that I don't know who will be cheaper in the future.

7. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.

8. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

9. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and devil wears prada when I wear my clothes!

10, be a low-key person, as handsome as me, I didn't say.

1 1. Pies don't fall from the sky because we don't believe it.

12, why do handsome guys get special treatment, don't, spoil me?

13, don't use "honey trap" on me in the future, or I'll forget it.

14. What are the obstacles? My legs are still that long.

15, kindergarten-level high school student, congenital Mongolian frog head.

16. A joke means to make the speaker laugh with a phrase or a short story.

17, don't tell me any stories about the underworld of ordinary people.

18, others care about whether you fly high or not, and I don't care about you at all.

19, I have always liked you, but sometimes I just don't like humans.

20. I woke up early in the morning and thought I had grown up, but the quilt cover was horizontal.

2 1. No matter how old human members are, they are all young in the face of money.

22. Living with emotion is a tragedy, and living with reason is a comedy.

23. I hope that the school will implement OPPOR for five minutes and the class will be over for two hours.

24. I have a father and a mother, no car and no house, a wide range of interests and a kind heart.

25. After observing your life, I finally found the courage to live.

Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

27. Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

Don't look at me innocently like a puppy, it will make me want to eat dog meat.

29. You're fine. Why should I dream? I'm busy. Don't you know?

30. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

3 1, no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day, not only low ratings, but also low wages.

I know I have many advantages that you can't stand, so please reflect on yourself.

I will work hard, or others will say that I have nothing but good looks.

I have a bad temper because I am not full. If I get enough sleep, I will be cute.

35. The chemistry teacher asked, What about the gas leak? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

36. Although there is too much androgen in the body. But at least let others know that I am a woman.

37. Some people laugh at me for being timid. They are too timid. I am so envious.

38. Someone loves you silently. Will you be tempted to know? I think I'll change my mind.

Those who are handsome but don't know themselves are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

40. Most men will get a second chance to get married like Tang Priest in the process of learning the scriptures.

4 1. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I forgot all the answers at that time.

I love you, and I will never forget you. If there is someone more handsome than you in the future, that's another matter.

43. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, so beautiful.

Some people are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

45. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people also have thoughts. If a pig has a mind, it is not a pig, but a pig.

46. How can I say that I am handsome? I don't mind, but don't get involved with friends. They are just a bunch of innocent fools.

47. Fool people with pretending temperament, educate people with learned language, encourage people with copied words, and tease people with refined language!

48. Don't look down on yourself as long as your feet are still on the ground; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

49. A roadside vendor selling watermelons shouted "Don't charge if you are not ripe". I went to see him. I really don't know him. I picked up two watermelons and left.

Our destiny began thousands of years ago. That autumn, we played in the maple forest with fallen leaves like fire. You chase me. Finally, when you caught up with me, you kindly bit me. My name is Lv Dongbin.

5 1. I have been an unknown knight in the Jianghu until one day I met the most mysterious you in the legend and even called out your name. From then on, I also had a famous name in the Jianghu: Zhi Zhu Xia!