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How much is a square meter for a top-notch room in Qiqihar Zijin Huafu?
Once upon a time, I liked to tell a simple joke about sneezing: if you sneeze once, someone scolds you; if you sneeze twice, someone misses you. (At this time, first-time listeners will think expectantly, "Hit three, are there many people who want to hit it?") Hitting three... haha, it means you have a cold.
"What, you have a cold?" Shu asked with concern, not caring about joking with me.
"It's okay, I'm in good health!" I didn't think so and smiled easily, my eyes still on the computer screen.
Shu didn’t bother me. Time has become quiet again, and I enjoy this tranquility, leisurely and happy!
Thank you for understanding me. I just wait for him to make dinner and ask me to come out to eat. Within a few minutes I heard the door slam. It's weird, he just went home, why did he go out again! No matter what, I have to seize the time, follow the train of thought, and complete the fragment I am working on.
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