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Why are women beautiful and stupid?

A husband said to his wife, "Why did God make women beautiful and stupid?"

"Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God makes us so beautiful that men will love us; God made us stupid, so we have to marry them. "

A husband said to his wife: Why did God make women so beautiful but so stupid?

? Oh? His wife immediately replied,? There is a simple reason. God makes us so beautiful that people will love us. God made us so stupid that we married them. ?

A dead fly

Mr Smith: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup.

Waiter: Yes, sir, I know. It was the high temperature that killed it.

Mr Smith: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup.

Attendant: Yes, sir, I see. It was scalded to death.

Expensive. suggestion

After leaving a lady seeking advice on health problems, the doctor finally came to his table. Do you think I should send her a bill? The doctor asked the lawyer sitting next to him.

"Why not?" The lawyer replied. "You provided professional services by giving advice."

"Thank you," said the doctor. "I think I'll do that."

When the doctor went to his office the next day to send the bill to the woman, he found a letter from a lawyer. It says, "Legal service, 50 dollars."

The doctor finally came to the table after seeing off a lady who asked him about her health. ? Do you think I should sue her? The doctor asked the lawyer sitting next to him.

? What should I not do? The lawyer replied,? You provide professional services by giving advice. ?

? Thank you. The doctor said. It seems that I have to do this. ?

The next day, when the doctor went to the office to write the bill for the lady, he received a letter from the lawyer. The letter reads:? Please pay the legal service fee of 50 dollars. ?

I teach teachers.

Mother asked her little boy, dear, what did the teacher teach you today?

"Nothing, Mom," the son replied proudly. "On the contrary, she asked me how much one plus two equals, and I told her that it equals three."

The mother asked her little son, dear, what did the teacher teach you today?

The son said proudly, Nothing, Mom. Instead, she asked me what one plus two was, and I told her it was three.

A secret

"I only tell you this matter, you must keep it a secret for me."

"I believe that I will not only keep your secret, but I will also tell everyone to keep your secret."

A:? I only tell you this, please keep it a secret for me. ?

b:？ Don't worry, I will not only keep your secret, but also tell everyone to keep your secret. ?

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