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2022 toothache, take medicine, take photos, and send one to a circle of friends.
2. If you can't raise your toothache, you will pull it out.
3. I woke up with a toothache and my whole body was itchy. I don't know what's going on. It is uncomfortable when it hurts and itches. Health and happiness are too important.
4. Late at night, toothache. There are no suitable words to describe this pain.
5. Cold+swollen and inflamed gums, toothache is not a disease, it hurts terribly, and the terrible thing is that you can't eat, and it hurts when you eat your teeth.
6. I feel like I'm going to waste it and don't want to take any more medicine. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.
Although I have a toothache, it doesn't prevent me from eating like crazy.
8. By far the most expensive bowl of noodles is vegetarian noodles. Today is also a day of toothache.
9. My teeth have been hurting, so I decided to wear braces, which will be a troublesome process for a 26-year-old. Singing may also be affected in the near future, but the story of the Olympic Games reminds me that health is much more important than career. Students who have worn braces are welcome to share their treatment experience.
10. Toothache, dying, fate finally laid hands on my third wisdom tooth.
1 1. There are two things in the world that people can't extricate themselves. One is toothache, and the other is falling in love with someone.
12. Let's get rid of the epidemic as soon as possible. I want to have my tooth extracted, but the dentist won't open the door. After taking medicine for three days, I can't sleep in pain every night!
13. Ten minutes, twenty minutes, thirty minutes ... An hour has passed, and the toothache has not improved at all, but it is getting more and more painful.
14. I have a toothache, so my mother took me to Zhen Chen dental clinic for examination.
15. I have a toothache and a sore throat, so I don't know if it's a bad toothache or a bad sore throat. Anyway, it's just a mouthful of saliva, toothache and sore throat.
16. I was the only one who woke up with a toothache in the middle of the night. It really tortured me to sleep for a long time.
17. Toothache is not a disease. The pain is fatal and I can't sleep for a week. I took anti-inflammatory drugs for a week, but paralysis didn't work and it still hurt.
18. I slept with toothache last night 12 hours, and I took a medicine at work this morning.
19. I accidentally touched my teeth when I was turning, and my teeth were about to get sick. This tooth is broken again. It hurts so much that I'm grabbing the sheets.
20. A deciduous tooth above my mouth was attacked by dental bacteria. I rolled on the bed and hit my little face with my hand.
2022 toothache, take medicine, take photos, send one to the circle of friends (Part II), 2 1. As a result of my death, I was unwell, stayed up late, slept all day, ate ice cream, had a toothache, couldn't eat any food, and now I'm a little cold.
22. My teeth have been hurting, so I decided to wear braces, which will be a troublesome process for people over 70 years old.
23. If there are wisdom teeth that have not erupted, it is recommended not to eat spicy strips, which will cause toothache.
24. My toothache is bursting. I have been stimulated too much recently, and I am worried that it will explode.
25. I have a headache, toothache and neck pain today, so I can't get my money back. Really? Deep into the bone marrow.
26. I was tortured by toothache all night, and my mother finally bought me medicine at dawn.
27. I have a toothache when I think about you. You know, my tooth hurts like hell.
28. At noon on Saturday, I had a terrible toothache and began to cry. My mother said that the doctor hasn't gone to work yet, so let me hold on.
29. I licked my crooked teeth with my tongue again, and suddenly I became numb again. This numbness spread all over my body and finally turned into a pain caused by acupuncture.
30. I have a toothache now, and I feel terrible. Basically eat things that don't need a lot of chewing, and drink cereal in the morning.
3 1. But suddenly his teeth felt a sharp pain, which made him turn over in bed and scream.
32. Toothache has made my legs and feet numb. It's really going to collapse. Can this day pass?
33. Girlfriend, when your wedding dress lands, I will match my short skirt.
34. I suddenly began to have toothache these two days, and I feel more and more that I am going to have wisdom teeth. This feeling is not good.
35. Toothache is not a disease, it hurts to death! !
36. Just have a toothache all the time. You don't need to eat it, but it hurts when you chew it.
37. Why does toothache drool when sleeping? I'm afraid to lie down, but I can't live up to my sleep and bed.
38. I sat at the dinner table last night and ate with relish. Suddenly my toothache came again.
39. It was a Saturday night. For some reason, my tooth suddenly hurts. Soon, my left cheek was red and swollen.
40. I envy people who eat fast and fragrant, and people who have no trouble eating ribs and chicken feet. I have a bad mouth. I must chew slowly when eating. The soft little food made suits me best. My biggest fear is toothache.
A funny circle of friends with toothache speaks 40 sentences of copywriting.
Funny circle of friends with toothache, talk about copywriting (I) 1. Who can tell me why I still have a toothache when I have a cold? A stuffy nose and a sore throat are not enough? I still have a toothache. I have a toothache. I can't let people eat well.
2. When you are in a bad mood, your body will be disordered, and you will have a headache, toothache and sore feet.
I slept with toothache for 12 hours last night, and took a medicine at work this morning.
4. Cold+swollen gums, toothache is not a disease, it hurts like hell. The terrible thing is that I can't eat, and it hurts when I eat my teeth.
Recently, I have toothache, face pain, back pain at home, and I can't sleep well. Finally, I can get some air.
6. Why does toothache drool when sleeping? I'm afraid to lie down, but I can't live up to my sleep and bed.
7. I dance every day except when I sleep. I don't want to take medicine or get an injection.
8. Toothache is not a disease, it hurts to death! !
9. Toothache and sore throat, so I don't know whether it's a bad toothache or a bad sore throat. Anyway, it's just a mouthful of saliva, toothache and sore throat.
10. Toothache. I can't sleep. I regret having a root canal treatment. This tooth still hurts, and it feels heavy, rejecting foreign body sensation. Other teeth feel relaxed. This feeling is really heavy. I always feel in the way. I really want to pull it out.
1 1. I woke up with a toothache and couldn't eat anything. Why haven't I lost weight at all? This is not scientific.
12. If you have a stomachache, you don't want to eat. You can't take medicine without eating. If you don't take medicine, your stomach will hurt. If you have a stomachache, you don't want to eat.
It was a Saturday night. For some reason, my tooth suddenly hurts. Soon, my left cheek was red and swollen.
14. I ate a box of air-dried duck neck, and my teeth ached and my mouth ached all afternoon.
15. The most tormenting thing about love is not parting, but touching memories. You think you can go back by standing there.
16. toothache. My face is swollen and my saliva hurts. What a sad reminder!
17. I decided to wear braces, which may be a troublesome process for a 26-year-old.
18. I dare not eat this candy. I miss its sweetness, but I have a bad toothache. I don't know if it's the sugar or me.
19. Last night, I sat at the dining table and ate with relish. Suddenly, my tooth hurts again.
20. I have a toothache when I think about you. You know, my tooth hurts like hell.
A funny circle of friends with toothache talks about copywriting (2)1. Toothache has become a good Buddha these days. Adding a portion of unsweetened milk is my last stubbornness.
22. Today, I had a toothache, only to know that my little tooth is so powerful that it can make me hurt like an arrow through my heart, begging for mercy!
23. From then on, every day when the upper and lower teeth come into contact, toothache begins to attack, so I can't eat sweet and sleep well, and I feel listless all day.
24. The end result of eating stinky tofu is toothache caused by oral ulcer, and half of the face is swollen!
25. I don't want to take medicine every time I catch a cold, unless I have a bad pain or a fever. It's like being sleepy at night but not wanting to sleep. People are really strange.
26. The intensity of anesthesia used to be a toothache ... I don't know if it was the pain of pulling down or the pain of incision and suture.
27. Stress and irritability aggravated aunt's angry toothache.
28. I really convinced myself. I just went to the dentist yesterday and washed my teeth. As a result, I bought a bunch of candy and dessert bread, and I have a toothache today!
29. Tooth extraction hurts three continuous shooting. Why is it so painful to pull the second one? Fortunately, my face is not swollen.
30. In this world, apart from broken love, there are painful teeth.
3 1. My teeth have been very painful, and my mother took me to Zhen Chen Dental Clinic for examination.
32. I'm in a bad mood recently. My teeth hurt, and so do my gums. When yawning, my ears always ring, which is super uncomfortable.
33. When and when! When! Pulpitis toothache headache face pain! Taking medicine doesn't work! It hurts so much that I can't sleep at night
34. My teeth have been hurting, so I decided to wear braces, which will be a troublesome process for people over 70.
35. I have a toothache and you only insist on it in the middle of the night.
36. The day after my wisdom tooth was pulled out, I ate French fries today and now I have a toothache. I dare not tell my dad that I asked for it!
37. The grass of patience is bitter, but it will eventually bear sweet and soft fruit.
38. A painful toothache. My left side hurts. My gums hurt, too. Ho ho ho! Both cold water and hot water hurt!
I had a boiled egg for breakfast. I'm so hungry that I have a toothache that I can only drink milk.
40. On the sixth day of my return to Guangzhou, I suffered from oral ulcer for two days before my sadness, backache for two days, and now I have a toothache.
Suitable for wearing Hanfu, take photos and send pictures to friends circle, and extract 40 sentences from the copy.
Suitable for wearing Hanfu to take photos and send pictures to friends circle (I) 1. The first time I saw it, I was already moved. I was incompetent and I didn't have a good concentration. I have no regrets in my life. I am willing to accompany you to enjoy the rain, watch the snow, write a pen and write a poem for you.
Looking back on the Millennium, I get a little sadness in this life. You fell on my forehead, which made me laugh very hard from now on.
3. Nine horses painting mountains, a few days of life, with you all your life.
4. If I was white-haired and my face was late, would you still be like this, holding my hand and being gentle?
5. What a pain it is to lament the tears of beautiful women and the death of heroes. Mountains and rivers are always silent, how can we be happy?
6. A player enters a painting in his life. The actor takes off his makeup and the song is over.
7. Wearing a black robe, he looks very handsome, but because of the indifference on his face, he adds three points to his beauty. Although it is beautiful, it is also difficult to approach.
8. After several worries, draw a bunch of flowers with a flat eyebrow, and if the wind borrows drunkenness, turn over a few pages. Who wrote a dream book in the west wing? Don't be jealous, but also write a jade rabbit while taking advantage of the scenery
9. Cut idle clouds, flow the bright moon, and spend a year on mountains and rivers; A flash of life, a tree and a haze.
10. Time is quiet, you talk; The trickle of water is with you in the year; Prosperous, you are old.
1 1. It is better to lift the sand that can't be caught; If you can't keep your feelings, let go.
12. I like millions of Hanfu, but I can't afford Hanfu collection. I have been saving money, and prices have been rising. If you don't pay attention, it will be out of print.
13. If life is just like the first time, why draw a fan in the autumn wind!
14. I have been waiting for snow, but I can't wait for you. I waited several times for the Spring and Autumn Period, but my hair was covered with frost, but I couldn't wait for you. I waited for a sunny day and a bright moon, but I couldn't wait for you. I have waited for the spring water in the south of the Yangtze River and the dawn in the north, but I can't wait for you.
15. Spend a world. A leaf withers and flourishes. In a world, all the bad luck of birth is Tao.
16. Iraqis are haggard. Who are you drunk for? Feelings return, broken for whom! The sound of the piano fills the air, and the fallen leaves fall for whom! Memory, but quicksand, glitz, but dreams.
17. Lights and stars, sounds and songs are endless.
18. White colt, in the empty valley. A pile of grass is making forage, and the man's character is like Joan. Don't forget to take this letter after you leave. Don't forget friendship.
19. Fenghua pen and ink, backyard dust. Then the sky flashed and there was no hesitation. Three thousand miles of rivers and mountains have also been Penglai for forty years. Moss is stained with frost, and the mirror is full of color.
20. I have been alone for ten years, but I quit fighting because of your embroidered handkerchief.
Suitable for wearing Hanfu to take photos and send pictures to friends circle (Part II) 2 1. Who removes the lovesickness, who looks forward to the lover's return, who holds the tears of rouge, who draws Liu Yuemei, who complains about the song, who thinks about the reincarnation of tea, who wrongfully rewards his heart.
22. It's March again. I hope everything will be over soon, so I can put on my favorite Hanfu!
23. Forgetting is not misfortune, but real luck. Just forget everything like him.
24. I didn't know how to meet at that time, so I forgot my original intention.
25. Be sure to find someone you like very much, and then fall in love with Hanfu together.
26. Spring is still yesterday's spring, but the world has long lost your appearance.
27. If you are well-fed and share weal and woe with me, I will show my sincerity and accompany you. If you take Qi Mei's case and ask me to be caring and attentive, I will have compassion and protect you forever.
28. Ten years away from the mountain, after tomorrow-who can say? .
29. I am willing to accompany you for the rest of my life.
30. I really want to wear Hanfu to the Peach Blossom Garden.
3 1. It is obvious that it just passes under the flower branches, but when it turns around, it is a long mountain and a long water, and thousands of trees are lonely.
32. If I were in your heart, what about the 3,000 rivals in love?
33. If you give me a Hosta, I will keep your hair long. Wash away the lead, and the sun has gone out since then.
34. Looking back at the desert, the bright moon is at the head, and the evening breeze does not know how to worry, and there is no words to send love.
35. Month is not the past month, and spring is not the past spring. Only this body is the past.
36. A fairy who likes to wear Hanfu can make a small one, hang accessories and decorate it well. Beautiful people and beautiful hearts!
37. A cloud is a vortex, a jade is a shuttle, a blouse is thin, and a pair of snails are light.
38. May the harp be in the Imperial Palace, and the years will be quiet; I would like to hold your hand and grow old with my son.
39. The weather now is really suitable for wearing Hanfu! I decided to wear Hanfu to work tomorrow.
40. Personally, I like the way girls wear Hanfu. It looks good.
Cook by yourself, take photos and send a collection of 40 sentences to friends.
I haven't cooked for my family for a long time, so I have little time to cook for my family this weekend. My cooking skills need to be improved!
2. Be in an invincible position in the instant noodle industry. Is instant noodles braised, spicy or spicy?
3. The highest level of eating goods. I'll believe that when I see it.
When the weather is very hot, I just want to order takeout and don't want to cook it myself. When it's cold, my enthusiasm for cooking rises.
I haven't cooked well for a long time since I had Amber. Suddenly I miss the time when I used to cook carefully for my family. I have time this week and plan to cook a big meal with my family.
6. Using the best ingredients, grasping the opportunity and cooking a delicious meal for your family with love is a job full of ritual.
7. Eating delicious food is a pleasure. Cooking your own food is a kind of life.
8. Cooking by yourself is also a kind of enjoyment of life.
9. I always say that my circle of friends is not nutritious, so I will send a nutritious one.
10. Hotel five-star chef? I must have been afraid to grin in front of my wife and fell asleep immediately.
1 1. If you don't live up to yourself, if you don't make do with life, you deserve all the beauty in this world with your heart.
12. Enjoy cooking. Make yourself something delicious in your spare time. Love yourself and your taste buds.
13. Have plenty of food and clothing, make noodles if you want, and wash the pot after eating. Boys can find wives after cooking training.
14. Life has begun to add cream to my little puff.
15. The kitchen knife waved and sang happily, and the frying spoon danced and laughed happily. Babao's birthday cake was filled with vegetables, and the spoon and shovel in his hand jumped up happily.
16. It's good to cook by yourself. Today is the day when you can't afford pork.
17. Wife, are you hiding something from me? Are you a senior chef in a five-star hotel?
18. Today, Zhang's thoughts are split.
19. Please help yourself to something. I don't remember how many years I haven't cooked noodles for myself I cook at home.
20. In the past, sea water was difficult to turn into water, and fish-flavored shredded pork was served with chicken legs.
Cook and take photos by yourself and send them to a circle of friends (2)1. A person must take good care of himself, cook himself a delicious meal and enjoy life, and you will find that happiness is actually around!
22. What delicious food is not worth mentioning in front of my cooking?
I haven't cooked in the sun for a long time. Let's have some positive energy and happiness. I didn't feel really talented until I finished writing! Every picture posted in the circle of friends looks good, probably because my skills are good enough to make such a good dish!
24. A steaming kitchen embodies the vitality of a family and derives the greatest happiness of a family.
You may not believe it, but the pot moved first.
26. That happy little thing is called cooking.
27. My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang, where I eat all the food and talk all the time.
28. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.
I miss the school canteen very much, so I have to cook by myself after work.
30. I am only a teenager. Love can be late, but takeout can't.
3 1. Life with pots and pans is also very happy.
I used to like eating out, but now I like cooking at home.
33. It is the fairy who cooks today.
34. This kind of cooking has defeated 99% people.
Cooking for your family at home is undoubtedly an activity to gather popularity and add a harmonious atmosphere.
36. Smoke and fire. I like the process of cooking by myself every day recently. Sure enough, women are fickle. I didn't like cooking before, but I wanted to go out to eat and disappeared.
37. It is very pleasant to watch the beautiful dishes I cooked. Although I eat very little, I enjoy the process of creating delicious food.
38. After eating convenience stores for so many years, I'll cook it myself tonight.
39. No matter how others cook, it is also a dark dish, and I am a black hole dish.
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