Humorous stories about geography

Geography joke In geography class, the teacher asked, "Where is Brazil? Who discovered the new continent? " A Dai: "It's on page 5 1 in the geography textbook." The army classmate was sleeping, and the teacher called him to the podium and asked him to point out the new continent discovered by Columbus on the wall chart. The army pointed out the correct position. The teacher smiled with satisfaction: "Students, do you know who discovered the new continent now?" The students said in unison, "Great army!" Then the teacher asked the army, "What do the numbers below the new world mean?" The army replied, "It's Columbus' phone number. "homophonic jokes related to geography A." South China Sea Islands "Mr. Li is having a geography class. Sir: Where are the South China Sea Islands? Have you seen them? The students burst into laughter and shouted, "Yes, the front row!" "There was a boy named Zhu Dao in the class. Hint: South China Sea Islands (Ná NH ψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψψ96 A student: Jiang Yu from China? Jiang Yu from the Yangtze River or Jiang Yu from Heilongjiang? Mr. Li: Your geography score may be the last. A student: First come to Shudu? Then I will go to Sichuan to study. Tip: territory = =jiāngyù= = Jiang Yu; Reciprocal = dàOsh = to Shu c, "Three-level administrative divisions" Mr. Li: What are the three-level administrative divisions in China? A student: China's humorous remarks about the sexual characteristics of the third grade are not suitable for children. Hint: teacher (qhuà)≈ anecdote (qhuà)D, the first class teacher of "Regional Culture" is on maternity leave, and the school arranges Li Xian from a geographical background to replace him. One day, the monitor found Mr. Li and complained anxiously: "The blackboard newspaper in our class has not been published this month, and the school will evaluate it next week." Please set a theme and ask everyone to provide the manuscript. " Mr. Li thought for a moment and said, "Go back to class immediately and tell the students that this month's blackboard newspaper will take' regional culture' as the theme, so please contribute actively." The monitor returned to the classroom and announced it widely on the blackboard: please contribute actively to the theme of this month's blackboard newspaper-hell. America and Japan are in Asia. Mr. Li: How do you say that the United States and Japan are both in Asia? Global Connect: I said, what's wrong with being in Asia every day? Aren't I in Asia every day?