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Make up 1 spelling story.
There are many words that are easy to mispronounce, so you can refer to them.
In the middle school Chinese class, a boy was reading the article Baiyangdian, and he read "One boat jumped out of the lake", but he read "One boat jumped out of the lake" and burst into laughter. The boy felt ashamed.
In a hospital, the students were having a physical examination when a female nurse came out and shouted "Wang Fengsen". No one answered, and the female nurse shouted "Wang Fengsen". Students, you look at me, and I look at you, wondering, "Who is Wang Fengsen?" There seems to be no such person. " The female nurse is unhappy. "If you don't come, forget it. Next. " A kind-hearted man leaned over to look at the probe and shouted, "It's Wang Biao!" "Wang Biao answered" Yes ",and all his classmates laughed. Since then, Wang Biao has added an alias "Wang Fengsen".
"Ai" is in your heart, so it is not difficult to open your mouth.
"Narrowness" and "posthumous title" both have advantages. You can refer to the dictionary at any time to get to know your friends.
Not familiar with "familiar"
"unofficial history" worth mentioning.
Misreading "praise or disapproval" is also "embarrassment"
Error-prone "dagger"
Stubborn and mispronounced "headstrong"
Mysterious "secret"
Shelter "shelter", what is the bottom of a thousand "farts"?
Extraordinary "Prajna"
How to pronounce "Tubo"
"exploitation" and "peeling"
It is difficult to inherit the "mantle"
Moreover, before she put down the pickaxe, she took it with a brush. What was the harvest of calligraphy and painting?
"favoring one over the other" is not reading Bao.
The pronunciation of "no" is very different.
Rough is not rough.
"Difference" is a tiny fraction, and the error is a thousand miles.
Millennium "ancient temples" are not afraid to read, but "the present" and "the present" are worrying.
"Flattery" is not flattery, "Flattery" has its own voice.
"Dressed in clothes and feather clothes"
Different occasions have different "fields"
"Passengers" are also gods. What is the crime of mispronouncing?
Vagrancy and vagrancy
The canned lobster sauce is shaped like a drum. Can you still eat it when it is pronounced "lobster sauce"?
The sound and meaning of "fiery" and "hot" are confused
The "desire" of "collision" with the ancients
It is not difficult to deal with "places"
A word that is easy to say cross talk.
Not the "trauma" of "creation"
Dear "Fight" and "Order"
The difference between "arrest" and "arrest"
It's all the same day, but the sound is different.
"files" and "grades"
Nag about the word "nag"
Be careful "be careful"
Don't "defile" or "defile"
"U-turn" means "U-turn", and adjustment is mistaken for "lever"
Grasp the "Degree" in "Thinking"
Plain "atmosphere", peaceful "atmosphere"
When reading "Extraordinary Enchantment", you must be extra careful.
Terrible "obituary"
Under the fame, it is actually difficult to "operate"?
A picture and a couplet.
Curry VS coffee
And "taking advantage of (Kong) Ding Zhineng" is even more amazing, still losing the hegemony by three points.
Unregistered "Spicy Fried Clam"
The word "needlework" was originally done by female workers, so you should know that "needlework" means "female workers".
Guarantee "supply"
Quack quack landing.
Although "nylon towel" is also a textile, it is different from "acrylic fiber"
The "crown" heart disease of "anger rushing to the crown"
I don't know the true face of Zhenguan, just because I am in this "sound"
Reading "Coarse Ore" is too "rough"
"Conversion" is "refuge" and "rebellion" is also "white rebellion"
Although the price of treasures is high, roses are beautiful and have many flaws.
"Undeniable" is not "sunflower" and "infinite" is not "already"
How dare you mispronounce "executioner"
"Bones" and "Jaws"
The ingenious pronunciation of "collusion"
"Birds of a feather flock together" and "Birds of a feather flock together"
Violate and not commit, "harmony" is different.
Distinguish "horizontal" sounds in vertical and horizontal arrangements
"infighting" caused by internal "work"
Reading "ancient evil is not handsome" is also "forbearing evil"
Wandering between "wandering" and "wandering back"
The "mixed" sound of "confusion"
"namely" and "both"
Suede or deerskin -Confusion caused by glasses cloth
Unstable "achievements"
"Ignoring human life" should "stop abruptly"
"Eunuch" is not a "prison", why have they all become Jane?
What should I see when I see Nanshan leisurely?
Proofread school
Two completely different "results"
"Assault" is not pronounced as "assault rape"
"I can't help it" mispronounced "forbidden"
"Although" is not easy to distinguish, "Try not to pronounce it wrong".
Take others as an example.
It's boring to mispronounce "power station"
You should feel guilty for mispronouncing "acupuncture"
The sniper god of war is the name of "sniper"
Say "orange" and "orange"
The pronunciation of the word "moment" has "rules"
The word "horn" is pronounced "role"
"Cracked" means "chapped". Why did you mispronounce "tortoise"
A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing —— "Common Enemy" in College Entrance Examination
The difference between reading and looking after children.
"Neither humble nor supercilious" is appropriate. What is "no" and "no"?
Unregistered "beetle"
You should be ashamed of mispronouncing Khan.
"Pulling back from the brink" has very different consequences.
The indissoluble bond between "winning the weak" and "Ying Zheng"
I only know that there was Fan Li in ancient times, but I don't know who the "pear seller" is-
One of the Misjudged Cases in the legendary swordsman-Ling Huchong
Rickets and hunchbacks
"Yalu River" forever
"stroke your sleeves" and "stroke your beard"
Don't be fooled by the word "Meng"
Namo amit Ba
The sound change and qualitative change of "massage"
The mysterious surname "Mi"
The word "that" is used as a surname. Do you know which pronunciation to pronounce?
"Can't hold back" and "Si" are helpless mistakes.
"Sticky", "cement" and "mud" are different, so the accurate pronunciation should be distinguished.
Open the "Great Song Pass" and frequently make small mistakes to hit the people.
A peaceful life is not peaceful. Are the two "Ning" pronounced the same?
An indistinguishable "District" surname
How to pronounce "hoof"?
"delicious" and "delicious"
Analysis of the word "monarch" from "going deep into the interior"
"Pingzhou" is not "Pingzhou". Why is it mispronounced?
Proud as a peacock scares people's ears.
Puxue oral liquid does not "replenish snow"
"Qixia Mountain" and "Culai Mountain"
Controversy from "Riding a Thousand Miles Alone"
Two singers sang the wrong "low-key household"
Kaka stopped.
Nettles and urticaria
"Fiber" and "fiber" are well known. Why are mistakes so common?
"Crying for land" is not "grabbing"
If it is too white, the pronunciation of "Jiang" will be different.
The word "strong" of "forcing others"
Together, the "seesaw" falls, and the "strange" is the flat tone.
"Expectation" and "seasoning" are both "seasoning", but the tone is different.
"Outline" is ok, but "faucet" is not.
The spirit of "giving up" is commendable, and "giving up" is contradictory.
Revenge for "killing tigers"
Misreading "looking at each other" led to "booing"
Lost the "admission ticket", how to "win"?
It's Everyone's Fault —— Interpretation of Chen Yinque and Jia Pingwa
The legendary swordsman's second misjudged case-Stone Man's father and daughter
I only know that "chopped chicken" can be used as ingredients, but I have never heard that "chicken ears" can be used as soup.
Family diseases such as Ru should be treated together.
The pronunciation of the word "three" is not "three"
"Not working for crops" is mostly due to ignorance of "crops"
The pronunciation of "amenorrhea Zen" is not "giving up", and the pronunciation of "goodness" is not "meditation"
"Talking" is embarrassing, and mispronouncing "mocking"
Who is Han?
Zhao Gong does have the power of "summoning", and once it is read, it is wrong.
"Yu" and "She" have the same surname, but the pronunciation is different after the Han Dynasty.
It is also true and illusory to "give up" that is difficult to convince the public.
Who (shei) is right and who (shui) is right.
Pregnancy and childbirth
Although "students" are diligent, "many" don't read "letters"
Whether the steps can be climbed or not is another sound when the steps are "picked up"
"Hunting" can get animals, and "hunting" is no different from "waiting for a rabbit"
"Say" will make it clear.
"like" and "like"
Strange "bone marrow" strengthens bone powder, and the advertisement "bone marrow" sounds "like" people.
Learn to "cherish" and not "squander things"
"Article" is a great responsibility. Who can "jump"?
How to read "post" is "appropriate"?
The aggrieved "ass"
When "hanging" and "spitting", which is right or wrong?
Dude doesn't know "dude"
"Unique" and "passive".
Violate the Tao.
Because you can't do whatever you want.
Don't misread the pronunciation of "Wu" and "Wu"
Problem-prone "knee" joints
To solve this problem, you must untie the bell and the person who tied it. What is the pronunciation of the word "iron"?
"Xia" and "He".
Misreading the "string" is not mysterious at all!
Listening to the uncomfortable "fragrance"
"lifelike" and "portrait"
Mixed "blood"
Use "solution number" to represent "solution"
The "core" can serve two purposes.
Although "provocation" is evil, "nitpicking" is something else.
The smell of breast milk is unforgettable, but why not "stink"?
Dizzy "vertigo"
Once you have an affair, the word "one" is also "crazy"
"Attainment" is not deeper than "papermaking"
Zhou Yu, a "flaw does not hide Yu"
Misunderstanding of "a long history"
"Can't carry it" and worry.
If you are "temporarily" wrong, correct it at once. Over time, there will be many consequences.
When "Tibetan" is used as the surname, it is read as flat and flat, and it is read as silent.
It's a "decisive" disagreement.
Love "hate" is obviously a flat voice, how can we "give" another tone?
The legendary swordsman's Third Wrongful Case —— Author Cha Liang Yong
Choosing vegetables is another kind of "choice"
"Take advantage" and "Divination"
"Zhan" and "Zhan" surnames related to relatives and friends.
"Sticky" doesn't need glue, so why is it pronounced "sticky"?
"Flaw" is not "broken"
A dizzying "rise"
Eagle claw and cat claw
"tossing" comes and goes, and "discounting" is not "losing money"
Tintin and Tink Tink
The crux of misreading the "crux"
The word "knowledge" next to it is not "e", so why did you mispronounce "e"
Elastic "fat"
If "reply" is mispronounced, it is better not to reply.
Experience the shackles.
"China" in "To the Point"
"Left" and "Countermeasures"
A difficult seasoning.
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