Four people (men) are required to perform funny English short plays in five minutes.

Actor of four-person drama: P: Pirate-grandson. M: Mother. F: Father. K: King-grandfather. Narrator: There are four members in a family, a pirate, a naughty boy of 7 years old. His mother is a beautiful white-collar worker. His father Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandfather Jin is a kind old man. The pirate loved his grandfather most because the king loved him very much. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them because they are very strict with him .. Drama: (P, K comes out) P: Lao Wang, turn on the TV, I want to watch Tom and Jerry. I like that mouse. Come on! There is no time! I can't wait any longer K: Oh, dear! I almost forgot. Don't worry, I'll open it now. P: haha! Really funny! Tom is great! (making a happy gesture) Oh no! "it's over!" Where is Tom? I hate endings! (slamming off the TV and making extremely angry gestures) Old King! ? (Shouting at K) K: Oh, what a nuisance! (Looking around) Your parents are not here. We can change to another one, our brave pirate. Just tell me. I'm sure your request will be met. (Looking around) P: Really! All right! Now, let's watch pirates of the Caribbean! Well, no, it's not for you .................................................................................................................................................................. You don't keep your promise. (making angry gestures) k; Oh, yes, I play for you. But please be quiet. I'm afraid your parents don't like us to do this. P: Don't talk so much! I am already a 7-year-old adult. I assure you. K: OK. Hit him, kill him. Throw them into the sea ... (Shouting) K: What promise did Xu ................................................................................................................................................... make? I have forgotten. K: Oh? ! You're right (as a statement of understanding, because pirates have always been like this, breaking their promises) P: Lao Wang. I give you a glorious task. Be my horse, and I will ride on your back. Let's help people in danger like a brave knight. (making a brave gesture) CA: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse! ! Yes, your hearing is very good. Are there any questions? Ca: No, no, that sounds like a good idea! Very good! You are a brave pirate. Now get on my back. (Same helplessness) P: (Same happiness, same jumping on horseback) Hey! Let's go! Kill those bad guys. Come on! Run! .................................................................................................................................................................................., mom, dad! (A and D stand in front of the TV in a panic) M: Dad, what are you doing! ? Naughty pirate, not your trick! ? (making an angry gesture) P: (making a helpless gesture) Mom, it's not my fault. The old king asked me to massage his back. Hey hey (making a guilty gesture to hide your inner fear) t believe it. (making a serious gesture) Dad, is this really not the case? (Q k) k: Yes, of course, I can't imagine that a five-year-old child can massage so well. Oh (relieved, M: Really. I don't believe this little pirate can massage. Who taught him? Honey, isn't it? No, I didn't, but I decided to enjoy his massage another day. Do you think so, dear? Yes, that's a good suggestion. (p, d) act like you're in a panic. A: shivering, D: sweating) (P is afraid of being found by M and F and blocking the TV, and K is also covering for P) P: Mommy, are you a little cold? Yes, I can feel it. Man: No, it's summer. It's really hot. Will you catch a cold? No, no, just my feelings. (shivering, accidentally watched TV by B) M: One piece, what's behind you? (Question) P: Oh, nothing, nothing! Man: Go away. Little pirate! Oh, no! A storm is coming. (Covering his face in fear) Man: Caribbean pirates! What do you mean, bad movies! Little pirate! ? (Angry) P: Mom, I surrender. (Surrender) M: Dad, this movie is not suitable for him. It is full of killing, violence and negative passion, which will make him worse! I know, but I want him to see Tom and Jerry. He likes it very much. what's up Pirates? (I want to change the subject and stand on the same side as pirates) P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. M: Dad, don't let him watch so much TV, which wastes a lot of time and is bad for his eyesight. He may be nearsighted. (Sincerity)

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