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Two-part allegorical saying about poetry
Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles."
(Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii."
Comrades and villagers, we are full today, so let's all use a big bowl. ) Feed the pigs in the tank-one by one, raise the tortoise in the tank-keep the tortoise in the long tank-roll the dice in the tank-don't grow beans in the tank-catch the spicy bean paste in the tank-catch the tortoise in the difficult tank-catch the tortoise in an easy way. Slowly but surely, the tip made of ebony sticks out its mouth-hitting the duck in the soup pot-and enters Ning-playing the fool, chasing Chou-heung-Tang Sanzang's three apprentices who tried their best-three Tang Sanzang Buddhist scriptures-were exported into articles, Tang Sanzang crossed the flaming mountain-Tang Sanzang crossed Pingdingshan-ran away, and Tang Sanzang read the hoops-the hedgehog suffered. Short-headed Tang Priest's Learning-serious Tang Priest's Learning Buddhist Scriptures-wholeheartedly Tang Priest's Believing in White-transvestite doesn't divide trains in Tangshan-coal is poured in the hall (mildew), wine is sold in the kitchen-it's cheap not to hang dung barrels in the outer hall-it's notorious to hang animal skins in the outer hall-it's unreasonable to make trouble (draw) and not to scream-(belly)-shrimp is sailing in your pond- Mantis car-you can't bite off your head. Look at your example. Mantis fell into the oil pan-the whole body was crisp (sour). Mantis pouncing on cicadas-lying down and talking regardless of future troubles.
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2. What are the common two-part allegorical sayings and the common two-part allegorical sayings in ancient poetry life? -Ming raced on the outer bow-cornered and knocked over the five-flavor bottle-bittersweet, everything came to nothing-to get to the bottom of it-dripping water burned the core (heart)-tied chicken feathers to the telephone pole in one day-what a big duster (courage) lost watermelon and picked up sesame seeds-planted wheat in paddy fields in winter because of small losses- Do a good job in the mud-the monkey catches the moon without mercy-the weasel pays the chicken a New Year call for nothing-Jiang Taigong goes fishing without mercy-you take the bait and step on two boats-you walk on the zigzag bridge-you make a detour to open Bao Gong's house-the unselfish Confucius moves-you lose all the inkstones of Confucius (book)-the black-hearted tiger's ass.
The old woman opened her mouth-looked at the deaf ears with infinite teeth-decorated the lions on the Lugou Bridge-countless Lu became a monk-didn't care about cats and mice-looked at people under the crocodile tears-looked at people crossing the river-rode a donkey to read a songbook-waited to see the bricks built by the wall-and then lived thousands of miles to send goose feathers-temple) Ah (disaster) Purulent discharge on the soles of the feet-my nephew plays lanterns-I still wear skirts on snowy days-beautiful and moving (frozen) people mix tofu with shallots-a clear (green) and white mute eats coptis chinensis-the mute is bitter and can't go to court-a meal can eat three liters of rice-Yue Fei with a big stomach, On the back, there is a tattoo-Red plum that is loyal to the country and opens early-blowing the horn in the air-singing two-part allegorical sayings in the Three Kingdoms-Cao Cao's reincarnation-suspecting Cao Cao's employing people-being talented means raising Huang Zhong to take up the challenge-refusing to accept an old grass boat to borrow an arrow-returning to Zhang Fei's bed with a full load-not closing his eyes-Huang Zhong's archery-turning the bangzi into a wooden fish with a hundred shots- One ear is small-a handful of powder raised by pigs and dogs hits the back of the neck-it's shiny and upside down for 21 days, and no chicken can be produced-the meat that bad people can't sell in dog days-the triangular cemetery of smelly goods-the mouth that has been wicked for three years-the mouth that stinks for three years-the swollen (asshole) shit raised by big girls. -Bastard, a steamed bun fell from the sky. -500 yuan was divided into two parts. -250 cattle excrement worms moved.-Get out with a sore on their head. Purulent under the soles of your feet-the erhu in Dongyue Temple is rotten to the core-nonsense stones are put in the chicken nest-bastard old pig butcher-hemp fiber is dragged by goods with knives by tigers-no one has a second brother-who are you to burn yam in the ash pile-all gray (mixed) eggs, soybeans and sesame seeds-blow the horn-meat (faint Filial piety, honesty and humility-shameless wearing dog skin-no one is arrogant-I wrote poems in the toilet-dung beetles yawned-dung beetles's mouth was open and he was on the tip of his whip-he only knew that he was walking around. I don't know if the camel died in front of me, but it gave birth to a donkey-exotic plants don't germinate-inferior species look at their clothes-dogs see bodhisattva shit-nonsense, sorghum scattered in millet fields-materials in miscellaneous blacksmiths' shops-beaten goods singing on the platform in their hometown-ghost Yan who died somehow gave a notice-nonsense was full of bodhisattva's mind. Praise-the dog is lucky to draw a picture of the robber-you fell like a thief in the bamboo garden-the dead monkey had loose bowels-the blind beast who didn't look back played the piano-Grandpa Yan-the old ghost's famous sentence was classified and advised: black hair doesn't know how to study hard early. Lu You's Reading on a Winter Night cherishes the time category: 1. Young people who don't work hard are pathetic.
Han Yuefu's Long Songs II. A year's plan lies in spring, and a day's plan lies in morning. 3. An inch of time costs an inch of gold, but an inch of gold can't buy an inch of time.
Farewell class: 1. I advise you to drink one more glass of wine and go out for no reason. Wang Wei's "Xi》2 of the Twenty Historic temples in Yuan Dynasty" 2. Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead, and no one in the world knows the king. Gao Shi's Don't Move Big 3. Lonely sail overlooking the blue sky, I saw the Yangtze River flowing in the sky.
Li Bai bid farewell to Meng Haoran on his way to Yangzhou. Oh, my friend's prince, you left again, and I heard them sigh behind you. Bai Juyi was fortunate enough to bid farewell to the grassland. Four seasons: spring: 1. I don't know who cut off the thin leaves. The spring breeze in February is like scissors.
He Zhangzhi's "Chanting Willow" II. When you are free, you will know that the east wind is always spring. Zhu's Spring Day 3. In the late Tianshan Mountains, Sichuan is beautiful, and flowers and plants are fragrant in the spring breeze.
Du fu's quatrains 4. Spring garden can't be closed, an apricot goes out of the wall. Ye Shaoweng's Garden is Worthless 5. Good rain knows the season, and spring comes.
Du Fu's Spring Rain in Summer: 1. Xiao He only showed sharp corners, and the dragonfly had already stood on his head. Yang Wanli's Little Pond II. The next day, the lotus leaf is infinitely blue, reflecting the lotus. Yang Wanli's Seeing Lin Zifang at Dawn in Jingci Temple: 1. Stop and sit in the maple forest late, and the frost leaves are red in February.
Winter in Dumushan: 1. Hundreds of mountains have no birds, and thousands of paths have no footprints. Jiang Xue by Liu Zongyuan II. The setting sun is far away, the weather is cold and the house is poor.
Liu Changqing's Lotus Mountain Master in the Snow: 1. Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world. Gu 2. Since ancient times, no one has died in life, so stay with Dan Xin and shine with sweat.
Wen Tianxiang's Across the Ocean.
3. Homophonic couplets, jokes, ancient poems and two-part allegorical sayings should be linked in detail: Lotus (love) is bitter in heart.
Downward; Pear (pear) has abdominal acid. Part I: In the two-boat race, rowing speed (Lu Su) is not as fast as sailing (climbing).
Downward; A hundred schools of thought contend, and Di Qing (Di Qing) is more difficult than Xiao He (Xiao He). Part I: Living in a pagoda, I looked at Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang) and complained that Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei) was really difficult to do (Lu Bu).
Downward; A bird in a cage, a heart in a nest (Cao Cao). He hates Guan Yu. It can't be Zhang Fei. The first part: The first spring in Xiangyang will always be there.
Downward; There are more than fish in the celebration of good people. The first part: Lotus root and lotus root (why I got a pair).
Downward; Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need media). Part one: Pull out the nail from the stern. Confucius was born at the stern of the ship. Part II: Lightning between clouds, Huo Guang (fire) comes from Hanzhong.
The first part: regardless of the east (museum), regardless of the west, the wine tube, the second part: regardless of the prosperity or not, drink (bar).
4. It is difficult to associate ancient poems with allegorical sayings: visiting the West Lake, carrying tin pots, dropping tin pots, cherishing the West Lake, crossing the West Lake, selling blue bottles in Nanping, blue bottles in Nantong, North Tongzhou, Nantong, Tongnan and North Tongzhou, studying in spring and autumn, studying in spring and autumn, studying in east pawnshop, west pawnshop and west pawnshop. Look at Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang River Tower's poetry platform with moonlight shadow, poetry talent platform, poetry talent platform, poetry talent platform is peerless, poetry talent platform is peerless, Baita Street, yellow blacksmith, red stove, burning black charcoal, emitting smoke, flashing blue light, quenching purple iron, sitting in the east and west Danshui Bay facing south, suffering farmers, wearing cool hats, bending over, burning hot days, sweating like a pig. Every year, there is a cup of green tea to quench one's thirst, two melodies of heavenly seven-string wonderful music, the music of Lele musicians, the sound of Lele Yuefu, charcoal to salt, black and white parallel bamboo horizontal hemp vertical, green yellow bamboo without long and short curtains, yellow and green interlaced soft and hard curtains according to the screen window, all of which are clear and send flowers to the garden. Plumes of Mei Lanfang's smoke enveloped the aviary, and there was no loneliness in the fog. Cold window empty, widowed, handsome, accompanied by a lonely girl. Tiewengcheng, the Three Treasures of Xiyu Yinshan, Confucius Mozi, a saint in China, was an old man, and old boys made a textual research. Boys are tested, old people are older, two families are heaven, and human feelings are greater than heaven. Shanghai tap water comes from the sea, Shanxi Hanging Temple, hanging Western Hills, moving chairs and enjoying the moon.
The wood is the base, the wood is the end, the wood is the wood, and the pine and cypress are dense. Looking around the door, there is little water and sand in the wooden heart, that is, today's earth embankment, silkworm is the worm in the world. It is a bridge where birds break the thunder by the river, and three stones separate the way out. The freezing rain sprinkled people at two o'clock in the east and three o'clock in the west, and the mouth of the world was bent on swallowing us. The king on the border of Wang Ren is going to be blind, and his mouth will be cut into two pieces and twenty heads. This body has to be cut off with eight knives, Feng tamed, Feng tamed, five horse princes, the old wood withered, and the firewood turned into firewood. Good girls are even better. Men used to be monks, and women can become buddhas. She is as humble as a handmaid and can be called a slave. Three women were raped. Two women are one fifth of a woman. Umbrella figures rely on adults to cover their hearts, homesick, homesick, and enjoy the romantic and autumn fragrance in the east. In the west, there are bright words in the sky, and the left lives in the right. The good man was assigned to Qiao Nv. He hated rouge by nature and his face stopped. It was Wu He, the old monk, who cast darts of copper and iron, and the monks of the Bamboo Temple returned to him. Four-dimensional arhat wooden doors can be seen on two mountains. Four-dimensional Rollo Rollo Rides Zhu Zhu Zhu Zhu Zhu.
Shuang Mu is a forest. Forests are forbidden, and so are clouds. Crystal word three days, when there will be no day, day bika, 36 thousand days in a hundred years.
There are three mouths to taste, so you should keep your mouth shut and advise you to have a glass of wine. The sun and the moon are bright and faint, the mountain breeze is blue, the stone skin is still firm, and the ancient wood is immortal.
When can people come? If you are thousands of miles away, you will always say goodbye to the Yellow Crane. Your ambition has not been realized. Janie, a young girl, died in front of a rock. This wood is good for women, even better for girls! Zhang Longgong, riding a strange horse, fought alone, married a family girl, and got pregnant. Gave birth to a male niece ——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————. Knowing when he will come with wealth and enjoy traveling with him is self-arranged. The ship carries stones, and the heavy ship measures the ground lightly. Long feet are short, long body is light, heavy shoulders are light, heavy feet are short, short circuit is long, long boats are full of leaks, dry lamps are blown, fire fighting is blown, drinkers' restaurants like painting poems, and eggs are salt-free. Thin egg pork intestines are not cut properly. The long sausage house is the place where Beilu stays alone in Xixi Chicken. Taro began to cry, and Taro died. Monks swim across the river, and monks worry about independent bridges. The figure doesn't flow in the river, but goes to the hotel to sleep alone. Who once smashed the dream of this building with one punch? I also boldly wrote a poem on it. Castle peak is not always green and white. There is nothing to worry about, because the wind is wrinkled. Autumn leaves are soft and willows are fragrant. He Chunlin is lucky all the year round. A pea, a pea, a pea, an aunt, a sister-in-law, a pea, a pea, a pea, a pea, a pea, a pea, a pea, a pea, a pea, a pea, a pea, a pea, a pea, a pea, a pea, a pea, a pea. A pea, three years, a pea, a pea, sister-in-law Xi found new rags to make wet shoes, and then went to the next one. On the other hand, she dared to sit side by side in Nanjing, the capital of Shuangjing North. Water and soil can be divided into two parts: homonym with different sounds, piano tune, new tune, exotic flowers and different plants, and all kinds of incense: one, three, eight-character pronunciation (bar), tone (tone), and the rest pronunciation (tone).
Downward: One character, three characters and eight characters are pronounced with the sound removed and the rest are pronounced with the sound, the species and the species. Tide tide tide Xi Longlong Longlong disappears Pronunciation: Tide tide, Tide tide Xi.
Pronunciation: long rise, long rise, long fall. Line, line, line, line, line, line, line, line, line, line, line.
Pronunciation: long, long and long. Lele Lele Lele Lele Luo Yue, Luo Yue and Luo Yue.
Pronunciation: Zhao Chao, Zhao Chao, Zhao Chao. Tide Cloud Tide Tide Tide Tide Qian Chao Longlong Longlong Changliu Sichuan Chaoyun Temple Pronunciation: Tide Cloud Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tide Tid
Pronunciation: long rise, long rise, long rise, long flow. The sea is falling towards North Korea, and the clouds are long, long and long. The pronunciation of Mengjiangnu Temple in Shanhaiguan is: tide, tide, tide.
Pronunciation: clouds rise, grow, grow and disappear. The wine is hot without a soup lamp, the soup hall is cold and useless, and the fans are like mountains without mountains. What water can be like a river to clear hunger, a chicken stealing rice, a boy beating the summer rat to cool the beam, a guest coughing and going into shock, a chair leaning against the tung to watch the moon, waiting for the light to climb the pavilion, a sister-in-law sweeping firewood and asking uncle to move the broken bucket, and Gu hoop to draw a picture book of a lotus monk, as well as Linlin's book Tang Yinguan of Kannonji Temple (biography.
5. A complete set of sentences about two-part allegorical sayings: short stairs lead to high rooms-no words (eaves).
Short people wear high heels-their height is limited.
The dwarf hit the wolf-it is not enough to shout.
Dwarfs fly kites-higher and higher; Steady rise
Shorty fart-humble.
Dwarf sightseeing echo
A dwarf crosses the river-peace of mind
Short people watch the play-listen.
The dwarf pulls out the general-he will make do with materials; Choose a better one on the whole.
The dwarf climbed the stairs-longing (longing)
The dwarf climbed the hill step by step; May you be promoted step by step!
Short woman-low knowledge
Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma; Up-down dilemma
The dwarf is going to heaven-I don't know how small he is; Delusion; Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream
Short people sit on high stools-out of reach; Up and down out of reach; Up-down dilemma
Love to complain, love to be a hero-poor and quarrelsome.
Wooden fish in Antang-let people fight.
Quails want to eat the fruit from the tree-they can't reach it; Think of good things; Want to be beautiful
Watching people drown on the shore-from the ruins
Fishing for the moon on the shore-in vain; be invalid
Buy shoes according to other people's sizes-mechanical reproduction.
Beggars who press colored balls-silly with joy
Take the medicine according to the prescription-do it
Pecking rice according to the head of a chicken-in vain
Drinking water according to the cow's head-impossible; Can't do
Press the gourd and lift the ladle-regardless of the tail; Rise in succession
Top door of wide tube of chopping block
Rolling pin on the chopping board-bachelor
Meat on the chopping block-slaughtered; Kill at will
Fish on the chopping block-a commodity with a knife
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