What funny jokes about eating have you read in the book?

I think these are the funny jokes about eating that I read in books. I usually read books at night to kill time, which is much easier than playing games and watching TV. I always comfort myself with what I have learned. Time flies. These are all pastimes. Sometimes I can think of good articles that I have read for a long time, such as eating duck eggs in Gaoyou, bayberry and raspberry in my hometown.

Eating crabs is a matter of taste, and one should be proficient in how to eat crabs. First break the crab's foot, then open the crab bucket ... how to eat the meat in the fist on the foot, how to remove the meat in the navel ... The foot can be used as a needle to remove the meat ... The whole crab bone can be combined into a beautiful butterfly ... My father is good at eating crabs and eats them very cleanly. So mother Chen said, "The crab shell eaten by the master is really a crab shell." We all learn from our father. We peel the meat very carefully. The meat we peeled won't be eaten right away. It is kept in a crab bucket. After peeling, we add a little ginger vinegar and stir.

It will serve as a dish for the next meal. There are no other dishes. Because dad seldom eats vegetables, he says crabs are delicious. It's boring to mix other dishes when eating crabs. He took out two coins from his waist, bought a sesame seed cake, tore it up and chewed it carefully. It seemed delicious. It took me more than an hour to finish eating. Suddenly, he reached out another finger, dipped in some saliva, wrote on the table, dipped in it, and then wrote a pen.

Gao Sheng was very surprised. He wants to know why this man studies so hard. There are ancient pillars on his back in the teahouse. Pay close attention to what he writes. It turned out that he was writing there, because although he ate the sesame cake carefully, some sesame seeds on the cake inevitably fell on the table. He wants to lick his tongue and sweep it with his hand. I was afraid that people would think it was ugly, so I lost my bookshelf, and he pretended to dip in words. Look at him writing for a long time. There is not a single sesame seed on the table. He suddenly lost his mind again, as if thinking about something.

After thinking for a while, he suddenly seemed to wake up. He slapped the table hard and dipped in saliva to write. Why do you think it is? It turned out that when he was eating sesame cakes, two sesame seeds fell into the gap in the table. Although I dipped in saliva, I still couldn't write in my mouth. So he deliberately pretended to forget. He made it look like he suddenly woke up. He patted the table. Sesame naturally shook out, and he made it look like writing. Naturally, he reached the tip of his tongue. "So I think these are funny jokes about eating that I read in the book.