Seek the shortest classic joke in the world

1. The cat greets the cow. The cow teased the cat and said, You have a beard so young! The cat was very angry and said, why don't you wear a bra when you are so old?

I saw you being chased by a group of people in the street that day. I rushed up to stop them, and their leader stopped me and said, please don't stop us from shooting mice in the street.

3. A stuttering invigilator found a student peeking. He shouted angrily, "You, you, you, you, how dare you cheat? Get up! " Five students stood up.

4. Take MM to the gym, one of which is to practice latissimus dorsi rubber band. MM suddenly said: Do you come here every night to pimp?

5. A young lady walks at night, and there is a thief in Lu Yu: "Hand over the money!" The young lady replied, "No, even if you rape me, I won't give it!" " "The robber looked at the young lady carefully and said," You think it is beautiful! "

6. A couple went to register for marriage. "Have you ever had a premarital examination?" "Yes, his house and car are gone." "I'm going to the hospital." The young woman blushed and whispered, "Yes, it's a boy."

7. Three small animals are chatting in the forest. Pig said: nicknames are popular now, so you can call me pig in the future. Rabbit: ok, I'll call it rabbit. The chicken is unhappy: I have work to do, so I have to go first.

There is no such joke. What a joke!