What's the funny joke? Classic, not too long!

It is said that a polar bear had to wear sunglasses to see the equipment because the snow was too harsh and dazzling, but he couldn't find sunglasses, so he crawled around on the ground with his eyes closed, looking for and crawling, and crawling all his limbs until he found them. I put on my sunglasses and looked in the mirror, only to find out: Oh, I was originally a panda

late at night, and the driver looked back after the last bus, and there was a lady in white sitting in the last row. The driver continued to drive and looked at the rearview mirror. The woman was gone, and she was frightened ~ ~ and quickly braked. Looking back, she sat there again. The driver turned her head guiltily and continued to drive, and carefully looked at the rearview mirror. The woman was gone again, and she was shocked and braked suddenly. Looking back, the woman appeared again.

The driver faced a collapse and turned his head to continue driving in a cold sweat. The third time, the driver looked at the rearview mirror again, and the woman disappeared. The driver had collapsed again, but she stopped suddenly, but she didn't turn her head away. At this moment, the woman came to him slowly, with messy hair and blood all over her face, dripping on his feet. The driver's body was already stiff, and she dared not turn her head to look at her ~

The woman said in a very low voice, "I have a grudge against you. I squatted down to tie my shoelaces." .

Tell a story. Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who privately decided for life, but the boy needed military service, so they made an oath with the girl, gave her a diamond ring, and promised to meet her today in three years. At that time, the ring would be used as a wedding ring. After three years, the girl waited for the boy, but she couldn't wait. She was so sad and desperate that she threw the diamond ring into the sea and left her hometown. The girl misunderstood the date place, so she became a regret forever. The boy was heartbroken ... After a few years, the boy went fishing. Guess what he caught? Rice cake ~ ~!

3 what animal can stick on the wall?

answer: seal (poster)

4 Bread was suddenly hungry when walking on the road, so it ate itself ...

5 One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid the chase of the wolf.

The wolf easily destroyed the straw house, wooden house and brick house. The three little pigs ran desperately, but they were caught up by the wolf. The three little pigs said desperately, it's up to you. Allah gave up, whatever you want.

At this moment, the Wolf smiled and drooled and said, Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is.

7 A small match was itchy, so I grabbed it, and then caught fire, and then I went to the hospital and became a cotton swab, because my head was covered with gauze ...

8 An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea, and it turned into a tea egg.

9 A mung bean felt depressed and jumped down from the 1th floor. It turned into a red bean. Do you know why?

Because he is bleeding

The story of penguin and camel, one is very cold and the other is very hot. . . .

The little penguin asks his mother, "Mom, mom, why do we live in the North Pole?"

Mother Penguin replied, "Because it's cold enough here!" The little penguin said, "Wow, it's really cold. . 。”

The little camel asked his mother, "Mom, mom, why do we live in the desert?"

Mother camel replied, "Because it's hot enough here!" The little camel said, "Wow, it's really hot. . 。”