Comic script of ancient costume

Character: big and small Zhao

Xiao Zhao: Golden Wind Delivers Cool Red Flag Exhibition to Celebrate 60th Anniversary. I'm here to prepare a program, a patriotic ode to Wanli. This school is going to arrange a patriotic drama, which is just an opportunity to show my talent. What should I do? Hey hey, I'm in charge here.

Senior: Xiao Zhao, what happened to what I asked you to do?

Xiao Zhao: Oh, here comes the senior. Senior, please sit down. Senior, I'll pour you a glass of water.

Senior: Let me ask you, have you found a good actor for the remaining roles of PLA soldiers? Xiao Zhao: Aren't you worried about me?

Senior: Then I have to ask. Last time I asked you to find a guitarist, you found me a cotton player. I asked you to find me a costume drama, and you found me a non-mainstream hairstyle; I asked you to find me someone who can recite. You gave me a Tianjin accent and people praised us. It's very kind of you to imitate Feng Gong's sketch. Xiao Zhao: Don't worry, I have taken three courses since my freshman year. . . Senior: Didn't I ask you to find one from the national defense students? Xiao Zhao: National defense students are all preparing for the military parade.

Senior: Isn't there another Wang Guodong who is studying acting in Atmospheric College? Xiao Zhao: He went to be in charge of the National Day Yamato singing. Senior: Can I choose a freshman?

Xiao Zhao: Don't worry this time. I heard that I was going to play the People's Liberation Army, and everyone signed up enthusiastically. I chose three people from the middle who are good in appearance and life. I'll send them up later. You choose one. Everybody up here!

B, c, followed by a.

Xiao Zhao: You see, the conditions are very good. Call seniors A, B and C: Hello, seniors.

Xiao Zhao: You will give me a chance in the future.

Senior: Well, you look ok, but I have to see if you can play with soldiers. Which one of you will go first? A, B and C: I'll go first, I'll go first. Brother Zhao, I'll go first.

Xiao Zhao: Let's follow the original registration order. (Nail) You hit one first: (Stand at attention). . . How to act?

Xiao Zhao: Oh, yes, senior, it's hard to play without props. Senior: Bring me the prop gun for the play.

A: Senior: The gun is wrong. Xiao Zhao: On his shoulder.

Xiao Zhao: No, get down.

A: (hanging on the key)

Senior: Forget it, don't bring a gun. The PLA should show its heroism. I'm telling you, you have a gun. Let me see. A: What? . What is poss?

Xiao Zhao: It's the posture. Hurry up and pose with a gun. A: (gun in both hands) Xiao Zhao: Look, senior.

Senior: You are very suitable. Really?

Senior: It is very suitable for playing the armor of bandit soldiers. I handed over my gun before I shot. President of the university, please give me another chance. Xiao Zhao: So. . Senior, look at the next one.

B: Don't be afraid, Brother Zhao. I am here (with a gun) to study hard. That's what soldiers should do. Senior, shall I start acting? (End) Senior: What are you going to do?

B: (on the runway) Go! Let's go Let's go Fire into the hole! Dadada dadada? Xiao Zhao: Who are you?

B: It's called imposing manner. Foreign anti-terrorism forces are all like this. Xiao Zhao: Yes, senior, you see, the momentum is great. B: And my posture. Senior: You are also suitable for B: See?

Senior: It's very suitable for playing devil in the village. Go there and play with him, bandit soldier B. Go to Xiao Zhao: Don't be angry, senior. Isn't there another one

C: Senior, Brother Zhao, don't be afraid. I am here. None of them can shoot, so this gun should be held like this (regular standing shooting) pia!

Senior: Well, it's interesting.

C: (Imitating Downstream) I'm a good shot, and I was born with it. The gun grows out of my heart, I am the gun, and the gun is me.

Senior: OK, we need an ordinary infantry role. . .

C: (various shooting positions) pia! Pia Pia Xiao Zhao: Oh, senior, are you all right? Captain: Senior, did I play well?

Senior: Stop it, you stand there, too. Xiao Zhao, come here. This is the actor you chose? They all said, "I'm here." That's it?

Xiao Zhao: At the beginning, they all said it was very good, saying that they knew the PLA and had their own lives.

Senior: It's really bragging about not paying taxes. And life (c). Is the PLA jumping up and down like you? C: I have seen my brother's name in the downstream, and I have seen it three times.

Senior: You wanted to be a hero as soon as you came up? So why not give it to our own people first? (Yes) Have you ever seen the People's Liberation Army enter the village like you? No. But I beat senior cs every day: Oh, foreign devil.

B: Yes, foreign special forces do.

Senior: Hum, so they can't beat us. (Nails) Do you have a life?

A: Yes, I have seen the PLA perform tasks.

C: Ha ha ha. Have you ever seen the People's Liberation Army who can't hold a gun? A: But I have never really seen the PLA carrying guns.

B: Then the PLA has no guns. What can he do with it? A: Hands.

B.c.: hands?

Last year, my hometown suffered a once-in-a-century earthquake. A few minutes later, our village was in ruins and my grandfather was pinned under the house. I shouted "Grandpa" and "Grandpa", and then I heard his weak voice, "Don't worry, son, the PLA has come back to save us". But at that time, aftershocks continued, roads and bridges were seriously damaged, and landslides were everywhere. How can disaster relief vehicles and heavy equipment come in? I don't know how long it took, but someone called the PLA. I rushed to the entrance of the village and saw a green team running from a distance. This is the color of life, and this is the real People's Liberation Army. I shouted "Go and save Grandpa", and the three PLA soldiers ran to my house without saying anything. When they collapsed, they dug hard with their hands, and their hands were covered with blood. . . Until they rescued my grandfather, and then the doctor said it was a good thing to rescue him in time, if it was later. . . . It was the people's liberation army that saved us.

Senior answers the phone.

Senior: Hello? Mom, you worried me to death. I called you for two days, but I couldn't get through. What? The typhoon flooded our house? So, so, where's grandpa? How's Grandpa? Ah-ah, the People's Liberation Army has come to save you, and others are discussing.

Xiao Zhao: (with a dozen dollars in his hand) Senior, we heard that your family was affected by the disaster. This is a donation organized by the college. C: Our living expenses are not too much. Please accept it as a token of your gratitude.

Senior: (sobbing). . . . . . You see, I just said something very heavy, and you still. . B: Senior, don't say that. My family is from Hunan. Last year, there was a snowstorm and all over the country came to help us. A: Yes, the disaster relief and reconstruction in the earthquake-stricken areas cannot be separated from everyone's help. Xiao Zhao: In other words, everyone helps each other. It's all our own.

Senior: Ah, yes, with you here, I am not afraid. Because we have an iron army that serves the people, and because we have1300 million United and friendly China compatriots, as long as we are United, there will be no insurmountable difficulties.