Funny sketch script suitable for the company's annual meeting

The funny sketch script suitable for the annual meeting of the company is as follows:

Narrator: In the classic Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the great talents of Liu Bei's corporal Li Xian and Kong Ming are vividly described. The story of three visits to Mao Lu is also known to all, and the whole world is telling it. However, few people know the following interesting story about three visits to a cottage.

Zhang: "Brother, today is the anniversary of our swearing-in. My second brother and I agreed with the studio owner to give the three of us a 20% discount and take a photo or something, but why do you have to come to see Zhuge Liang! "

Guan: Yes, after today, there will be no discount!

Liu: It's been so long since graduation. If you don't find a way out, let alone taking pictures, even eating is a problem. Do you know what is the most painful thing in life?

Zhang Guan: I don't know! What?

Liu: People are alive, but the money is gone! (knocking at the door)

The servant girl opened the door, looked at it and ran in to announce it.

Cai Xiao: Miss San, Liu Bei came to see Mr. Er again!

Zhuge Liang: Just say that the second brother is not here! Cui and I went to enjoy plum blossoms!

Cai Xiao: But it's summer, and there are no plum blossoms! Besides, they came for the third time and said that Mr. Er was not here. Will they believe it? Even if you buy lottery tickets, you have to win once!

Zhuge Liang: Nonsense. I have been buying lottery tickets since I was three years old, and I have cleverly avoided all the winning numbers. I have never won a bottle of soy sauce. Ask Liu Bei to buy more!

Cai Xiao: However, I heard that Liu Bei looks like Guan Yu, much like Hugh!

Zhuge Liang: So handsome? (looking at the poster on the table, angry) Then I'll meet him for my second brother. Come on, voice actor!

Cai Xiao: Miss, they think the salary here is low and have already jumped ship!

Zhuge Liang: These people value money too much. Don't they know what is the most painful thing in life?

Cai Xiao: What?

Zhuge Liang: When people die, money is wasted! On your own (clearing your throat, shaking your fan, reciting poems). Who dreams first? I've known all my life. The thatched cottage sleeps well in spring, and the sunset is late outside the window.

Details of the annual meeting are as follows:

Annual meeting refers to the annual gathering of some social groups, which is an annual "family activity" for enterprises and organizations.

The annual meeting, as its name implies, is the meeting at the end of the year. It's just that this annual grand meeting of the whole company is more grand and longer than the brainstorming meeting, planning meeting, weekly meeting and summary meeting, which is closed all night. The annual meeting is a dynamic process, which can be divided into three stages: the previous year, the next year and the next year.