A joke about a couple wishing by a well.

On weekends, my girlfriend and family go out to visit the grave.

I called her, "What are you doing?"

She replied, "Remittance!"

Found a bottle of expired toner at home.

I searched on the Internet: "How can the toner be used as a waste product when it has expired?"

Jump out of the best answer: to my husband.

Now that people with money and knowledge have emigrated, why do we people without money and knowledge still stay here?

Because Mencius once said: poverty can't move!

A MM goes to practice driving.

Stop after starting, there is a problem with oil distribution, and the car jumps.

The coach, a female teacher, said, "Yo, you are hanging a rabbit block!" "

Me: "Boss, give me a bowl of green pepper rice noodles. Put more green peppers, more shredded pork and more rice noodles! "

Boss: "Isn't that two bowls? ! "

Two young women are chatting. One said, "If my husband did something wrong, I'll punish him for kneeling on the computer motherboard!" " "

Another said, "I never punish my husband for kneeling on the computer motherboard." I always let him kneel on the remote control and hit him when he changes channels! " "

There was a time when I often went to an Internet cafe with two slogans:

Computers should start with dolls.

Minors are forbidden to surf the internet.

"I am always rejected by others, and I want to refuse others once.

At this age,

Just confess to me and help me once. "

"Well, I like you."

"I like you too."

A prisoner was shot because the bullets were made in a fake factory.

The first shot didn't go out, the second shot didn't go out, and then the third shot and the fourth shot ...

The prisoner cried and said, "eldest brother, strangle me, it's too scary."

Yesterday, in order to show my support for the "Earth Hour" activity, I resolutely turned off all the switches in my neighbor's house.

One day, my classmate was walking in the street, and two college girls came up to ask for directions and said, "Uncle ..."

My classmate resolutely put his hand into a fist and replied, "Sister-in-law, what's the matter?"

-I'll do it next time ...