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What ugly people have you experienced or heard of?

There is a big girl, 1.5 meters long, 130 kg. She has a skeleton as rough as a man, looks rough and rustic, and her family is very ordinary, but she is optimistic, simple and hardworking. Originally, she was a lovely person. However, just after she made some friends with poor personality, she became strongly jealous of those beautiful women, white women, rich women, white rich women and so on who were much better than her. At the same time, because she has not been in love for nearly 30 years, she has embarked on a strange path of transformation.

For example, in the dining hall, everyone shakes their shoulders and coquetry in front of a male colleague who has a good relationship, and says "Peel (shrimp) for me" (referring to Gao Yuanyuan) in a charming tone peculiar to northerners. Often take something from his bowl to eat, or give it to the other party if you don't want it (male orientation is unknown, but what is certain is her idea of holding a group in a foreign land). When rumors spread everywhere, I was particularly excited to repeat the rumors (mostly jokes about her and that male colleague, whether they were together or not), and then I was very angry about who wanted to be with you, or that we could make up after we got married at the age of 30.

For example, every day, whether it's summer or winter, whether it's early morning or evening, whether it's sunny or not, as long as it's outdoors without shade, you should take an umbrella. If you don't have an umbrella, you really won't move a step, a step! What can you do in one second?

For example, one day, I suddenly said to myself, I can't eat bamboo shoots, leeks, eggplant, or anything (forgive me for not remembering), which is not good for girls. It is the first time for everyone to hear such novel remarks and ask why. A: It will cause acne. Then don't eat shrimp, rooster or seafood! ! !

For example, the person you are looking for must be from your hometown, and the job can't be worse than her (the job is better than her or she almost despises her).

For example, whenever she talks about some interesting experiences in vain, she always disdains to change the subject, or simply interrupts the other party and digress.

For example, all clothes are imitated by people who can wear them best. The tight skirt has a small chest, a thick waist and a fat belly, so that the whole skirt has been turning around her and the zipper is crooked to the left waist. This is a good thing.

For example, I like Jason. I think he is the best singer in the world, the most handsome, and the person who leads the fashion in dressing temperament.

That's all I can think of for the time being I hope she will be normal when she finds someone.