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Земля! - кричал Коллум.
Мясо! - кричали аоригены
-Land! "Cried Columbus.
-Meat! "Cried the aborigines.
Почему вы не женитесь? - спросил юноша старого холостяка.
-Виишь ли, - отвечал тот, - кога я ыл моло, то решил не жениться о сих пор, пока не встречу иеальной женщины.Прошло много лет, и я встретил такую женщину.Но оказалось, что она ищёт иеального мужчину.
-Why don't you get married? The young man asked the old bachelor.
You see, the old bachelor replied, when I was young, I decided not to get married until I met the ideal woman. Many years passed and I met such a woman. But as a result, she is looking for the ideal man.
Вовочка спрашивает у аушки:
- Ба, а почему земля вертиться?
- Ах, ты засранец, опять папин портвейн стащил!
Wolfka asked grandma: grandma, why does the earth turn? -Oh, you dung-making machine, you took dad's red wine again!
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